I wanted to bump this link cause I like the website so much.... Big Ben smashed, Mike Vick hitting a joint, Jeff Reed blown out of his mind... doesn't get much better than this
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The new Steelers' mascot name sucks, I mean, Steely McBeam? Come on, we can do better than that. Here's our suggestions that are just as representative of the city...we like Shirtless McDrunk or Welfare McPoor the best...
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Baltimore RavensEd Reed → Granite Reed. "Granite" implies strength and solidity, but what I like most about it, as it relates to Ed Reed, is that it also has an air of permanence. It's always going to be there. When you need a tackle, Granite will be there. When you need a pass broken up, Granite   more...
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