MARTIN GRAMATICA RUMORS
Soccer... where people bleed after celebrations
As The Spoiler so wonderfully puts this, two players did 'a mid-air faceplant' in celebration of a goal in some Middle Eastern soccer action. Hey, it ain't a soccer celebration until someone needs six stitches in their face. Martin Gramatica scoffs at their exuberance...
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June 01, 2009
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A Memorable Moment From The 2006 NFC Wild Card
2006 NFC Wild Card Game: Seattle Seahawks 21, Dallas Cowboys 20 "I'lI take responsibility for messing up at the end there. That's my fault. I cost the Dallas Cowboys a playoff win." - Tony RomoFor Romo it was the choke that started it all.Even after replay overturned Jason Witten's 3rd down catch, bringing up fourth down on Seattle's 2-yard line, it still...
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January 02, 2009
Saints PK Martin Gramatica On Thin Ice?
If Saints PK Martin Gramatica continues to miss high-pressure kicks, as he did in Week Three, we hear the team will look to other options at the...
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September 27, 2008
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September 27, 2008
Michael Phelps New Spokesperson for Noassattol
Michael Phelps is not letting his unprecedented success go to his head. The National Noassattol Defamation League has announced that Phelps will serve as their new spokesperson, replacing Martin Gramatica.The president of the association, Ronald Sticks, applauded Phelps' decision to fight flat-ass discrimination. Sticks explained, "Michael knows that people born without any posterior...
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August 15, 2008
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August 15, 2008
Four Memorable Field Goal Botches in NFL Playoff History
Recalling four hilarious NFL playoff moments where kickers, holders and long snappers were suddenly forced to panic. With photos.
We're not talking about missed or blocked kicks. We're talking about it all going horribly wrong.
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January 21, 2008
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January 21, 2008
1/2 of Battlestar Gramatica Back in the League
Fans of ridiculous kicker celebrations rejoice! Martin Gramatica has been signed by the Saints to replace the injured Olindo Mare.
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December 12, 2007
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December 12, 2007
Olindo Mare Also Sucks in a Dome
According to the Times Picayune, the Saints will audition at least three kickers today because of Mare's inconsistency and uncertainty regarding his groin injury: Mike Vanderjagt, Martin Gramatica and Billy Cundiff.
Mare, who strained his right groin during practice last week, has missed 4 of 7 field goals this season.
Can't kick on dirt, can't kick in a dome...
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October 09, 2007
Punters & kickers: A history of violence
With the assault on his father by recently released punter Danny Baugher, coupled with the news out of Northern Colorado that the back-up kicker stabbed the starting kicker to possibly secure a starting spot (hilarious), the Sports Hernia decided to take a look at big name kickers who have had their own brushes with violence.
Martin Gramatica
Known to enter...
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September 06, 2007
Fear of 'Madden Curse' leads to first cover for Gramatica
(pretty funny, the cover is classic)
Following the sudden last minute dropout of Vince Young, and the subsequent 450 other players who also passed, Martin "the martian" Gramatica backed his way into the Madden '08 cover, and it's quite a memorable one.
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April 27, 2007
Better Know A Draft Pick: Mason Crosby
Name: Mason Crosby
Height: Taller than Jackie Mason, shorter than David Crosby
Body Type: Right thigh bigger than mole on Ginny Sack's ass
Speed: 8.3 (sidelines to ball spot)
Urine Sample: Good trajectory, stream tends to fade right
Stool Sample: Tiny pieces of Martin Gramatica
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April 26, 2007
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