Sloppy seconds? Seriously? The NHL's collective feathers are ruffled over this?That being said, reactions from Marty Turco, Mike Modano, Brad Richards and Mike Ribeiro do show that this Sean Avery experiment isn't exactly going well. We're only in December and the team is already clearly tired of hearing about Avery (and his gorgeous, cleft-chinned ex-gfs).Obviously, Avery needs father figures and/or players who obviously wear the pants so he'll tow the line. In Detroit, he wa...