MIROSLAV SATAN SENT DOWN

The never-ending drama that is Miroslav Satan just got a little more intriguing, as the underwhelming winger will apparently report to the Penguins' minor-league affiliate in Wilkes-Barre/Scranton.Satan had 17 goals, 19 assists and 36 points in 65 games this season. He was a bad fit in nearly every way, shape, and form, from his production to his line to his salary ($3.5 million).It's obvious that no other NHL team was interested in taking him on at this point, but he's going to have to report to WBS if he wants to collect his cashola. And in these times, I'd think everyone would want that, even if it means swallowing a bit of your pride.Satan will report to Wilkes-Barre/Scranton [Empty Netters]Send your news, tips, and links to Mondesishouse@gmail.com.