Found May 05, 2009 on Serious Sports News Network: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Sidney Crosby
WASHINGTON, DC — Alex Ovechkin put the puck in the net for his third goal Monday and the hats started to pour down from all the reaches of the Verizon Center in Washington, DC, and all of a sudden, Sidney Crosby’s vagina started to hurt so bad. “All of a sudden, it was like my vagina [...]

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  • karenjoyce
    Get a life,the game was delayed by over 5mins,pens were on a roll before the goal,the team just wanted to come at them as soon as possible,Im sick at all the trash talking about Crosby,he is one of the best and deserves respect.
    • rustysrf89
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      dude, crosby is a little B-tch. He is known across the league as a freaking baby. Jagr went up to him before a game last year and told him to stop being a baby and that nobody likes him because of it.
      • your a b--itch he is by far one of the best hockey players in the nhl. What matters if jagr said that to him..crosby is already better than jagr was ever.
        • rustysrf89
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          No sh-t he is. I am not dismissing his talent, but he's a little girl. He might be one of the best in the league, but hes not the best on his team.
    • rustysrf89
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      he deserves absolutely no respect
  • hockeygoddess
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    Well anytime there is a hat trick for the home team in the playoffs, there will be a delay - I like Crosby but it's a hockey fact - fans will throw hats on the ice - if the game were in Pittsburgh, the same thing would have happened!
  • hockeygoddess
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    How about those Caps, harrypotter?
    • hockeygoddess
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      Sorry, gotta rub it in that they beat the Flyers!
  • Late one here but was at the game and thought crosby was going to cry when only one hat went on the runk for his hat trick. He should realize he was not in Pitt and they were not going to give him that show. He is a worse cry baby than lindros ever was.
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