We REALLY Don't Care About The Kentucky Derby

Usually, I'm able to satisfy my need to gamble during football's offseason with cockfights and the Little League World Series. But with the Kentucky Derby coming up, we thought we'd break down the field, offer some predictions, and admit that we really don't care about the Derby. After all, it's just a reminder that rich people had lame hobbies in the past. There's a reason horse racing is called the Sport of Kings and it's not because Rob Blake is a big fan. If you need any more evidence, the freaking Queen of England will be there, and it's not the first time she's gone to the Derby.