And I Hear It’s Being Nominated for an Obie

. As most of you probably know by now, Nike unveiled new basketball uniforms yesterday for Arizona, Baylor (women’s), Connecticut (men’s and women’s), Duke, Florida, Kentucky, North Carolina, and Syracuse, all of which we’ll get to in a sec. What you might not know is that the presentation of the uniforms was preceded by a multi-media performance thingie that was sort of like Tron meets modern dance meets basketball meets that scene from the The Simpsons where Homer has a bad trip after eating a super-hot chili pepper. Fortunately, I was watching the live webcast (from which I made all the screen shots you see above) instead of attending in person, so nobody heard me hooting and chortling and generally losing my ****. All they needed was some chick in the corner pouring white wine into cheap plastic cups and it would’ve been a perfect parody of a pretentious Chelsea performance art opening. But they didn’t have that, so instead it was just a sel...