Originally posted on Barry Melrose Rocks  |  Last updated 2/5/12

[At Ryan Callahan's place]

Callahan: All right, is every body comfortable? Does everyone have any questions?

Marian Gaborik: This is game one of the series, right?

Callahan: No. It's one game. Winner take all.

Henrik Lundqvist: And who is playing again?

Callahan: The New York Giants and the New England Patriots

Lundqvist: And we are cheering for the Giants, because they are from New York?

Callahan,: Sure, if you would like.

Carl Hagelin: So they must be playing in New England, right? Otherwise we could have watched them at MSG

Callahan: Ooh boy. Where to begin. No, they can't play football at the Garden, as it isn't big enough

Hagelin: So where do they play? Yankee Stadium? CitiField?

Callahan:  Uh, no. They play at Giants Stadium.

Gaborik: I've never heard of it. Where is it?

Callahan: It's in East Rutherford... New Jersey

/Condused silence and furrowed eyebrows

Lundqvist: So.. um, where is the game?

Callahan: It's in Indianapolis

Gaborik: Isn't that a prison colony?

Lundqvist: No, no, it's the place with the race cars and fat people.

Gaborik: I thought Minnesota was the fat people

Hagelin: And I thought Carolina was the place with the race cars

/Callahan sighs deeply: The Midwest has fat people, the south has racing, and they sort of meet in Indianapolis. Henrik was right, I guess

Gaborik: I've heard the half time show is excellent. 

Callahan:  Yes Madonna is performing this year. 

Lundqvist: Oh, cool! I slept with her!

Hagelin: Awesome! I can't wait for half time to check her out!

Callahan: I'm going to go see if  Boyle has room for one more.

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