Originally posted on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 7/1/13
For Roberto Luongo it is a “great success!” as Cory Schneider is dealt away from the Vancouver Canucks to the New Jersey Devils. The goaltender and Borat Sagdiev doppelganger now has the Canucks goaltending gig all to himself. However, if Luongo fails “he will be execute.” Yes, I make movie film about US &A. Luongo get clock radio. Very nice. From Jesse Spector of Sporting News: Cory Schneider goes from heir apparent to a 2010 Olympic gold medal-winning goalie to heir apparent to a 2010 Olympic gold medal-winning goalie. He still doesn’t know when he’ll finally be a starter in the NHL. After sending the No. 9 pick in Sunday’s draft to the Vancouver Canucks to acquire Schneider, New Jersey Devils general manager Lou Lamoriello said that Martin Brodeur remains his team’s No. 1. As you can see Luongo doesn’t just resemble the famous fictional Kazakh tv journalist; he also is a dead ringer for one of Lady Gaga’s manly looks. Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net. (“Quasi-endorsed” by Philadelphia Eagles Coach Chip Kelly) He’s also an author who also contributes regularly to MSN, Fox Sports , Chicago Now, Walter Football.com and Yardbarker Banks has appeared on the History Channel, as well as Clear Channel, ESPN and CBS radio all over the world. The NFL and NBA expert does a weekly spot for 95.7 The Fan. President Barack Obama follows him on Twitter (@PaulMBanks), like him on Facebook The post Borat, I mean Luongo, Canucks Goalie now as Schneider leaves appeared first on The Sports Bank.Net.
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