Originally written on PensInitiative  |  Last updated 9/30/13

PITTSBURGH - OCTOBER 20: Center Evgeni Malkin #71 of the Pittsburgh Penguins skates with the puck against the St. Louis Blues on October 20, 2009 at Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images)
Dear God:   It’s me, Hockey Chick. I know we don’t talk as much as we should but hockey season starts this week and if you could give me a few minutes of your time, I promise to not covet my neighbor’s house, his ass, his manservant nor anything that belongs to my neighbor.  You see, it’s about the Penguins. Not the cute ones who waddle around in the arctic cold but the mighty ones who skate around in the CEC. Despite having assembled a team rife with talent our Pens ended last season on an embarrassing note. We turned our eyes toward heaven many times during the Boston series and cried out, “WHY??” We accused you of forsaking us when Fleury faltered in net. We demanded that you damn it when our pucks were stopped by Rask in the same fashion your son walked on water. We may have been a bit harsh. Go ahead, read the rest »
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