Death March Of The Penguins

Yes, I've decided to get off of my lazy ass and make with the wordsmithing . I don't think it would be proper to usher in the return of playoff hockey to this Nation's capital without a few words from your humble scribe.It's bad enough I didn't post to recognize the awesomeness that is Daniel Alfredsson. He continues his walking-on-water ways by punching the clock for his 1000th shift in the NHL all under the Ottawa Senators logo. What more can I say about our Swedish Captain? He's awesome, I think we are all on board with that assesment.So, here we are. Fifth place in the Eastern conference, staring directly at the defending Stanley Cup Champions in the first round just hoping that somehow this team doesn't piss its pants. BRING IT!I won't sit here and bore you with a line by line analysis or a comparison of the two teams in all facets of the game. There are many other fine places you can get that and besides, it would be a hell of a lot of work and ...