Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 1/5/12

It sure looks like a ***** in this picture, and I wouldn’t put it past a Montreal Canadiens fan to bring such an item to a game in anticipation of one of the Habs netting a hat trick.  I just hope that it wasn’t in slightly used condition when it made it’s way to the ice.

Whether or not the red, phallic-shaped item found amongst the hats strewn on the ice following Montreal center Lars Eller’s third of four goals in a 7-3 rout of the Jets may remain a mystery, but for argument’s sake we’ll just assume that it is indeed a ***** on the Bell Centre ice surface.  Makes for a much more interesting story that way.

[@geeyee17 via Puck Daddy]

PLAYERS: Lars Eller
TEAMS: Montreal Canadiens
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