Entry 'Top Ten Reasons Your Team Lost to the Pittsburgh Penguins' (ID:130011) edited by user 'PenguinsExperience'

Published Blog: Penguins Experience Title: Top Ten Reasons Your Team Lost to the Pittsburgh Penguins Author: PenguinsExperience 10. The referees fixed the game9. Gary Bettman fixed the game8. Gary Bettman instructed the referees to fix the game7. The International Conspiracy to Ensure Crosby Victory (ICECV™)6. NBC fixed the game5. The Penguins net was made slightly smaller (through the combined efforts of Gary Bettman, the referees and NBC executives) in order to make Marc-Andre Fleury's job easier4. Mario Lemieux threatened to move the team to Kansas City unless they won3. The league's rules were changed to benefit the Penguins2. The ice was tilted in order to make it more difficult to get pucks into the Penguins zone1. You were outscored by the Pittsburgh Penguins (NOTE: This is rarely accepted as a valid reason.  Use all above reasons before even thinking this one.) ...