Originally posted on NorthWest Sports Beat  |  Last updated 2/11/12
Now for something completely different! ♫♫Iggy is fun, Bouwmer gets drunk; it’s the Calgary Flames!♫♫ The following is an account of how the game vs. Calgary SHOULD go Saturday night based on the fact that the Vancouver Canucks are far and away the better team. Just ask Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. The account has been translated into a bar setting/sitcom/movie scene. The setting is at a pub in Calgary called Sucker’s. The Intro Meet the cowboy. The cowboy is a scruffy lookin’, fairly tall guy in the stereotypical cowboy hat. He wasn’t the best looking man; slightly less than good looking enough to sneak into the play…book of a good looking woman. Looking to move on up in the world, the man entered Sucker’s Pub in downtown Calgary. Meet the cowboy. The ambience was frail; as if a fight could happen any moment. The cowboy looked across the room and sitting at the bar was a stunning beauty of a woman; long flowing hair and sharp eyes. She looked at the cowboy. He approached her ...
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