Jersey Fouls is our ongoing exploration of the rules and etiquette for proper hockey jersey creation and exhibition. If you spot what you think may be a foul in your arena, email a photo to us at firstname.lastname@example.org for inclusion in future installment.
The '69' sweater is the "dumb blonde" joke of Jersey Foulism: Usually sexual in nature, occasionally witty, but more often than not as clever and subtle as a pie to the face, followed by a sledgehammer.
Reader Bryan Gerdes appears to cosmically draw out these '69' Jerseys at the arena, taking the two images you see above within months of each other. He's like a spiritual medium, if spiritual mediums specialized in locating clumsy double entendres on clothing rather than ghosts.
The one above and left is a St. Louis Blues jersey that apparently the players autographed in between groans.
The one above and right is a Florida Panthers jersey that must enchant all the ladies. (We're not sure if this ...