Mike Keenan Wants to Measure Willie Mitchell's Stick

And the (ahem) Flames' coach is bringing his measuring tape!When hockey meets gay porn and doesn't involve Sean Avery...(This is an actual quote)"Just in case he doesn't know over there," Mitchell said after confirming his stick length. "I've got a tape measure. It's not my stick that does the work, anyway. It's my brain. I think it's a good compliment [from Keenan]. Obviously, he's worried about me playing against Jarome."Asked how he knows Mitchell's stick is too long, Keenan said: "I'll never tell."