painfull To Bow! painfulltobow!

If you're on the twitter you need to check out @oldmansearch - I suspect its a put on but it looks suspiciously like what my old man's search history would look like if he ever took to Google so who knows. Regardless of whether its truth or not its certainly funny ****. Some examples:---------------weather forecast for indianapolis tonightsquirrel poisonre-using stampscat trapswhat is a pride parade for? Indianapolisgyms with no teenagers? indianapoliscream cheese jewishmother in french? m something something e------------------My old man, like this old man, is also obsessed, at least mildly so, with the weather, killing varmints (anything smaller than a medium sized dog has to go - the other night he referred to raccoons as creatures that threaten humanity) and saving money. Apparently these traits know no borders.Like Moe Berg sang once, I'm an adult know. My back aches and my knees hurt and I find myself waking up before the crack of crow's piss (that's before...