Photo Expedition: USA Hockey would like to scare you to death

While this may appear, at first glance, to be Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" endorsing Frigidaire, it's actually Ryan Miller(notes) of the Buffalo Sabres at the 2010 U.S. Olympic Team Media Summit. This is, however, the Arctic's cuddliest serial killer:Playing the part of the icicle? You guessed it: Jonathan Toews(notes) ...Miller, Patrick Kane(notes) of the Chicago Blackhawks and US women's players Julie Chu and Jenny Potter all took part in the photo fun at the Palmer House Hilton Chicago. Coming up, photos you won't be able to un-see ... All photos are from Harry How or Jamie Squire/Getty Images. Visit USAHockey.com for more about ... er ... USA Hockey.