Found April 14, 2012 on
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Mr. Fake Darcy! How are you today?
I’m great, Joe. Hey bud, you sure are sweating excessively. Are you all right? We can re-schedule, ya know. Holy flop-sweat! This is hilarious. You look like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News!!! Okay, go ahead and ask away but don’t mind my laughter!
1) How disappointed were you in the Sabres not making the playoffs?
I’d rather be eating nachos than catching this grilling from my favorite blog. I think the company line is “colossal disappointment”. So I’m colossally disappointed.
2) Do you think you should have made a trade in January when the team was spiraling out of control?
Spiraling out of control is your take, not mine. We were hydroplaning the entire month, unable to gain control to right the ship. Get it right. There were no trades to be made.
3) What were the bright spots for this year?
The 39 wins. The toughest spots were the 32...
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The disappointing 2011-2012 season has only been over for a little under a week, but I feel that the time is right to begin looking at what the roster may look like next season.
For this post I’m going to focus solely on the defense.
Last season the defense, for the most part, wasn’t that good. Hell, they were actually down right terrible for a large chunk of the season.
Thomas Vanek tries to save Derek Roy. Just let him drown, Tommy.
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