Originally posted on Razzball Hockey  |  Last updated 11/15/11

It’s getting close to that time in the season where if you’re sitting in 11th or 12th place now is the time to make a move.  If you’re waaaay out of it ala SmarchSnow or BarberShop it’s time to start dropping unproductive players for hot waiver wire fodder.  It’s also time to start throwing out hail mary trade offers because something needs to change.  Alright enough stating the obvious, onto week 5 of the Razzball Commenter’s Leagues!

LEAGUE: The CHeap Seats      COMMISSIONER: Howard 

Beatdown of the week was Decepticon Dominance over Grabner 5-hole (10-1). Dominance was led by Thomas Vanek with 3 goals and Anze Kopitar and Brian Campbell with 4 assist each. Jimmy Howard with 3 wins and a .948 save %.  Honorable mention to Hank for Vezina getting back in the race with an 8-1 beatdown over Optimus Reim. Hank was led by Jaro Halak with a .961 save % and Marian Hossa with 5 pts. 

    Team                              W-L-T Pct Pts

1. Decepticon Dominance 38-15-2 .709 78

2. Parenteau Guidance     31-21-3 .591 65

3. The Price is Right         29-21-5 .573 63

4. BroadStreetbullies        25-23-7 .518 57

5. Ky Habs                        24-24-7 .500 55

6. Optimus Reim               24-25-6 .491 54

7. BlueLineDefenders       23-26-6 .473 52

8. Jethro                           24-28-3 .464 51

9. LaraqueBottom            22-28-5 .445 49

10. whobustedass            20-28-7 .427 47

11. Grabner 5-hole          21-31-3 .409 45

12. Hank for Vezina         19-30-6 .400 44

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LEAGUE: RCL Bobby Hull Division     COMMISSIONER: Vin Reich 

And the bluntblazingfreak beats down imissbaseball 9-1.  The slide for Imissbaseball continues as he now sits in 3rd place.  BBF had the baby face twins in Beantown (Marchand and Seguin) combine for 7G/5A/+9/17SOG’s.  Throw in Drew Doughty’s best week in god knows how long (2G/3A/3PPP/9SOG) and awesome goaltending from Lundqvist and Niemi and it’s no reason he dominated.  Imissbaseball still has gotten nothing out of Mike Cammalleri (0Pts, -3) and Ovechkin had a subpar week (1 Point, -2).  

Rank           Team                W-L-T     Pct     Pts    
1.           NosefaceKillah     40-11-4     .764   84   
2.           The Vincibles       39-11-5     .755     83
3.           i miss baseball      33-18-4     .636     70    
4.           GoPuckYour……     27-22-6     .545     60    
5.           blunt blazing freak    27-24-4     .527     58    
6.           Shishka                      26-23-6     .527     58    
7.           Rochester Americans    25-27-3     .482     53
8.           TheMustaches             22-25-8     .473     52    
9.           Detroit Rust Rats     22-29-4     .436     48    
10.         Rasktastic!              19-34-2     .364     40
11.         Celtic Frost           13-35-7     .300     33    
12.           Smarch Snow     10-44-1     .191     21    

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LEAGUE: RCL Bobby Hull Division     COMMISSIONER: Vin Reich

Motorboaters has Tyler Seguin. Seguin had a huge week: 4 G, 2 A and 9 SOG. He also got a nice week from Niklas Kronwall: 3 Pts, 4 PIM and a +5. It all added up to an 8-2 beatdown of fellow contender Puck the Folice and a climb up the standings to #3. Traditional Whipping boy SnepstsMustacheRides took down Rocky Mountain Thigh 9-1-1 thanks to Jimmy Howard’s 3 Win, 1.33 GAA week. 

Team                           W-L-T  Pts

1. Zak Dream Team        (35-16-4, 74)

2. Jolly Razzers               (31-19-5, 67)

3. Motorboaters               (30-20-5, 65)

4. Puck the Folice            (29-21-5, 63)

5. Razzmatazz                 (29-23-3, 61)

6. Toronto Make Beliefs (28-26-1, 57)

7. Feeding Frenzy           (27-25-3, 57)

8. SnepstsMustacheRides (23-30-2, 48)

9. Rocky Mountain Thigh (21-28-6, 48)

10. True North Puck Co. (20-29-6, 46)

11. Pominville NY          (21-31-3, 45)

12. the barbershop           (12-38-5, 29)

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LEAGUE: RazzPuckBunnies    COMMISSIONER: Jack 

Once again the previous weeks recipient of the beat-down laid the beat-down as drb_redwings knocked off Sin-Bin Sadists 8-2.  The 2 best defensemen over the last week were Drew Doughty and Duncan Kieth, drb owns them both.  He also had Brad Marchand playing out of his mind.  His trio of Lundqvist, Vokoun, and Khabibulin provided stellar goaltending stats.  Sadist was done in by Mike Green, Mike Cammalleri, Alex Burrows, and Mikhail Grabovski.  Martin Brodeur and Corey Crawford were good but not good enough. 

Rank

 

     Team

W-L-T

Pct

 Pts

 Last Week

Waiver

Moves

1.   Ice Road Puckers 36-18-1 .664  73 6-4-1 1 15 2.   Portable Ninja 30-20-5 .591  65  4-6-1 4 7 3.   Team Vigilante 30-23-2 .564  62   7-3-1 12 5 4.   SuicidalEnforcers 27-23-5 .536  59 6-4-1 3 1 5.   drb_redwings 25-23-7 .518  57 8-2-1 5 8 6.   Jagr Bombs 25-26-4 .491  54 6-3-2 11 11 7.   Chubby Beavers 24-26-5 .482  53 3-7-1 9 12 8.   Wampa 23-26-6 .473  52 3-6-2 2 5 9.   Greyston Schmohawks 24-29-2 .455  50 7-3-1 7 4 10.   Gator’s ******* 19-28-8 .418  46 4-6-1 8 3 11.   Top Shelf 20-30-5 .409  45 3-7-1 10 5 12.   Sin Bin Sadists 20-31-4 .400  44 2-8-1 6 4

 

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