Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 1/22/13

The Bruins are giving their fans free food vouchers for the first five games of the season as an apology of sorts for making them suffer through the extended lockout, but as this kid and the disgusted look on his face will attest, just because something is free don’t necessarily mean it’s good. I have no idea what sort of food item this mother got her kid from the TD Garden concession stand, but there was something funky in it, that’s for sure. And therein lies the mystery.  What exactly did this young Bruins fan pull out of his foodstuff?  A toenail? A pubic hair? A tiny copy of the script to the Twilight movie? A non-human finger bone?  We may never know the truth, but you can bet dollars to donuts that the kid finished whatever he was eating, in spite of whatever repulsive thing he may have discovered. Kids are so stupid that they’ll eat just about anything. *washes down week old slice of pizza found stuffed in the couch cushion with bacon soda, burps satisfyingly [H/T to Puck Daddy] The post This young Bruins fan was grossed out over something in his food, but what exactly was it? appeared first on Last Angry Fan.

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