Mike Babcock has taken the most dynamic hockey player ever invented and shackled him. Pavel Datsyuk, who digs Russia and probably almost stayed there when Gary wouldn't let him play here, is probably pricing dachas as we speak. I'm no Tolstoy, or even a Krupa, but I can tell you that "dacha" is Russian for, "a place I can go and laugh like child instead of try to swallow my own tongue every time I see 11 and 8 on either side of me, men who skate like fat eggs with hands like ugly shovels made of a mixture of wool and oatmeal."
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