Found December 19, 2011 on
If you're anything like us, Ilya Bryzgalov's "HBO 24/7" speech about the universe has been reverberating through your head like a voice from the heavens; urging you to reconsider our place in the solar system, asking you to think beyond the stars.
Inspiring you to … well, you know: To boldly go where no man has gone before:
Give a puckhead that's also a "Star Trek" fan access to basic video editing software and a few beers, and this sort of thing is going to happen. Consider it a gift from your pals at Puck Daddy. Or, if you prefer, the official recruitment video for Russian Starfleet Academy.
HBO has assured us there's more Bryz gold in Episode 2 this week. No matter what the Philadelphia Flyers goalie says next, we get the feeling that his universe/tiger law rants from Episode 1 are the new "Bruce Boudreau does fat guy things and curses" as a "24/7" meme. For example:
That's courtesy of our ace Photoshop mental patient...
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Philadelphia Flyers center Claude Giroux wore a no-contact yellow jersey during practice on Sunday.
It was Giroux's first practice since suffering a concussion.
Giroux was injured when he was kneed in the head by teammate Wayne Simmonds' during last weekend's 5-2 victory over the Tampa Bay Lightning.
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During Saturday afternoon’s debacle against the Boston Bruins, Claude Giroux was dressed in a button down shirt and tie, watching the spectacle from the press box.
According to Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren, that is the same day “Giroux was cleared to resume all activity.”
Since Saturday, Giroux has traveled with the team out west and participated [...]
For the first time since he suffered a concussion Dec. 10, center Claude Giroux practiced with the Philadelphia Flyers in Denver.
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Message sent and received. The Boston Bruins asserted their dominance this afternoon in the NHL’s marquee match up of the weekend in Philadelphia with a 6-0 blowout of the Flyers, claiming the top spot in the Eastern Conference.
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