Originally written on Puck Daddy  |  Last updated 11/10/14

ANAHEIM, CA - DECEMBER 19: Goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov #30 of the Phoenix Coyotes looks on from his during the NHL game against the Anaheim Ducks at the Honda Center on December 19, 2009 in Anaheim, California. The Ducks defeated the Coyotes 4-2. (Photo by Victor Decolongon/Getty Images)
If you're anything like us, Ilya Bryzgalov's "HBO 24/7" speech about the universe has been reverberating through your head like a voice from the heavens; urging you to reconsider our place in the solar system, asking you to think beyond the stars. Inspiring you to … well, you know: To boldly go where no man has gone before: Give a puckhead that's also a "Star Trek" fan access to basic video editing software and a few beers, and this sort of thing is going to happen. Consider it a gift from your pals at Puck Daddy. Or, if you prefer, the official recruitment video for Russian Starfleet Academy. HBO has assured us there's more Bryz gold in Episode 2 this week. No matter what the Philadelphia Flyers goalie says next, we get the feeling that his universe/tiger law rants from Episode 1 are the new "Bruce Boudreau does fat guy things and curses" as a "24/7" meme. For example: That's courtesy of our ace Photoshop mental patient John Schultz, a.k.a. Chicago Native Son.
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