Originally written on Kukla's Korner  |  Last updated 11/8/14
It’s a 5-game series now, Bubba.  Three of those games will be at Detroit’s Joe Louis Arena.  It’s dirty and the stairs are sticky.  Working people go there and they drink cheap beer sold expensively. You have Vince Gill with a stupid t-shirt, we have a statue of the greatest hockey player in history.  You have two skanks taking stupid pictures pretending to be Shea Weber.  We have eleven Stanley Cup banners hanging from the most prolific rafters in the United States. It’s back to the Joe where the team you face today didn’t lose for 23 straight games back when they were healthy. The same JLA where you’ve never won a playoff game. Not one. There are no train whistles at the Joe.  There are no catfish…but we know why you throw them down in wannabeDetroit don’t we?Continue reading "We’ll Watch The White Doves Go, Bubba. That’s What You See In Houses of the Holy."
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