Hello, this is a feature that will run through the entire season and aims to recap the weekend's events and boils those events down to one admittedly superficial fact or stupid opinion about each team. Feel free to complain about it.
Real life hockey that counts is just days away, folks. And that means you're about to be inundated with predictions from experts of all types.
Will TSN continue to act like the Jets have a legitimate shot at doing anything of note? Of course. Will Barry Melrose be pulled from his tanning bed deep beneath the ESPN studios so he and Linda Cohn can predict yet another 82-0-0 season for the Rangers? Yes. Will Bleacher Report steal those predictions word-for-word? Obviously, and with the requisite "presenting it as a 34-page slideshow."
But because those predictions are always wrong and never specific enough, for the third year in a row somehow, here are 20 Bold Predictions for the upcoming NHL season.
1. After missing by a single point last year, the Pr...