What REALLY Matters This Week, or Why I'm Excited About the Olympics

I have to admit that until tonight I didn't even realize how close we are to the opening ceremonies for the 2008 Olympics, but now I'm really getting excited. Since the whole idea of the Games is for everyone in the world to put their differences aside and play nice for a little while, I figured I'd also put aside the Biotching for a minute and show just a teensy-weensy bit of respect. Enjoy it while it lasts. Here's what I'm excited about in Beijing. THESE CHICKS. Number of babies I've had: 0. Number of Olympic Games I've ever had even the slightest chance of qualifying for: um...0. Click below to read more...