5.30.11 Pawtucket Red Sox v Indianapolis Indians - Electric Carnations
Gee, what happened to this PawSox blog? Just kinda fizzled out, eh? MY DAY WILL COME. I KNOW SOMEDAY I'LL BE THE ONLY ONE. Although the 'Superlatives' video is pretty entertaining, if you were a fan of Chad Paronto... Or if you wanna hear L. Anderson talk about how he takes a spaceship to work. And Robert Manual! Pawtucket dodges the sweep, takes this one 9-2. I suppose that Bobby...
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May 30, 2011
Jonathan Broxton: Second Heaviest Player of All Time?
At least that's what Baseball Reference says...
Rk Player Wt From To
1 Walter Young 320 2005 2005
2 Jonathan Broxton 295 2005 2010
3 Jumbo Brown 295 1925 1941
4 Brad Eldred 290 2005 2010
5 Jon Rauch 290 2002 2010
6 CC Sabathia 290 2001 2010
7 Adam Dunn...
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March 13, 2011
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March 13, 2011
do you have christmas in france?
I had written this whole tribute to Dusty Brown thing... Okay, I'm lying, I never finished writing it. Regardless, it was really boring and pointless so I'll just do it Emo Phillips-style and say "Thanks, Dusty!"As far as the Pawtucket Christmas at McCoy, I don't have much to say. The Massachusetts pitchers were there and all I can wonder is how much they get...
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December 08, 2010
9.4.10 All the snobby kids live on...
6-1 Yankees. Rich Hill could not do it like he did it last time. The Yankees got nine hits off him and scored five times. Hill couldn't get out of the sixth inning. Today I would rather play solitaire than do this, but here goes. David Phelps got the start for the Yankees and pitched eight tight innings, throwing 95 pitches. Pawtucket only scared up one run on five hits. Nothing...
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September 05, 2010
Hangin'
Forgot to mention that I listened to Chad Paronto's radio segment yesterday. He chatted with Rich Hill. It was probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.And I laughed so damn hard. Well done, guys.One more thing about Paronto: When I saw him kind of blow a game in Louisville by hitting the batter to walk in a run, he was beside himself. I saw Paronto shell shocked...
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August 28, 2010
8.23.10 How is it not raining in Buffalo?
Pawtucket wins 7-3. Winning pitcher Adam Mills (3-9) tossed out six scoreless innings. His successor in relief, Dustin Richardson, had one scoreless inning to call his own.Chad Paronto was called in for the eighth inning, but he had a few problems. Paronto gave up a single with one out, walked Andy Green, and then I don't know what he was throwing but Nick Evans and Nieuwenhuis hit...
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August 25, 2010
8.15.10 Pawtucket Red Sox v Buffalo Bisons (NYM)
PawSox win 3-1. The one run belongs to Rich Hill, who pitched five innings and got the win. Good work, Rich Hill.Buffalo starter (who's also a reliever) Raul Valdes wore the L all Laverne-like. Valdes' start was cut off with two outs in the fifth. They brought in a righty, Jose De La Torre, to face Velazquez. Yeah, you can't take any chances with Velazquez. He's such...
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August 16, 2010
8.6.10 Pawtucket Red Sox v Scranton Wilkes-Barre Yankees
9-5 Yankees. Starter Zach McAllister got five strikeouts during his 6 1/3 innings of labour. Pawtucket didn't score a run off ZA until the sixth inning. McAllister didn't start stumbling until the seventh inning, when he gave up three consecutive singles to Navarro, Brown, and Velazquez with one out. Reliever Royce Ring jumped into that fire and pretty much immediately gave...
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August 07, 2010
8.1.10 Pawtucket Red Sox v Durham Bulls - A Swallow Will Tell You
9-3 Bulls! Yay!Robert Coello didn't start, and does anyone really need to know why? HE JUST DIDN'T. Instead we get Ramon Ramirez, who pitched 5 2/3 innings and gave up two solo home runs to Ruggiano and Richard.Chad Paronto must have been puffed up with pride over 1 1/3 scoreless innings. It was Fernando Cabrera who was a very naughty boy. Cabrera didn't get any outs...
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August 02, 2010
7.21.10 PAW v TOL - Day Games Give Me Sunburn
Toledo WINS! 11-2. Ryan Strieby sure is tall!Lefty Fabio Castro started for the Red Sox and definitely did alright. Castro got c-slapped with the loss and that is how the ball bounces. Castro was replaced in the fourth inning with Randor Bierd, who's looking sharp in the pants dept. but much less so as a reliever.Bierd needed to get two outs to finish up the fourth, but instead...
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July 22, 2010
7.16.10 Nancy Cantor was unable to attend the SYR/PAW game.
9-5 Pawtucket, accomplished without Fernando Cabrera, who was with the big team and now everyone hates him.Lefty Fabio Castro got the win for the Red Sox, pitching two innings. Castro gave up a run on four hits and walked two. Remarkable!Chad Paronto, Rich Hill, and Michael Bowden combined to staple the game down for Pawtucket. I would say that Rich Hill had quite a few problems...
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July 17, 2010
7.3.10 Red Sox v Iron Pigs - Maybe you do remember me, but I really don't remember you.
I wish I did! 8-0 Pawtucket and THEY TOOK NIUMAN ROMERO? What is going on? Should I be nervous? Am I gonna go to the park some day and the entire team will be replaced by the Charlotte Knights?Everybody loves Robert Coello. Coello got nine strikeouts in 6 2/3 innings. Chad Paronto and Kason G. provided scoreless relief.Ty Taubemheim! Taubenheim was not so lucky last night. In the...
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July 04, 2010
We are here to help you, Jon Adkins.
6-5 Louisville, even though Pawtucket got 15 hits. FIFTEEN HITS. The Red Sox fall to 28-37.Lars Anderson, Aaron Bates, Gil Velazquez, and Niuman Romero all left runners in scoring position with two outs. Dusty Brown and Angel Sanchez each grounded into double plays. Both Anderson and Brown were hitless last night. This is the kind of thing Boston fans call up radio stations over...
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June 15, 2010
6.1.10 Charlotte Knights wear their socks up high.
And starter Jeffrey Marquez wore stirrups. 3-2 Knights. And last night's game featured Me and Vee in the blue seats. With diamonds!Boof Bonser was the Red Sox starter last night and he's currently my favorite. Bonser is taking this all very seriously, too. And he's way more exciting than Prospects of Note.Bonser pitched seven innings, threw 86 pitches. I think he looked...
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June 02, 2010
5.28.10 PAW v NOR - Waking Up Is Hard To Do
Tides shut Red Sox out, 3-0. Lefty Troy Patton gets the win. But you knew that.Pawtucket's starter was new kid and lanzador muy popular Felix Doubront. It was FD's first Pawtucket start. I wonder how he likes Rhode Island? Doubront is no Stolmy Pimental, but he did okay. He gave up a lot of hits: eight, to be excact. But only one run, so think about that very carefully. It...
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May 29, 2010
Game 2 @ Durham - It's time for the opposites!
Pawtucket WINS! 1-0 in seven innings. Catcher Gustavo Molina hit a solo home run, single-handedly winning the game.Oooh... would we... say Molina won the game? Let's discuss Chad Paronto. Paronto pitched four scoreless innings, gave up one hit and two walks. He also struck out two bulls.El lanzador tan rico F. Cabrera worked for two innings. Cabrera also walked two Bulls and struck...
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May 24, 2010
5.14.10 PAW v SYR
This was the best PawSox game I've been to in a while. Great crowd, too. Very fun. Not too cold. 4-2 Pawtucket! That feels much better.Michael Bowden pitched five innings and gave up both Syracuse runs. (I keep going to type "Gwinnett".) Caged animal Mike Morse hit a solo home run in the first inning and former beloved Pawtucket catcher Carlos Maldonado hit an RBI single...
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May 15, 2010
5.2.10 Pawtucket Red Sox @ Gwinnett Braves
11-2 Braves. Robert Manuel is no longer shiny and perfect, except in the eyes of his parents.Starter Fabio Castro gets the loss in his mini-start of 3 innings and change. Castro threw 85 pitches and walked a couple of guys and gave up five runs on seven hits. So he's like Adam Mills? Relievers Ramon Ramirez and Robert Manuel combined to give up the other six runs. Chad Paronto...
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May 03, 2010
On The Farm: PawSox Pounded In Dixie; Portland, Salem Survive One-Run Affairs
In Lawrenceville, Georgia, the Gwinnett Braves (ATL) turned the lights out on the Pawtucket Red Sox early in tonight’s game, jumping out to a 5-1 lead after three innings en route to an 11-2 victory over the PawSox.
Lefty Fabio Castro (0-2, 9.45) was the losing pitcher after surrendering five runs on seven hits and a pair of walks in 3.1 IP. Righty Ramon Ramirez followed Castro...
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May 03, 2010
On The Farm: PawSox Stars Lose War; Sea Dogs Rally To Beat Thunder; Keys Stomp Salem Sox
At McCoy Stadium, the Buffalo Bisons (NYM) trounced the Pawtucket Red Sox, 10-3, in the third game of their three-game series this afternoon. Buffalo banged out 19 base hits in their triumph.
The Bisons jumped on Sox starter Adam Mills (0-2) for six runs in the first three innings. Reliever Chad Paronto surrendered four more runs in his two-inning effort. Four different players in...
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April 25, 2010
4.25.10 Yes, okay, we get it Buffalo.
Maybe Mets fans would be a little less bitter if they saw a Bisons game like this one. 10-3 with Pawtucket at the ass end. Mister Pat Misch went seven innings for the Herd and got the win.Red Sox starter Adam Mills was kind of a disaster. Mills gave up eleven hits in five innings. Six runs under his watch, although it should have been more. Even the outs were hit hard. Reliever Chad...
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April 25, 2010
On The Farm: Pigs Pummel PawSox; Sea Dogs, Salem Sox Hurled To Victories
In Allentown, PA, the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (PHI) pummelled the Pawtucket Red Sox, 12-3, last evening behind the hitting of 2B Luis Maza and CF John Mayberry, and the pitching of right-hander Brandon Duckworth.
The Pigs jumped on southpaw Fabio Castro (0-1) early and often, scoring a run in the first, three in the second and two more in the fourth. RHP Chad Paronto provided a pair...
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April 23, 2010
Pawtucket @ Rochester Red Wings on April 19th, 2010
Red Sox win, 9-8. And that's not a comeback score for them - it was 9-1 until inning five (two runs) and inning six (five runs).But let's back up. Randor Bierd got his first start of the year! Randy... Bierdy... Arby... whatever. Bierd. Bierd was five innings cool and coughed up three runs. Chad Paronto was the subsequent burrito. Paronto led off the sixth by giving up a...
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April 19, 2010
4.15.10 Bisons R Horny
Buffalo WINS! 3-2 in ten. Reliever Chad Paronto gets the loss during his extra inning relief stint.Matsuzaka D. went six deep, throwing 86 pitches. Dustin Richardson came in for the seventh and was accused of blowing the save when Ike Davis led things off with a single, then Mike ******* Hessman homered. HESSMANIA!!! This act of raw, sexy power tied the game up at two.Embree nailed...
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April 16, 2010
4.13.10 Pawtucket Red Sox v Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs - They wanted it more.
Red Sox lose, 12-0. WHAT.Nine runs for Bonser, three for Ramon A. Ramirez. Joe Nelson, Chad Paronto, and Robert Manuel handled the last six innings in sweet scoreless fashion, since the kickoff guys ruined Christmas.Brian Mazone got the win for the Iron Pigs.Aaron Bates and Bubba Bell each had a pair of hits, but no one on the team could muster more than a single. because the Iron...
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April 14, 2010
THE RED SOX HOT 25













