DALLAS KEUCHEL NEWS

Astros star in terrible mall commercial of their own

The “intentionally terrible” mall commercial that has caught fire this week has inspired numerous parodies, and Houston Astros pitchers Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh starred in a remake of their own. Quickly, two thoughts. 1) Why are they advertising “back to baseball” when we’re near the end of August? 2) Is someone going to get wound up at a pitcher advertising pine...
Via Awful Announcing
6 days ago  |  Discuss

Watch Houston Astros pitchers hilariously spoof a local commercial

Few things in life are as cheesy as local commercials. The budget is usually low, the acting is usually horrific and the script is usually comical. Houston Astros pitchers Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh clearly recognize this. The duo recently spoofed a local commercial for a Missouri mall with hilarious results. First, you need to watch the spot for East Hills mall. Now, sit back...
Via Fox Sports
6 days ago  |  Discuss

Houston Astros Local Mall Commercial Spoof Is Perfect

The Houston Astros local mall commercial spoof is perfect. Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh nail the original video.
Via Gamedayr
6 days ago  |  Discuss

Yankees Win Game, But Win McCarthy Trade by Landslide

Yesterday Brandon McCarthy continued the renaissance he began after being traded to the Yankees earlier this season, throwing a complete game, four-hit shut-out. He and Astros starter Dallas Keuchel combined to pitch the shortest game in the history of the new Yankee Stadium: two hours and seven minutes.Are you kicking yourselves, Arizona Diamondbacks? If not, you should be.We all...
Via Lady At The Bat
7 days ago  |  Discuss

McCarthy bests Keuchel in complete-game duel, Yanks avoid sweep

  Brandon McCarthy pitched a four-hitter and the New York Yankees avoided a three-game sweep, beating the Houston Astros 3-0 Thursday. New York won for just the third time in 10 games. Chase Headley hit an early two-run double and the Yankees backed McCarthy with flawless fielding. The Yankees' fans also made fine plays - sitting in the first row behind the Houston dugout, comedian...
Via AP on Fox
7 days ago  |  Discuss

Preview: Yankees vs Astros (8/21/14)

Brandon McCarthy (4-2, 2.30 ERA) gets the job of sweep protector as he goes up against Dallas Keuchel (10-8, 3.11 ERA) in the last game against Houston. McCarthy lost his last two outings thanks to the offense, or lack thereof, which was shut out both times. The Yankees are averaging 2.9 runs per game over the last two weeks. “Whether the game means more, whether we’re chasing...
Via Bronx Pinstripes
8 days ago  |  Discuss

Daily SP Rankings: Thursday, Aug 21

Despite having 14 fewer pitching options, Thursday has just one fewer starter ranked 100 or better than Wednesday. Madison Bumgarner, Zack Greinke, and Corey Kluber headline the day’s probables in some very juicy matchups. David Price is there, too, but he doesn’t rate quite as high as those three in his return to Tampa. Dallas Keuchel is getting penalized a little for the ballpark...
Via Baseball Professor
9 days ago  |  Discuss

This Week In Tribe 8/19-24: Taking It Easy

The past few weeks have seen the Indians face off against a daunting list of play-off contenders. After losing a four game split series against the Reds, Cleveland has won series against both the Yankees (four games back in the Wild Card race) and the Orioles (the leaders in the East) and moved to within six games of first in the Central and five back in the Wild Card. After this...
Via Burning River Baseball
11 days ago  |  Discuss

Xander Bogaerts Returns To Red Sox Lineup Against Dallas Keuchel, Astros

Xander Bogaerts had the night off Thursday against the Houston Astros, but the Boston Red Sox shortstop is back in the lineup for Friday’s game as Boston looks to extend its winning streak to five for the first time in a month. Bogaerts will hit sixth as the Sox play the second of a four-game series with the Astros. The 21-year-old has had an up-and-down season, and he’s looking...
Via NESN.com
13 days ago  |  Discuss

Daily SP Rankings: Friday, Aug 15

Some days the rest of season Steamer projections are confusing to me, but today there are several notable players with projections I disagree with: Last-ranked Dallas Keuchel is projected for a 4.61 ERA for the rest of the season. Tanner Roark, owner of a 2.86 ERA and by some (very cursory) measures is a borderline top 10 SP, yet Steamer projects him for a 4.25 ERA until the end...
Via Baseball Professor
15 days ago  |  Discuss

Baseball Profcast: Who’s In Your Top Ten?

In Episode 108, Professors Jake Devereaux (@DevJake) and Bryan Curley recap all the fantasy relevant news from around the league.. Submit a question for the guys to answer on tomorrow’s show! Today’s topics include: Replacement options for Andrew McCutchen and Matt Garza David Price’s value in Detroit Gio Gonzalez’s troubles A little either or with Dallas Keuchel The...
Via Baseball Professor
23 days ago  |  Discuss

Tuesday Night Snoozer: Five Hours, 15 Innings Later: Phillies Win 2-1

The Phillies met up with the rebuilding Houston Astros in South Philly. Once a regular foe, the Astros' move to the American League meant that this was a rare matchup between the two clubs. The Astros sent Dallas Keuchel to the mound and the Phillies sent Kyle Kendrick to battle....
Via Philliedelphia
23 days ago  |  Discuss

Gameday 113: Astros at Phillies

Arizona Diamondbacks (47-65) at Philadelphia Phillies (49-63) Starting Pitchers: ARI: Dallas Keuchel (10-7, 2.97) vs. PHI: Kyle Kendrick (5-11, 4.92) Time: 7:05, Citizens Bank Park TV: CSN Weather: Sunny, 82 Media: Twitter and Facebook A Note for Tonight: The three game series between the Phillies and the Astros could easily be the battle of the awfully bad teams. Both teams have...
Via Phillies Nation
23 days ago  |  Discuss

Daily Fantasy Picks: 8/5/2014

Starting a new series for daily fantasy picks to show favorable matchups and value in players. I will NOT be using previous matchup data. Most Player A vs. Pitcher B is over a very small sample and is not predictive whatsoever. Here are my picks for August 5th.   Pitchers: Josh Tomlin, Dallas Keuchel Josh Tomlin has actually become one of the better pitchers over his last few...
Via Cheap Seat Analytics
24 days ago  |  Discuss

Second Thoughts Game #110: Texas 0, Cleveland 2

T.J. House as Dallas Keuchel Before the 2014 season, every comparison to Houston Astros players – without exception – was either in positive reference to former players like Roger Clemens or was a pejorative. In 2014, Houston still has the third-worst record in the league, but at the same time, the Astros team has surprising bright spots – foremost among them the sinister...
Via Indians Baseball Insider
26 days ago  |  Discuss

Astros trying to trade Scott Feldman ahead of deadline

The Houston Astros have made starting pitcher Scott Feldman available ahead of Thursday’s 4 PM ET trade deadline. However given the 31-year-old’s contract and statistics this season a trade may not happen. Feldman landed a three-year deal from the Astros worth $30 million in the offseason. Since signing that deal he has produced just a 4.39 ERA and 1.42 WHIP in 19 starts this...
Via Tireball.com
29 days ago  |  Discuss

FG on Fox: Dallas Keuchel’s Changing Repertoire

At different points in his career, Dallas Keuchel has thrown a slurve and a spike curve. Due to ineffectiveness and injury, he’s had to step down his usage of either breaking ball over his short career. But they’ll be back. The first breaking ball Keuchel ever threw was a slurve back in high school. But […]
Via Fangraphs
July 28, 2014  |  Discuss

Daily DraftKings Picks: Monday, Jul 28

Put bluntly, Friday wasn’t a great start to the weekend. My faith in Dallas Keuchel (and our Daily SP Rankings‘ faith) was justified as he pitched great against the Marlins, but Alex Wood flamed out versus the Padres and the Astros were stifled by Brad Hand (seriously?). It happens. We live, learn, and move on. On a bright side, I’m definitely beginning to feel more comfortable...
Via Baseball Professor
July 28, 2014  |  Discuss

Dallas Keuchel Thanks Heckler For Paying His Salary On Signed Ball (Photo)

Houston Astros starting pitcher Dallas Keuchel had the day off Thursday night from everything but engaging with hecklers. Keuchel took a page out of Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips’ playbook, and sent a chatty fan home with a souvenir. With the Astros taking on the Athletics in Oakland last night, Keuchel had heard enough from one heckler during his team’s 13...
Via NESN.com
July 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Dallas Keuchel zings heckler with ball that reads ‘Thanks for paying my salary’ (pic)

Houston Astros pitcher Dallas Keuchel had the last laugh in response to a heckler’s taunts during an off-day as his teammates faced the Oakland Athletics at O.co Coliseum on Thursday night. Apparently tired of the heckler but nevertheless engaging him — we’re assuming it was a man, although it could have been a woman (doubtful) […] The post Dallas Keuchel zings heckler with...
Via Sportress of Blogitude
July 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Dallas Keuchel Shuts Up Heckler By Tossing Him Baseball With A Special Message

It’s not quite as hilarious as the baseball that Brandon Phillips gave to a couple of drunk hecklers last month, but Houston Astros pitcher Dallas Keuchel inscribed a note of his own on a ball and tossed it to a heckler during last night’s game against the A’s in Oakland. Keuchel had the night off but apparently that didn’t stop the loud A’s fan from sending some insults...
Via Next Impulse Sports
July 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Dallas Keuchel thanks heckler with note on souvenir baseball

A ball @kidkeuchy tossed to a heckler sitting next to me #Astros #Athletics pic.twitter.com/rnZg5jRLwD — Nick Wong (@nickw888) July 24, 2014 Houston Astros lefty Dallas Keuchel took a (more passive-aggressive) page out of Brandon Phillips’ book. 
Via Bloguin Best
July 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Dallas Keuchel thanks heckler with note on souvenir baseball

A ball @kidkeuchy tossed to a heckler sitting next to me #Astros #Athletics pic.twitter.com/rnZg5jRLwD — Nick Wong (@nickw888) July 24, 2014 Houston Astros lefty Dallas Keuchel took a (more passive-aggressive) page out of Brandon Phillips’ book. 
Via The Outside Corner
July 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Astros Keuchel sends message to heckler with baseball

Houston Astros pitcher Dallas Keuchel had an excellent idea to get the final word in with a heckler during a game against the Athletics in Oakland on Wednesday night. The ball states: "Thanks for helping pay may salary for today - Keuchel, who is becoming a rising star after pitching well for the Astros this season, even got in his shot without rewarding the A's fan with...
Via Fox Sports Southwest
July 24, 2014  |  Discuss

Dallas Keuchel writes clever message on baseball for heckler

Being taunted by hecklers comes with the territory of being a professional athlete. Often times they are ignored, but every now and then the heckler receives a response. Earlier this season, Brandon Phillips of the Cincinnati Reds encountered his heckler and took a selfie with him. Phillips also signed a baseball for the guy with […]
Via Larry Brown Sports
July 24, 2014  |  Discuss
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