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OVERLOOKED QUANTITIES IN COLLEGE ATHLETES IN THE DRAFT: SLOWS
January 23, 2009 by
Every Day Should Be Saturday
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Slows: they?re truly rare. Some players may flirt with slows, and others may have sluggish periods in their history, but the prejudice towards ?speed? and ?agility? has unfairly pushed the rich and luxurious pleasure of slowness to the
The luxurious running of the great Jared Lorenzen: ...
Ok ESPN, If You’re Not Going To Use Your 24 Hours Of Programming To Do Something Constructive, We’ll Find A Station That Will
December 18, 2008 by
Tirico Suave
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Being a breast man myself, I would have went with Jared Lorenzen, but hey, to each his own.
God damn does ESPN want to be a shitty, three week old blog sooooooooo bad. Up next, Jay Crawford and Wendi Nix discuss which National League outfielders are most like M.U.S.C.L.E. toys!
Via HHR.
Giants: Quarterback situation is no joke
September 13, 2007 by
Big Blue View
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Making jokes about New York Giants quarterbacks Eli Manning and Jared Lorenzen has been a favorite pastime for the past couple of seasons. Right now, however, the quarterback situation is no laughing matter.
Jared Lorenzen Is Your New Hefty Arena Football Starnf
February 17, 2009 by
Simon On Sports
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Jared Lorenzen just got himself a big time football contract. He's headed back to the Blue Grass state to light up Rupp Arena with the Lexington Horseman of the Arena Football League 2. It's about time someone decided to sign up Jared Lorenzen to a football contract, donuts...
Exclusive Sage Rosenfels Interview
March 05, 2009 by
Scott Jackson's Blog
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The third installment of our ongoing interview series is a truly groundbreaking interview. I was contacted by someone that aspires to greatness in girth. Although his current dimensions aren't record breaking, his superior skeletal structure shows potential for expansion. Without...
Drew Brees wears XXXXXL jersey in odd tribute to Jared Lorenzen
February 04, 2009 by
Sports Hernia
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TOP 10 REAL REASONS WHY THE NFL BACKED DOWN OVER PATRIOTS-GIANTS
December 27, 2007 by
Epic Carnival
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10. Needed to ensure maximum possible viewers for Jared Lorenzen and Matt Cassel
Sorgi Has Competition
July 24, 2008 by
Naptown's Finest
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According to?the biggest idiot on the?blogosphere, Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk, Jared Lorenzen and Quinn Gray have signed with the Colts.? Rotoworld, a more competent site has confirmed this, so we can welcome Gray and The Hefty Lefty as official members of the Colts.
Florio said...
Jared Lorenzen Has Nothing On This Kid
November 08, 2008 by
The Sports Point
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Today when Ellenville High School (NY) squares off against Sullivan West High in the Section 9 Class B championship they will led for the second straight game by 305lb senior QB Anthony Casamento. Isn't it every offensive lineman's dream to play QB? Sure probably not under...
NFL Player Nicknames
August 10, 2008 by
NFHell
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I was trying to find a comprehensive list of NFL nicknames for active players. I couldn't find one, so I decided to start one myself. It's still a work in progress, so please comment. To my knowledge, this is the only one on the Internet.
Here are a few of my favorites:...
Colts Activate Manning
More than a month has passed by and everyone and their brother were speculating as to Peyton Manning's whereabouts and whether his knee was worse than originally expected.
Protest Beard
July 08, 2008 by
Da Great White Hype
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I feel like this could catch on. The "livestrong bracelet" for 2008. Except this is actually for an important cause people care about. Two New York teams have made devastating personnel moves. This and and especially this. First on the Knicks. Take a gander at their draft...
Why Your Team Sucks: St. Louis Rams
Some people are fans of the St. Louis Rams. But many, many more people, like reader Adam S. are NOT fans of the St. Louis Rams. Adam's 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. 1. St. Louis is a town known for three things: Baseball (Ironically, I love...
Preseason Starts for Colts with 30-16 Loss to Redskins
Capping off a tremendous Hall of Fame Weekend, the Colts and Redskins entertained the fans at Fawcett Stadium on Sunday night to a little taste of preseason football, with the Skins outslugging the Colts 30-16.
NFL Free Agents (Quarterbacks)
February 29, 2008 by
FanProphet
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There's not whole lot to talk about when it comes to free-agent quarterbacks, but there are a couple who can and will make a difference during the 2008 season. The real NFL season starts March 1st as these free agents will one way or another find themselves in a new situation....
2009 SEC Preview: Kentucky
Three years, three bowl games, three bowl wins.
The last time Kentucky football had seen a similar stretch of success, they had Tim Couch throwing the ball all over Commonwealth Stadium in the Fun’N’Gun-on-steroids offense of Hal Mumme.
After Jared Lorenzen became the school’s...
Protest Beard
September 23, 2008 by
Da Great White Hype
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I feel like this could catch on. The "livestrong bracelet" for 2008. Except this is actually for an important cause people care about. Two New York teams have made devastating personnel moves. This and and especially this. First on the Knicks. Take a gander at their draft...
SEC’s Woodson, Ainge Adjust To Different Roles In New York
March 11, 2009 by
Football Reporters Online
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SEC's Woodson, Ainge Adjust To Different Roles In New York
June 01, 2008 by
Football Reporters Online
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By Jon Wagner for Football Reporters Online
May 28, 2008
In their final meeting at the college level, they combined for 827 passing yards and 13 touchdown passes in one of the most exciting games of the entire 2007 college football season.
Quarterback Erik Ainge led his Tennessee...
Notable camp casualties
September 01, 2008 by
The Hazean
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All NFL teams were required to pare their rosters down to 53 men this past weekend, and in doing so several notable names hit the open market.
Also still missing from an NFL roster: Shaun Alexander. His name has not come up lately and I have not heard of him making any visits to NFL teams. [...]
Redskins Hall of Fame Game Blog
August 03, 2008 by
The Hungry Actor
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'Skins start out looking good recovering an onside kick to kick of the Jim Zorn era.
The first drive of the new era ends with me needing a new pair of panties as Campbell starts out 2-2 with a beautiful TD to Randle-El on what looked to be blown coverage. I know I'm not...
Four-Star Generals: The Top 10 Active Quarterbacks in the NFL
August 27, 2009 by
Bleacher Report
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Few issues have been as discussed, debated, or argued over as the subject that I have decided to tackle. Ranking the top ten field generals is not easy nor conclusive as the heated battles, such as the Manning v. Brady saga or the Warner v. HOF voters, rage on with much case for any...
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