Jared Lorenzen Weighs In On New NCAA Food Rules

After learning of the new NCAA food rules Jared "Hefty Lefty" Lorenzen weighed in via Twitter.
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April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen’s Response To The NCAA Permitting Unlimited Food Was Absolutely Perfect

Former Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, whose unusual weight for a quarterback earned him the nicknames “Hefty Lefty,” “Pillsbury Throwboy” and the “Abominable Throwman,” took to Twitter on Tuesday to weigh in on the NCAA’s decision to allow schools to give unlimited amounts of food to their athletes: I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that...
Via Next Impulse Sports
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Had Best Response To NCAA’s New Unlimited Meals Policy

Few college athletes would have been more excited to play under what some are calling “the Shabazz Napier rule” than former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. Lorenzen, a cult hero at UK who recently returned to the national spotlight as an indoor football star, weighed in at more than 260 pounds during his collegiate days — a number that has since grown north of 300. The...
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April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen cracks hilarious joke about NCAA food rule

Thanks in part to UConn guard Shabazz Napier complaining that he goes to bed “starving” at night while college sports are bringing in millions of dollars, the NCAA’s legislative council approved a proposal on Tuesday that will expand the meal allowance for all athletes. Under the new rules, athletes will have access to unlimited meals […]
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April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

‘Hefty Lefty’ Jared Lorenzen Tweets Hilarious Joke About New NCAA Policy

I’ll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don’t have any eligibility left. — jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014 The Hefty Lefty may be recovering from a broken leg, but he hasn’t lost his sense of humor. Jared Lorenzen dropped this bomb on Twitter after the new NCAA Unlimited Food and Snacks Policy was announced, much to the delight of current and former...
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April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Husky QB Jared Lorenzen Makes a Funny About NCAA Unlimited Meals Rule

You have to like a guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously. NCAA passed a rule that calls for unlimited meals for student athletes and here is what Jared had to say. I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left. — jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014 H/T Sporting News
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April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky Quarterback Jared Lorenzen Would Have Loved To Have Unlimited Meals And Snacks During College

Jared Lorenzen, a former Kentucky quarterback, is now a 315-pound gunslinger for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters, a charter member of the Ultimate Indoor Football League, founded in 2011. The 6-foot-4 behemoth of a player wasn’t quite that large during his collegiate playing days, but he was close to that size. It’s probably safe to say he did some serious damage in the...
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April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

'Hefty Lefty' tweets hilarious response to NCAA rule change on snacks and meals

The NCAA's decision to change its outdated rule and allow Div. I student-athletes unlimited meals and snacks made headlines Tuesday. The best reaction may have come from former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. "The Hefty Lefty," as Lorenzen has long been known, delivered a tweet Tuesday evening for the ages. "I'll tell (you) what the NCAA really lucked...
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April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Could Ole Miss quarterback Jeremy Liggins be the next Jared Lorenzen?

At 6-foot-3 and 300 pounds, Jeremy Liggins is built more like an offensive lineman than a quarterback. However, quarterback is exactly the position Ole Miss head coach Hugh Freeze plans to give him a shot at when suiting up for the Rebels this spring.If he ceases the opportunity, Liggins has the chance to follow in the footsteps of arguably the greatest hefty quarterback our generation...
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March 07, 2014  |  Discuss

Ole Miss Has A 300-Pound QB In Camp

Jeremy Liggins has Jared Lorenzen in his sights. Said to be more than 300 pounds by Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze just last…
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March 06, 2014  |  Discuss

4 people carried all 320 lbs. of injured Jared Lorenzen off the field

His return to the game was triumphant. Like Jordan coming back to basketball, Jared Lorenzen enamored the masses as he stepped back onto a football field last week for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters. But to all of our chagrins, Lorenzen's comeback bid has, at least temporarily, been cut short. Lorenzen left Sunday night's game with a leg injury that occurred on this...
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February 10, 2014  |  Discuss

320-lb Jared Lorenzen Suffers Ankle Injury, Carried Off Field by Four Teammates

It’s been nearly a decade since former Giants QB Jared Lorenzen first entered the NFL as a member of the New York Giants. He’s since put on some weight, and the 320-lb giant is now a member of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters (Continental Indoor Football League). On Sunday, during his second game with the […] 
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February 10, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen injured during Arena Football game, carried off by four people (Video)

As you can see in the photo below it took four people to carry former NFL quarterback Jared Lorenzen off the field. #HeftyLefty being carried off the field @jimrome @notthefakeSVP pic.twitter.com/G1M1e77crq — Shaun Hoskins (@Srhoskins84) February 9, 2014 h/t Deadspin Need NFL Tickets? Loading... ZergNet The post Jared Lorenzen injured during Arena Football...
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jumbo Quarterback Jared Lorenzen Carted Off The Field By Four Teammates

The saying, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall,” was made for the larger than life Jared Lorenzen and the unfortunate injury he suffered. The Hefty Lefty was playing quarterback for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters against the Erie Explosion, but was tackled while running for the end zone and injured his ankle. Lorenzen was unable to walk off the field and had to...
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Hurts Ankle; Four Teammates Carry Off All 320 Pounds Of Him (Video)

The Round Mound of Touchdown might be sidelined for some time just days after returning to the national spotlight. Jared Lorenzen, the 320-pound former NFL quarterback, popped back up on everyone’s radar when videos emerged of him playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League earlier this month. The big man’s skills quickly went viral...
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Hefty Lefty Jared Lorenzen Needs Four Guy to Carry Him Off Field After Injuring Ankle

Sometime last week the internet briefly buzzed over pictures of former Kentucky and New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen--the Hefty Lefty--playing with a semi-pro team. What was internet-buzz worthy was not the fact that he was playing football still, but his appearance.The man is tipping the scales at around 320 pounds--and he's still playing quarterback!His days on the...
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Husky QB Jared Lorenzen Carried Off Field by 4 People (Video)

Former Giants QB Jared Lorenzen just burst back onto the scene after the video of him playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters went viral. Now he is back in the news for some bad news. He suffered a lower leg injury and had to be carried off the field by four people. Hopefully he is able to recover. h/t @theteasee
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen injured, carried off field by four teamates

It was just a few days ago that video of a agile Jarde Lorenzen hit the internet and went viral. Now the hefty quarterback has suffered an injury to his leg. And of course it took four teammates to help the former New York Giants backup off the field. Hopefully Lorenzen’s injury is not serious. More to come I am sure.
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen carted off field by four people after ankle injury

Jared Lorenzen went down with an ankle injury during Sunday's Northern Kentucky River Monsters' game. He was carried off by four people.
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen injured and carried off the field by four teammates

Prepare for another internet field day surrounding former Giants backup and now Arena superstar Jared Lorenzen. According to The Big Lead, Lorenzen who tips the scales around 460 lbs. while still playing QB for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters was injured today and helped off the field in a game against the Eerie Explosion. The […]
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February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

The Jockularity Show: Ron McBride Edition

Former University of Utah head football coach Ron McBride joins Rick and David to discuss his tenure with the Utes, the BYU-Utah rivalry, the “Hefty Lefty” Jared Lorenzen and more…plus a Super Bowl edition of Tweets of the Week. The post The Jockularity Show: Ron McBride Edition appeared first on TornBySports.com.
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February 08, 2014  |  Discuss

The Birth of Jockularity

I’m Rick Aaron. I cover sports for a living and tell jokes as a hobby. After years of anchoring from the news set, reporting from the sideline, dabbling in comedy at Open Mic nights and spewing puns on Twitter I’m starting The Jockularity Show. Veteran blogger and podcaster David Wilbur and I will be standing at the corner of Sports Avenue and Comedy Boulevard turnin’ tricks...
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February 08, 2014  |  Discuss

Full Court Press: It’s Time to Start Paying Attention to College Hoops, Most Iconic Foods, 2014 Super Bowl Odds

Click on photo to read more about college hoops time You know you’ve been thinking it. What do we do now? Football is over. Baseball is still weeks away. Olympic Hockey is pretty damn tight. I’m not going to lie. Really – it’s college hoops time! The Press Is Claudia Schiffer serious? How can she still look this hot? [EgoTastic] Retired NBA basketball player Tracy McGrady...
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February 06, 2014  |  Discuss

Kentucky Derby: Wildcats Post Strong National Signing Day

When people talk to you about the Kentucky Wildcats, the thing they bring up most often is the fact that the program's a basketball program which happens to play a bit of football. And with former Jared Lorenzen suddenly in the news for, er, eating Jared Lorenzen, the school's football program's been a source of laughter for many. But with former Kentucky defensive star...
Via SEC Football Blog
February 05, 2014  |  Discuss

Links of the Day 2/5/14

Good morning. Would you like some links? The Sochi Olympics are looking more and more like they will be a disaster.  Here is a depressing but honest look at Purdue basketball.  Jared Lorenzen is nimble, enormous. SCOREBOARD NCAA Kansas 69 Baylor 52 – The Jayhawks are back to their dominant winning ways. NHL Minnesota 2, Tampa Bay 1 – The Wild are getting their skates under...
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February 05, 2014  |  Discuss
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