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Hefty Lefty Jared Lorenzen Offers QB Services to Cardinals

I wonder how Jared Lorenzen truly would fair under center for the Arizona Cardinals? After Carson Palmer’s replacement Drew Stanton went down Thursday night against the Rams and third-stringer Ryan Lindley took over, the former New York Giants and Kentucky Wildcats star offered his services to the Cards. Last time the Super Bowl was in #Arizona I was there. It there again this...
Via Thacover2
9 days ago  |  Discuss

Hefty Lefty Jared Lorenzen Offers QB Services to Cardinals

I wonder how Jared Lorenzen truly would fare under center for the Arizona Cardinals? After Carson Palmer’s replacement Drew Stanton went down Thursday night against the Rams and third-stringer Ryan Lindley took over, the former New York Giants and Kentucky Wildcats star offered his services to the Cards. Last time the Super Bowl was in #Arizona I was there. It there again this...
Via BlackSportsOnline
9 days ago  |  Discuss

Darnell Dockett Shows Confidence in Ryan Lindley, Recruits Kurt Warner – Jared Lorenzen Volunteers

The Arizona Cardinals quarterback situation went from troubling to very troubling during Thursday’s offensive juggernaut in St. Louis. The team with the league’s best record lost starter Carson Palmer to a torn ACL last month and just lost backup Drew Stanton to a sprained knee for an unknown amount of time. Although Stanton may very Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
Via Next Impulse Sports
9 days ago  |  Discuss

The Hefty Lefty--Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen--Offers to Play For Cardinals After Drew Stanton Went Down

The Arizona Cardinals ended up beating the St. Louis Rams Thursday night, but they may end up being the big losers in the end. The team was already playing with its second string quarterback in Drew Stanton, but ended up playing much of the second half with a guy they just signed a few weeks ago (Ryan Lindley) after Stanton was hurt.The extent of Stanton's injury was not announced...
Via FatManWriting
10 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen offers his services to Cardinals in great tweets

The Arizona Cardinals were down to their third-string quarterback on Thursday night (Carson Palmer was already out for the season and Drew Stanton left the game with an injury), so Jared Lorenzen decided to jokingly throw his name in the mix in case the NFC West contenders were looking for some new backups. Lorenzen, who...Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
10 days ago  |  Discuss

A Couple Louisville Media Members Are Saying It’s ‘Karma’ That Kentucky’s QB Got Hurt Against Tennessee

Kentucky quarterback Patrick Towles suffered an ankle injury during this afternoon’s contest against Tennessee. The sophomore dual threat had to leave the game and head to the locker room to be evaluated, but has since returned to the contest.  A couple Louisville radio hosts appeared to be somewhat pleased that Towles was hurt, an emotion that stemmed from a comment made earlier...
Via College Spun
November 15, 2014  |  Discuss

BBL: Jared Lorenzen draws heat for comments

Former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen caused some controversy on Wednesday when he basically said he was glad Louisville quarterback Will Gardner was out for the season and he hoped DeVante Parker and Michael Dyer would miss the U of L-UK … Continue reading →
Via John Clay's Sidelines
November 13, 2014

Video: Arkansas lineman Sebastian Tretola Throws TD vs. UAB; Jared Lorenzen approves

Arkansas Razorbacks offensive tackle Sebastian Tretola is a massive man at 6’5” and 350 pounds, but he got a chance to play quarterback for a play on Saturday against the UAB Blazers. In the second quarter, the Hogs ran this trick play with Tretola hitting Alan D’Appollonio on a six-yard touchdown to take a 28-0 lead. Former Kentucky […]
Via Kentucky Sports Connection
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen and Arkansas HC Brett Bielema Show 350 pound O-Lineman Sebastian Tretola Some Love After TD Pass

From time to time we see our larger than life brothers on the football field do some pretty incredible things. We've seen some monster blocks, some crazy hits, an interception, a nice fumble return, and even some short yardage work on offense running and even catching the ball.But throwing touchdown passes to the long snapper? No. Not at all. Well, not till now at least.@SBNationGIF...
Via FatManWriting
October 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Arkansas Guard Sebastian Tretola Gives Us A Fat Guy TD Pass

Time for Jared Lorenzen to relinquish his record as the fattest person to throw a touchdown pass in college football history. Arkansas guard Sebastian Tretola, who clocks in at 6’5″ 350 lbs, threw a touchdown pass to the Razorbacks long snapper after initially lining up to kick a short field goal. This was a great trick […] The post Arkansas Guard Sebastian Tretola Gives Us...
Via Diehardsport
October 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Rivalry Series: LSU-Kentucky

Series facts LSU leads, 39-16-1 In Baton Rouge, LSU leads, 23-5-1 In Lexington, LSU leads, 16-11 Currently, LSU has won three in a row at home and five of six in the series overall. Longest home/away streaks Home winning streak – LSU, 12 games, 1955-1975 Home unbeaten streak – LSU, 13 games, 1953-1975 Road winning streak – LSU, 5 games, 1978-1986 Kentucky won two in a row at...
Via In The Neutral Zone
October 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky Quarterback Jared Lorenzen Tweets Spurrier Quote About UK, ‘Hates’ The Old Ball Coach

South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier paid Kentucky a very backhanded compliment on his Fox Sports Atlantic coach’s show on Sunday night, saying that the Wildcats are no longer the same “slow” program as years past.  spurrier: kentucky “has athletes now. they’re not the same slow team they used to be.” — Allen Kenney (@BlatantHomerism) September 29, 2014 Plenty of...
Via College Spun
September 29, 2014  |  Discuss

Pam Anderson Is A Mess, Jared Lorenzen’s Food Addiction & Don Sterling Is Gay?

  Preseason NFL. High school football on ESPNU. Baseball. Basketball. Soccer on the SEC Network. Boxing. Racing. Golf. Tennis. If you can’t find...
Via Busted Coverage
August 22, 2014  |  Discuss

How much does Jared Lorenzen weigh? He doesn’t know

Jared Lorenzen is still one of those people who will always grabs the attention of sports fans and remains in our conscience regardless of circumstances. It’s not hard to see why. How many 300+ pound quarterbacks are there in the world? Better yet, how many enormous, offensive lineman-sized guys can wiggle, run, throw and play […]
Via Larry Brown Sports
August 21, 2014  |  Discuss

Tim Couch and Jared Lorenzen do ALS Ice Bucket Challenge; Talk Patrick Towles

Patrick Towles was name the starting quarterback for the Kentucky Wildcats’ opener against Tennessee-Martin and coach Mark Stoops and offensive coordinator Neal Brown delivered the news to him on Monday morning before the Cats’ final open practice of the fall. Former UK quarterbacks Tim Couch and Jared Lorenzen spoke to CN2 about the decision to start […]
Via Kentucky Sports Connection
August 20, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen, UK Freshman Matt Elam Combine For Large Photo

Kentucky's Jared Lorenzen and Matt Elam combine for one very large photo.
Via Gamedayr
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam Is The Size Of Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen

We saw earlier this month how large of human Kentucky freshman DT Matt Elam is. At 6-foot-7 and 375 pounds, Elam looks about exactly the same size as former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen. Related: 10 Impact freshman for the upcoming season  [Jared Lorenzen] The post Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam Is The Size Of Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen appeared first on Diehardsport.
Via Diehardsport
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Photo: Kentucky DT Matt Elam Makes Former Wildcats QB Jared Lorenzen Look Small

Former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen is in no way a small dude. He’s 6-foot-4, and is listed at 320 pounds. Basically, if you want to make the man affectionately known as the “Hefty Lefty” look small, you have to be a gargantuan human being. Kentucky defensive tackle Matt Elam — who is listed at 6-foot-7 and 375 pounds — is one such person. Yesterday, Lorenzen posted...
Via College Spun
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Seeks to Remind Everyone How Large of a Human He Is

Matt Elam is a freshman defensive tackle for Kentucky and while freshmen lineman at a historically poor football program typically receive little attention, Elam is different. The guy is listed on the UK roster at a whopping 6’7″, 375-pounds. His presence in Lexington has provoked some comparisons to another large product of the Wildcats: Jared Lorenzen. The former Kentucky quarterback...
Via Next Impulse Sports
August 18, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Still Has That Size Thing Going For Him

Former Kentucky Wildcat quarterback Jared Lorenzen, who was known as the Hefty Lefty during his great college football career, has continued to pack on the weight since he graduated from SEC football.  Shortly after Lorenzen’s short NFL career came to an end when the Indianapolis Colts released him leading up to the 2008 season, the studly quarterback caught on with a few semi...
Via Sportsnaut
August 18, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Weighs In On New NCAA Food Rules

After learning of the new NCAA food rules Jared "Hefty Lefty" Lorenzen weighed in via Twitter.
Via Gamedayr
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen’s Response To The NCAA Permitting Unlimited Food Was Absolutely Perfect

Former Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, whose unusual weight for a quarterback earned him the nicknames “Hefty Lefty,” “Pillsbury Throwboy” and the “Abominable Throwman,” took to Twitter on Tuesday to weigh in on the NCAA’s decision to allow schools to give unlimited amounts of food to their athletes: I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I...
Via Next Impulse Sports
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Had Best Response To NCAA’s New Unlimited Meals Policy

Few college athletes would have been more excited to play under what some are calling “the Shabazz Napier rule” than former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. Lorenzen, a cult hero at UK who recently returned to the national spotlight as an indoor football star, weighed in at more than 260 pounds during his collegiate days — a number that has since grown north of 300. The...
Via NESN.com
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen cracks hilarious joke about NCAA food rule

Thanks in part to UConn guard Shabazz Napier complaining that he goes to bed “starving” at night while college sports are bringing in millions of dollars, the NCAA’s legislative council approved a proposal on Tuesday that will expand the meal allowance for all athletes. Under the new rules, athletes will have access to unlimited meals […]
Via Larry Brown Sports
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

‘Hefty Lefty’ Jared Lorenzen Tweets Hilarious Joke About New NCAA Policy

I’ll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don’t have any eligibility left. — jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014 The Hefty Lefty may be recovering from a broken leg, but he hasn’t lost his sense of humor. Jared Lorenzen dropped this bomb on Twitter after the new NCAA Unlimited Food and Snacks Policy was announced, much to the delight of current and former...
Via Diehardsport
April 15, 2014  |  Discuss
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