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Kentucky Fan Dumping Football RV — Just $3,500 OBO

  How do I know when a Kentucky football fan is in a hurry to get out of the tailgating game? The RV owner lists a pretty nice 1993 Cobra Passport RV for just $3,500 OBO. Something seems strange here considering many people will list sports-themed piles of junk in the $3,500 range. I’m actually shocked this Jared Lorenzen Fathead RV is still on the market. From Craigslist: Totally...
Via Busted Coverage
14 days ago  |  Discuss

This Jared Lorenzen Bellyflop Vine Is Why The Internet Was Created

This Jared Lorenzen bellyflop Vine is, hands down, the best thing to come out of the Final Four.
Via Gamedayr
21 days ago  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen Does Belly Flop In Tiny Pool

Jared Lorenzen hung out with Barstoolsports.com during the Final Four in Indianapolis over the weekend. One of the activities the former Kentucky QB did was belly flop in a tiny pool and participate in a chicken fingers eating contest. The post Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen Does Belly Flop In Tiny Pool appeared first on Diehardsport.
Via Diehardsport
22 days ago  |  Discuss

WATCH: Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen's belly flop

Who knew a six second video could encapsulate how every single Kentucky basketball fan felt on Sunday? Former Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, better known as “The Hefty Lefty”, managed to do just that. Kentucky’s 1998 Mr. Football, perhaps in an attempt to cheer up depressed UK fans, performed a massive belly flop into a pool, and it was glorious.     This embed...
Via NESN.com
22 days ago  |  Discuss

WATCH: Former Kentucky QB Jared "The Hefty Lefty" Lorenzen With the Fat Guy Play of the Day

Former Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, better known as the Hefty Lefty or the Pillsbury Throwboy, made the trip to Indianapolis to support his school in the Final Four. Whatever hotel he was staying at had an indoor pool so he decided to do what any self respecting fat guy should do farmer's tan and all.He got a running start and did a belly-flop in to the pool. Read more »
Via FatManWriting
22 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen lands textbook belly flop at Final Four (Video)

With the University of Kentucky at the Final Four looking to win another national championship, who better to be in Indianapolis to cheer on the school than former Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen? Lorenzen spent Final Four Saturday hanging out with the Barstool Sports crew, competing against our buddy Big Cat in a series of events....Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
23 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared Lorezen goes full 'hefty lefty' with epic dive into pool

Do you remember Jared Lorenzen? Nicknamed the "Hefty Lefty," the southpaw backup quarterback with ample stomach girth spent five seasons in the NFL with the New York Giants and Indianapolis Colts. He's still playing football, but now he's with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League. And it appears he's added a few pounds since his NFL days .....
Via Fox Sports
23 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Weighs In On Jameis Winston’s Girth

Jared Lorenzen weighed in on "fat" Jameis Winston's weight, because if anybody knows the subject, it's the Hefty Lefty.
Via Gamedayr
24 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared 'The Hefty Lefty' Lorenzen talks Jameis Winston's weight

Before the NFL Combine took place, top quarterback prospect Jameis Winston received some heat for an unflattering photo that surfaced suggesting that he was putting on some extra pounds. While Winston doesn’t exactly display the abs of San Francisco 49ers’ quarterback Colin Kaepernick, to assume he is out of shape would not be correct considering his college success while...
Via Sportsnaut
25 days ago  |  Discuss

Portly ex-NFL QB Jared Lorenzen on Jameis Winston: ‘He’s not fat’

Much criticism, consternation and speculation has surfaced in recent months concerning the debate surrounding whether or not Jameis Winston is overweight. At least Winston can take solace in the knowledge that there’s one person standing firmly in his corner. A former NFL quarterback who received heavy criticism during his professional football-playing days — as well...Read More...
Via Sportress of Blogitude
25 days ago  |  Discuss

Highlight Monday: Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen

After surviving a scare from Notre Dame on Saturday night the 37-0 Kentucky Wildcats are basking in their inevitability. If the rest of the country wants to go Cat Crazy so will we...by highlighting the most entertaining UK player of all-time (sorry, Rondo): The Hefty Lefty.For everyone else who can't stomach the idea of Cal winning another title in Lexington, join my rationalization...
Via Double Coverage Football
28 days ago  |  Discuss

The Haps – 2/18: Five Players To Watch At The NFL Combine, Guy Solves ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Puzzle With One Letter

What’s The Haps for February 18th? Jared Lorenzen throws his weight around, Warren Sapp gets canned from another gig, Fallon and Taylor Swift bust some moves, and more. The Links - Jared ‘Hefty Lefty’ Lorenzen pokes fun of unflattering Jameis Winston photo Pillsbury Throwboy forever. NFL draft combine: Five players to watch The top cuts [&hellip (Visited 1 times, 1 visits...
Via No Coast Bias
February 18, 2015  |  Discuss

Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen Burns Jameis Winston With ‘Fat Tuesday’ Joke

Former New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen certainly knows how to celebrate Fat Tuesday. The 320-pound signal-caller — who now plays in the Continental Indoor Football League for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters — took to Twitter to make a Mardi Gras-themed joke about Jameis Winston’s possible weight gain. In honor of #FatTuesday I will...
Via NESN.com
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen posts photos comparing his body to Jameis Winston’s

A photo of Jameis Winston appearing to look overweight made its way around the internet recently and caused buzz about the quarterback’s condition with the NFL Scouting Combine rapidly approaching. As it turns out, the photo was taken in early-mid January and was brushed aside as not being a big deal by Winston’s quarterback coach....Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky Qb Jared Lorenzen Throws Jameis Winston Some 'Fat' Love on Fat Tuesday

Today marks the end of Mardi Gras otherwise known as Fat Tuesday. In honor of the occasion, a former fat quarterback, the Hefty Lefty Jared Lorenzen decided he was going to show former Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston some love on Twitter.To be more precise, he was going to show the 'fat' picture of Winston some love.@SBNationGIF/TwitterRead more »
Via FatManWriting
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen pokes fun at Jameis Winston for Fat Tuesday

Well before a photo of Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston looking “pudgy” surfaced on the internet last weekend, Jared Lorenzen starred as a legitimate “plus-size” quarterback at Kentucky. Lorenzen, whose weight sometimes ballooned past 300 pounds, earned the nickname “The Hefty Lefty” for his southpaw throwing style and prodigious girth. Lorenzen, who won a Super...
Via College Spun
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

The Fattest QB Ever Pokes Fun Of Jameis Winston On Fat Tuesday

Jared Lorenzen poked fun at Jameis Winston over Twitter on Fat Tuesday.
Via Gamedayr
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Has Zero Interest in This Toy Horse With a Penis

  Like many Americans, former NFL champion and Ultimate Indoor Football League great Jared Lorenzen was out and about this morning surfing for some post-Christmas deals. What was The Hefty Lefty on the search for? A toy horse for his kids because best dad ever, am I right? Well, that hunt took a turn for the interesting when Jared hit up his local Target. As you can see from the...
Via Busted Coverage
December 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Darnell Dockett Shows Confidence in Ryan Lindley, Recruits Kurt Warner – Jared Lorenzen Volunteers

The Arizona Cardinals quarterback situation went from troubling to very troubling during Thursday’s offensive juggernaut in St. Louis. The team with the league’s best record lost starter Carson Palmer to a torn ACL last month and just lost backup Drew Stanton to a sprained knee for an unknown amount of time. Although Stanton may very Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
Via Next Impulse Sports
December 12, 2014  |  Discuss

The Hefty Lefty--Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen--Offers to Play For Cardinals After Drew Stanton Went Down

The Arizona Cardinals ended up beating the St. Louis Rams Thursday night, but they may end up being the big losers in the end. The team was already playing with its second string quarterback in Drew Stanton, but ended up playing much of the second half with a guy they just signed a few weeks ago (Ryan Lindley) after Stanton was hurt.The extent of Stanton's injury was not announced...
Via FatManWriting
December 12, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen offers his services to Cardinals in great tweets

The Arizona Cardinals were down to their third-string quarterback on Thursday night (Carson Palmer was already out for the season and Drew Stanton left the game with an injury), so Jared Lorenzen decided to jokingly throw his name in the mix in case the NFC West contenders were looking for some new backups. Lorenzen, who...Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
December 11, 2014  |  Discuss

A Couple Louisville Media Members Are Saying It’s ‘Karma’ That Kentucky’s QB Got Hurt Against Tennessee

Kentucky quarterback Patrick Towles suffered an ankle injury during this afternoon’s contest against Tennessee. The sophomore dual threat had to leave the game and head to the locker room to be evaluated, but has since returned to the contest.  A couple Louisville radio hosts appeared to be somewhat pleased that Towles was hurt, an emotion that stemmed from a comment made earlier...
Via College Spun
November 15, 2014  |  Discuss

BBL: Jared Lorenzen draws heat for comments

Former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen caused some controversy on Wednesday when he basically said he was glad Louisville quarterback Will Gardner was out for the season and he hoped DeVante Parker and Michael Dyer would miss the U of L-UK … Continue reading →
Via John Clay's Sidelines
November 13, 2014

Video: Arkansas lineman Sebastian Tretola Throws TD vs. UAB; Jared Lorenzen approves

Arkansas Razorbacks offensive tackle Sebastian Tretola is a massive man at 6’5” and 350 pounds, but he got a chance to play quarterback for a play on Saturday against the UAB Blazers. In the second quarter, the Hogs ran this trick play with Tretola hitting Alan D’Appollonio on a six-yard touchdown to take a 28-0 lead. Former Kentucky […]
Via Kentucky Sports Connection
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen and Arkansas HC Brett Bielema Show 350 pound O-Lineman Sebastian Tretola Some Love After TD Pass

From time to time we see our larger than life brothers on the football field do some pretty incredible things. We've seen some monster blocks, some crazy hits, an interception, a nice fumble return, and even some short yardage work on offense running and even catching the ball.But throwing touchdown passes to the long snapper? No. Not at all. Well, not till now at least.@SBNationGIF...
Via FatManWriting
October 25, 2014  |  Discuss
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