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Jared Lorenzen offers services to New York Jets

If the New York Jets are looking to add a quarterback to the roster as Geno Smith recovers from a broken jaw, former Kentucky Wildcats signal-caller Jared Lorenzen is ready to suit up. Lorenzen actually reached out to the Jets via Twitter yesterday to offer his services, and it has resulted in his name actually trending on Twitter today. Umm @nyjets just saying I already look great...
Via Campus Sports Net
21 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen throws name in hat to be Jets starting QB

Jared Lorenzen, or “Hefty Lefty” as he is called, weighs in at 315 pounds. That’s not bad for a lineman, but the problem is that Lorenzen is a quarterback, so it didn’t work out for him in the NFL. Lorenzen spent three years in the Big Apple as a member of the Giants, and now he’s put his name in the hat to quarterback the “other” team. Umm @nyjets just saying I already...
Via The Sports Daily
22 days ago  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen lets Jets know he's ready to be their QB

    The Jets are in need of quarterback help now that Geno Smith is expected to be out 6-10 weeks with a broken jaw after being sucker punched by teammate IK Enemkpali. They’ve reportedly reached out to Rex Grossman. Another option let his availability be known to the team through social media. Jared Lorenzen, who spent some time in the NFL with the Giants, took the opportunity...
Via Larry Brown Sports
22 days ago  |  Discuss

Is this the year Kentucky beats Florida?

It’s been almost 30 years since the last time Kentucky beat Florida.  Some of the best teams in Kentucky history have had opportunities but failed to do so.  From Tim Couch to Jared Lorenzen to Andre Woodson and Randall Cobb, none of them were able to get over the hump. On the flip side, some […]
Via Kentucky Sports Connection
29 days ago  |  Discuss

St. Thomas Pitcher Ben Ancheff is My New Favorite Baseball Player

Move over Jared Lorenzen! There is a new favorite fat guy athlete taking the world by storm--St. Thomas pitcher Ben Ancheff. The 6'2" 300+ pound pitcher for the St. Thomas Bearcats started to trend online when image of him pitching against Lewis and Clark during the NAIA World Series. He was removed due to soreness after allowing just one run in four innings of work and striking...
Via FatManWriting
May 30, 2015  |  Discuss

We introduce to you Heavyweight pitcher Ben Ancheff

The legacy of overweight athletes began with the likes of Kentucky Wildcat quarterback Jared Lorenzen.  Lorenzen set the standard for fat athletes wooing fans with his cannon of a left arm and deceptively elusive quickness. Now, we introduce to you the next in a long line of these infamous athletes St. Thomas Bobcats’ pitcher Ben Ancheff.  According to the team’s website, Ancheff...
Via Campus Sports Net
May 30, 2015  |  Discuss

Kentucky Fan Dumping Football RV — Just $3,500 OBO

  How do I know when a Kentucky football fan is in a hurry to get out of the tailgating game? The RV owner lists a pretty nice 1993 Cobra Passport RV for just $3,500 OBO. Something seems strange here considering many people will list sports-themed piles of junk in the $3,500 range. I’m actually shocked this Jared Lorenzen Fathead RV is still on the market. From Craigslist: Totally...
Via Busted Coverage
April 13, 2015  |  Discuss

This Jared Lorenzen Bellyflop Vine Is Why The Internet Was Created

This Jared Lorenzen bellyflop Vine is, hands down, the best thing to come out of the Final Four.
Via Gamedayr
April 06, 2015  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen Does Belly Flop In Tiny Pool

Jared Lorenzen hung out with Barstoolsports.com during the Final Four in Indianapolis over the weekend. One of the activities the former Kentucky QB did was belly flop in a tiny pool and participate in a chicken fingers eating contest. The post Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen Does Belly Flop In Tiny Pool appeared first on Diehardsport.
Via Diehardsport
April 05, 2015  |  Discuss

WATCH: Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen's belly flop

Who knew a six second video could encapsulate how every single Kentucky basketball fan felt on Sunday? Former Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, better known as “The Hefty Lefty”, managed to do just that. Kentucky’s 1998 Mr. Football, perhaps in an attempt to cheer up depressed UK fans, performed a massive belly flop into a pool, and it was glorious.     This embed...
Via NESN.com
April 05, 2015  |  Discuss

WATCH: Former Kentucky QB Jared "The Hefty Lefty" Lorenzen With the Fat Guy Play of the Day

Former Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, better known as the Hefty Lefty or the Pillsbury Throwboy, made the trip to Indianapolis to support his school in the Final Four. Whatever hotel he was staying at had an indoor pool so he decided to do what any self respecting fat guy should do farmer's tan and all.He got a running start and did a belly-flop in to the pool. Read more »
Via FatManWriting
April 04, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen lands textbook belly flop at Final Four (Video)

With the University of Kentucky at the Final Four looking to win another national championship, who better to be in Indianapolis to cheer on the school than former Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen? Lorenzen spent Final Four Saturday hanging out with the Barstool Sports crew, competing against our buddy Big Cat in a series of events....Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
April 04, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorezen goes full 'hefty lefty' with epic dive into pool

Do you remember Jared Lorenzen? Nicknamed the "Hefty Lefty," the southpaw backup quarterback with ample stomach girth spent five seasons in the NFL with the New York Giants and Indianapolis Colts. He's still playing football, but now he's with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League. And it appears he's added a few pounds since his NFL days .....
Via Fox Sports
April 04, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Weighs In On Jameis Winston’s Girth

Jared Lorenzen weighed in on "fat" Jameis Winston's weight, because if anybody knows the subject, it's the Hefty Lefty.
Via Gamedayr
April 03, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared 'The Hefty Lefty' Lorenzen talks Jameis Winston's weight

Before the NFL Combine took place, top quarterback prospect Jameis Winston received some heat for an unflattering photo that surfaced suggesting that he was putting on some extra pounds. While Winston doesn’t exactly display the abs of San Francisco 49ers’ quarterback Colin Kaepernick, to assume he is out of shape would not be correct considering his college success while...
Via Sportsnaut
April 02, 2015  |  Discuss

Portly ex-NFL QB Jared Lorenzen on Jameis Winston: ‘He’s not fat’

Much criticism, consternation and speculation has surfaced in recent months concerning the debate surrounding whether or not Jameis Winston is overweight. At least Winston can take solace in the knowledge that there’s one person standing firmly in his corner. A former NFL quarterback who received heavy criticism during his professional football-playing days — as well...Read More...
Via Sportress of Blogitude
April 02, 2015  |  Discuss

Highlight Monday: Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen

After surviving a scare from Notre Dame on Saturday night the 37-0 Kentucky Wildcats are basking in their inevitability. If the rest of the country wants to go Cat Crazy so will we...by highlighting the most entertaining UK player of all-time (sorry, Rondo): The Hefty Lefty.For everyone else who can't stomach the idea of Cal winning another title in Lexington, join my rationalization...
Via Double Coverage Football
March 30, 2015  |  Discuss

The Haps – 2/18: Five Players To Watch At The NFL Combine, Guy Solves ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Puzzle With One Letter

What’s The Haps for February 18th? Jared Lorenzen throws his weight around, Warren Sapp gets canned from another gig, Fallon and Taylor Swift bust some moves, and more. The Links - Jared ‘Hefty Lefty’ Lorenzen pokes fun of unflattering Jameis Winston photo Pillsbury Throwboy forever. NFL draft combine: Five players to watch The top cuts [&hellip (Visited 1 times, 1 visits...
Via No Coast Bias
February 18, 2015  |  Discuss

Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen Burns Jameis Winston With ‘Fat Tuesday’ Joke

Former New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen certainly knows how to celebrate Fat Tuesday. The 320-pound signal-caller — who now plays in the Continental Indoor Football League for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters — took to Twitter to make a Mardi Gras-themed joke about Jameis Winston’s possible weight gain. In honor of #FatTuesday I will...
Via NESN.com
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen posts photos comparing his body to Jameis Winston’s

A photo of Jameis Winston appearing to look overweight made its way around the internet recently and caused buzz about the quarterback’s condition with the NFL Scouting Combine rapidly approaching. As it turns out, the photo was taken in early-mid January and was brushed aside as not being a big deal by Winston’s quarterback coach....Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky Qb Jared Lorenzen Throws Jameis Winston Some 'Fat' Love on Fat Tuesday

Today marks the end of Mardi Gras otherwise known as Fat Tuesday. In honor of the occasion, a former fat quarterback, the Hefty Lefty Jared Lorenzen decided he was going to show former Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston some love on Twitter.To be more precise, he was going to show the 'fat' picture of Winston some love.@SBNationGIF/TwitterRead more »
Via FatManWriting
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen pokes fun at Jameis Winston for Fat Tuesday

Well before a photo of Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston looking “pudgy” surfaced on the internet last weekend, Jared Lorenzen starred as a legitimate “plus-size” quarterback at Kentucky. Lorenzen, whose weight sometimes ballooned past 300 pounds, earned the nickname “The Hefty Lefty” for his southpaw throwing style and prodigious girth. Lorenzen, who won a Super...
Via College Spun
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

The Fattest QB Ever Pokes Fun Of Jameis Winston On Fat Tuesday

Jared Lorenzen poked fun at Jameis Winston over Twitter on Fat Tuesday.
Via Gamedayr
February 17, 2015  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Has Zero Interest in This Toy Horse With a Penis

  Like many Americans, former NFL champion and Ultimate Indoor Football League great Jared Lorenzen was out and about this morning surfing for some post-Christmas deals. What was The Hefty Lefty on the search for? A toy horse for his kids because best dad ever, am I right? Well, that hunt took a turn for the interesting when Jared hit up his local Target. As you can see from the...
Via Busted Coverage
December 26, 2014  |  Discuss

The Hefty Lefty--Former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen--Offers to Play For Cardinals After Drew Stanton Went Down

The Arizona Cardinals ended up beating the St. Louis Rams Thursday night, but they may end up being the big losers in the end. The team was already playing with its second string quarterback in Drew Stanton, but ended up playing much of the second half with a guy they just signed a few weeks ago (Ryan Lindley) after Stanton was hurt.The extent of Stanton's injury was not announced...
Via FatManWriting
December 12, 2014  |  Discuss
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