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Former Kentucky Quarterback Jared Lorenzen Tweets Spurrier Quote About UK, ‘Hates’ The Old Ball Coach

South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier paid Kentucky a very backhanded compliment on his Fox Sports Atlantic coach’s show on Sunday night, saying that the Wildcats are no longer the same “slow” program as years past.  spurrier: kentucky “has athletes now. they’re not the same slow team they used to be.” — Allen Kenney (@BlatantHomerism) September 29, 2014 Plenty of...
Via College Spun
23 hours ago  |  Discuss

Pam Anderson Is A Mess, Jared Lorenzen’s Food Addiction & Don Sterling Is Gay?

  Preseason NFL. High school football on ESPNU. Baseball. Basketball. Soccer on the SEC Network. Boxing. Racing. Golf. Tennis. If you can’t find...
Via Busted Coverage
August 22, 2014  |  Discuss

How much does Jared Lorenzen weigh? He doesn’t know

Jared Lorenzen is still one of those people who will always grabs the attention of sports fans and remains in our conscience regardless of circumstances. It’s not hard to see why. How many 300+ pound quarterbacks are there in the world? Better yet, how many enormous, offensive lineman-sized guys can wiggle, run, throw and play […]
Via Larry Brown Sports
August 21, 2014  |  Discuss

Tim Couch and Jared Lorenzen do ALS Ice Bucket Challenge; Talk Patrick Towles

Patrick Towles was name the starting quarterback for the Kentucky Wildcats’ opener against Tennessee-Martin and coach Mark Stoops and offensive coordinator Neal Brown delivered the news to him on Monday morning before the Cats’ final open practice of the fall. Former UK quarterbacks Tim Couch and Jared Lorenzen spoke to CN2 about the decision to start […]
Via Kentucky Sports Connection
August 20, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen, UK Freshman Matt Elam Combine For Large Photo

Kentucky's Jared Lorenzen and Matt Elam combine for one very large photo.
Via Gamedayr
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam Is The Size Of Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen

We saw earlier this month how large of human Kentucky freshman DT Matt Elam is. At 6-foot-7 and 375 pounds, Elam looks about exactly the same size as former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen. Related: 10 Impact freshman for the upcoming season  [Jared Lorenzen] The post Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam Is The Size Of Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen appeared first on Diehardsport.
Via Diehardsport
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Photo: Kentucky DT Matt Elam Makes Former Wildcats QB Jared Lorenzen Look Small

Former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen is in no way a small dude. He’s 6-foot-4, and is listed at 320 pounds. Basically, if you want to make the man affectionately known as the “Hefty Lefty” look small, you have to be a gargantuan human being. Kentucky defensive tackle Matt Elam — who is listed at 6-foot-7 and 375 pounds — is one such person. Yesterday, Lorenzen posted...
Via College Spun
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Seeks to Remind Everyone How Large of a Human He Is

Matt Elam is a freshman defensive tackle for Kentucky and while freshmen lineman at a historically poor football program typically receive little attention, Elam is different. The guy is listed on the UK roster at a whopping 6’7″, 375-pounds. His presence in Lexington has provoked some comparisons to another large product of the Wildcats: Jared Lorenzen. The former Kentucky quarterback...
Via Next Impulse Sports
August 18, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Still Has That Size Thing Going For Him

Former Kentucky Wildcat quarterback Jared Lorenzen, who was known as the Hefty Lefty during his great college football career, has continued to pack on the weight since he graduated from SEC football.  Shortly after Lorenzen’s short NFL career came to an end when the Indianapolis Colts released him leading up to the 2008 season, the studly quarterback caught on with a few semi...
Via Sportsnaut
August 18, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Weighs In On New NCAA Food Rules

After learning of the new NCAA food rules Jared "Hefty Lefty" Lorenzen weighed in via Twitter.
Via Gamedayr
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen’s Response To The NCAA Permitting Unlimited Food Was Absolutely Perfect

Former Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, whose unusual weight for a quarterback earned him the nicknames “Hefty Lefty,” “Pillsbury Throwboy” and the “Abominable Throwman,” took to Twitter on Tuesday to weigh in on the NCAA’s decision to allow schools to give unlimited amounts of food to their athletes: I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that...
Via Next Impulse Sports
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Had Best Response To NCAA’s New Unlimited Meals Policy

Few college athletes would have been more excited to play under what some are calling “the Shabazz Napier rule” than former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. Lorenzen, a cult hero at UK who recently returned to the national spotlight as an indoor football star, weighed in at more than 260 pounds during his collegiate days — a number that has since grown north of 300. The...
Via NESN.com
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen cracks hilarious joke about NCAA food rule

Thanks in part to UConn guard Shabazz Napier complaining that he goes to bed “starving” at night while college sports are bringing in millions of dollars, the NCAA’s legislative council approved a proposal on Tuesday that will expand the meal allowance for all athletes. Under the new rules, athletes will have access to unlimited meals […]
Via Larry Brown Sports
April 16, 2014  |  Discuss

‘Hefty Lefty’ Jared Lorenzen Tweets Hilarious Joke About New NCAA Policy

I’ll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don’t have any eligibility left. — jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014 The Hefty Lefty may be recovering from a broken leg, but he hasn’t lost his sense of humor. Jared Lorenzen dropped this bomb on Twitter after the new NCAA Unlimited Food and Snacks Policy was announced, much to the delight of current and former...
Via Diehardsport
April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Husky QB Jared Lorenzen Makes a Funny About NCAA Unlimited Meals Rule

You have to like a guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously. NCAA passed a rule that calls for unlimited meals for student athletes and here is what Jared had to say. I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left. — jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014 H/T Sporting News
Via BlackSportsOnline
April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Former Kentucky Quarterback Jared Lorenzen Would Have Loved To Have Unlimited Meals And Snacks During College

Jared Lorenzen, a former Kentucky quarterback, is now a 315-pound gunslinger for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters, a charter member of the Ultimate Indoor Football League, founded in 2011. The 6-foot-4 behemoth of a player wasn’t quite that large during his collegiate playing days, but he was close to that size. It’s probably safe to say he did some serious damage in the...
Via College Spun
April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

'Hefty Lefty' tweets hilarious response to NCAA rule change on snacks and meals

The NCAA's decision to change its outdated rule and allow Div. I student-athletes unlimited meals and snacks made headlines Tuesday. The best reaction may have come from former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. "The Hefty Lefty," as Lorenzen has long been known, delivered a tweet Tuesday evening for the ages. "I'll tell (you) what the NCAA really lucked...
Via Fox Sports Ohio
April 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Could Ole Miss quarterback Jeremy Liggins be the next Jared Lorenzen?

At 6-foot-3 and 300 pounds, Jeremy Liggins is built more like an offensive lineman than a quarterback. However, quarterback is exactly the position Ole Miss head coach Hugh Freeze plans to give him a shot at when suiting up for the Rebels this spring.If he ceases the opportunity, Liggins has the chance to follow in the footsteps of arguably the greatest hefty quarterback our generation...
Via Bush League Chronicle
March 07, 2014  |  Discuss

Ole Miss Has A 300-Pound QB In Camp

Jeremy Liggins has Jared Lorenzen in his sights. Said to be more than 300 pounds by Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze just last…
Via Busted Coverage
March 06, 2014  |  Discuss

4 people carried all 320 lbs. of injured Jared Lorenzen off the field

His return to the game was triumphant. Like Jordan coming back to basketball, Jared Lorenzen enamored the masses as he stepped back onto a football field last week for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters. But to all of our chagrins, Lorenzen's comeback bid has, at least temporarily, been cut short. Lorenzen left Sunday night's game with a leg injury that occurred on this...
Via Fox Sports Ohio
February 10, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen injured during Arena Football game, carried off by four people (Video)

As you can see in the photo below it took four people to carry former NFL quarterback Jared Lorenzen off the field. #HeftyLefty being carried off the field @jimrome @notthefakeSVP pic.twitter.com/G1M1e77crq — Shaun Hoskins (@Srhoskins84) February 9, 2014 h/t Deadspin Need NFL Tickets? Loading... ZergNet The post Jared Lorenzen injured during Arena Football...
Via Pro Football Zone
February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jumbo Quarterback Jared Lorenzen Carted Off The Field By Four Teammates

The saying, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall,” was made for the larger than life Jared Lorenzen and the unfortunate injury he suffered. The Hefty Lefty was playing quarterback for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters against the Erie Explosion, but was tackled while running for the end zone and injured his ankle. Lorenzen was unable to walk off the field and had to...
Via Next Impulse Sports
February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Jared Lorenzen Hurts Ankle; Four Teammates Carry Off All 320 Pounds Of Him (Video)

The Round Mound of Touchdown might be sidelined for some time just days after returning to the national spotlight. Jared Lorenzen, the 320-pound former NFL quarterback, popped back up on everyone’s radar when videos emerged of him playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League earlier this month. The big man’s skills quickly went viral...
Via NESN.com
February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Hefty Lefty Jared Lorenzen Needs Four Guy to Carry Him Off Field After Injuring Ankle

Sometime last week the internet briefly buzzed over pictures of former Kentucky and New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen--the Hefty Lefty--playing with a semi-pro team. What was internet-buzz worthy was not the fact that he was playing football still, but his appearance.The man is tipping the scales at around 320 pounds--and he's still playing quarterback!His days on the...
Via FatManWriting
February 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Husky QB Jared Lorenzen Carried Off Field by 4 People (Video)

Former Giants QB Jared Lorenzen just burst back onto the scene after the video of him playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters went viral. Now he is back in the news for some bad news. He suffered a lower leg injury and had to be carried off the field by four people. Hopefully he is able to recover. h/t @theteasee
Via BlackSportsOnline
February 09, 2014  |  Discuss
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