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NFC Notes: Bears, Lions, Packers, Panthers, & Vikings

Bears Michael C. Wright of ESPN writes that the Bears’ decision to sign Lamarr Houston to a five-year, $35 million contract looks terrible in hindsight. Wright is skeptical about him moving to outside linebacker given that he’s never been a real pass-rushing threat. Wright believes the Bears seriously need to consider drafting a running back ... The post NFC Notes: Bears, Lions...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
April 18, 2015  |  Discuss

Oakland Raiders Must Retain Stefen Wisniewski

About a year ago, the Oakland Raiders watched as two pro-bowl caliber talents—defensive end Lamarr Houston and left tackle Jared Veldheer—left for other clubs in free agency. While Houston's season with the Chicago Bears ended early due to injury, Veldheer was part of an Arizona Cardinals offensive line that made the playoffs despite having to protect three different starting...
Via Pro Football Spot
February 26, 2015  |  Discuss

Dumbest Chicago Sports Injuries: Lamarr Houston Edition

DE Lamarr Houston turned the Bears loss on Sunday to the New England Patriots from frustrating to “you can’t be serious right now?” when he tore his ACL celebrating a meaningless sack on Patriots backup QB Jimmy Garrapolo. You know what this means? It means that it’s a perfect time to relive other mind-bogglingly ridiculous Chicago sports injuries. (WARNING: LOOK AWAY...
Via Sports Mockery
October 31, 2014  |  Discuss

State Farm Insures ‘Discount Double Check’ Safety Despite NFL Injuries

State Farm’s “Discount Double Check” went from ad campaign to popular NFL celebration in just a few years. However, it’s also ending players’ seasons. Stephen Tulloch of the Detroit Lions and Lamarr Houston of the Chicago Bears suffered ACL injuries after performing the celebration this year. State Farm doesn’t believe the “Discount Double Check” is a problem, though...
Via NESN.com
October 31, 2014  |  Discuss

State Farm has hilarious response to recent NFL injuries

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston and Detroit Lions linebacker Stephan Tulloch both fell victim to ACL tears after celebrating sacks this season. What does this have to do with the insurance company State Farm? Both were mocking Aaron Rodgers’ “discount double check” advertisement for the company. A State Farm spokeswoman had this to say to the Wall Street Journal...
Via Sportsnaut
October 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Command Sign Electronic Billboard mocks NFL Asshat Lamarr Houston

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston tore his ACL celebrating a sack of Jimmy Garoppolo while the Bears trailed by 25 points in the fourth quarter of their blowout loss to the Patriots Sunday. Command Sign on the Edens Expy in Chicago isn't that upset about all this. Where’s Gary Sinise when you need him? #Bears pic.twitter.com/jHLszpqahe— Command Sign (@CommandSign) October...
Via Bob's Blitz
October 29, 2014  |  Discuss

Chicago billboard zings Lamarr Houston over injury

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston arguably deserves all the mock and ridicule coming his way over how he suffered a knee injury on Sunday while celebrating a play during the team’s 51-23 loss to the New England Patriots. Houston suffered a ruptured his right ACL during the celebration, ending his season. If it wasn’t...Read More The post Chicago billboard zings Lamarr...
Via Sportress of Blogitude
October 28, 2014  |  Discuss

Chicago Bears DE Lamarr Houston announced as top goat from Week 8

Nearly midway through the 2014 NFL season, the league is starting to take shape. It’s easier and easier to see what teams are contenders and which ones are just not ready for primetime. How did each team get to their current point? In part, it was because of the performance, good or bad, of some key players and coaches. Some helped their team, while others hurt the squad. Who fell...
Via cover32 - Bears
October 28, 2014  |  Discuss

The Command Sign Trolls the Chicago Bears and LaMarr Houston Perfectly

Command Transportation’s humorous billboard sign off the Edens Expressway in Chicago has done it again. The company has some pretty ingenious people working in their marketing department apparently because this isn’t the first or the last time they have hit a home run. Where’s Gary Sinise when you need him? #Bears pic.twitter.com/jHLszpqahe — Command Sign (@CommandSign...
Via Sports Mockery
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Failed sack dance attempt puts Chicago Bears lineman out for season

Woops. Apparently Lamarr Houston of the Chicago Bears didn’t learn anything from Stephen Tulloch of the Detroit Lions. A few weeks ago Tulloch tore his ACL trying to mock Aaron Rodgers‘ discount double check move after sacking him. Yesterday Houston did nearly the exact same thing after sacking Tom Brady: Bears DE Lamarr Houston is now out for the season with a torn ACL after...
Via cover32 - Bears
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston tears ACL celebrating sack

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston tore his ACL while celebrating a sack of Patriots backup quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo on Sunday in a 51-23 loss. Bears coach Phil Emery said Houston faces a six to eight-month rehabilitation. “I have to get an MRI in the morning, hopefully everything is good, but we’ll see tomorrow,” said Houston after the game. “I probably...
Via Sports-Glory
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Report: Lamarr Houston Tore ACL Celebrating Sack Against Patriots, Out For Season

Lamarr Houston made a really bad mistake Sunday. The Chicago Bears defensive end injured himself while celebrating a garbage time sack against the New England Patriots. On Monday, the news was the worst-case scenario. According to multiple reports, Houston tore his ACL and is out for the rest of the season. Bears DE Lamarr Houston tore his ACL and is out for the year.— Adam Schefter...
Via NESN.com
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston tore ACL celebrating sack, out for year

Multiple reports have confirmed that Bears DE Lamarr Houston does in fact have a torn ACL and will miss the remainder of the 2014 season. Houston injured himself while celebrating a sack late into Sunday’s blowout loss to the Patriots. The injury was very similar to the season-ending knee injury Lions LB Stephen Tulloch suffered while celebrating a sack of Aaron Rodgers a few...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

FAIL: There are tons of asshats in the NFL but Lamarr Houston is their new leader

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston hurt his right knee celebrating a sack while the Bears trailed by 25 points in the fourth quarter of their blowout loss to the Patriots yesterday. He sacked Jimmy Garoppolo for ***** sake!“I probably shouldn’t have celebrated while they’re blowing us out," Houston acknowledged with a chuckle after the 51-23 pounding by the Patriots...
Via Bob's Blitz
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston: ‘I probably shouldn’t have celebrated’

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston will undergo an MRI on Monday after hurting his right knee while celebrating a sack during the fourth quarter of the club’s 51-23 loss to the New England Patriots. “I have to get an MRI in the morning, hopefully everything is good, but we’ll see tomorrow,” said Houston. “I probably shouldn’t have celebrated while they were...
Via Sports-Glory
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears buffoon Lamarr Houston hurts knee during sack dance (VIDEO)

Vine Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston took a page out of Lions’ Stephen Tulloch’s playbook Sunday when he injured his knee during a sack dance.  Houston is scheduled to undergo an MRI on Monday. The best (and worst) part about the disaster is that the Bears were trailing New England by 25 points at the time. Following the game, Houston said he doesn’t think the injury...
Via It's Always Sunny in Detroit
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears Concerned DE Lamarr Houston May Have A Season-Ending Injury

ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that the Chicago Bears “fear the worst” for DE Lamarr Houston, who will undergo an MRI on his knee Monday. Ian Rapoport adds that Houston is preparing for a possible season-ending injury. Houston injured himself while celebrating a sack late into Sunday’s blowout loss to the Patriots. The injury was very similar to the season-ending knee...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

The Chicago Bears Face Questions Heading Into Bye Week

After a solid trouncing that saw Lamarr Houston possibly suffer a season-ending injury, the Chicago Bears are a team heading south fast. The good news is, the Bears are heading into a bye week. While the first priority should be reloading and recharging, the Bears also have some personnel issues in the locker room. A possible disconnect between Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler could...
Via Sports Mockery
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston Gets Hurt Celebrating Sack In Blowout Loss To Patriots (Video)

Lamarr Houston just took a page out of Stephen Tulloch’s playbook, and then some. The Chicago Bears defensive lineman sacked New England Patriots backup quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo late in the fourth quarter. Houston’s team trailed by 25 points, but he thought it’d be a good idea to celebrate his individual efforts with a nice little sack dance. It didn’t end well. ...
Via NESN.com
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston suffers injury celebrating sack in blowout loss (Video)

Karma struck Lamarr Houston on Sunday when he celebrated a sack with his team down 25 points late in the fourth quarter against the New England Patriots. Houston got a sack on Jimmy Garopollo on a 2nd-and-4 from the Chicago 9 with the score 48-23 New England. The guy, apparently completely unaware of the score,...Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

More news surfaces about drama inside Chicago Bears locker room

Much has been made of the situation inside the Chicago Bears locker room last Sunday, when wide receiver Brandon Marshall reportedly called out his teammates after a 27-14 home loss to Miami. As time goes on, however, more and more news surfaces about what really went on, well beyond the initial reports that Marshall took quarterback Jay Cutler and kicker Robbie Gould to task. According...
Via cover32 - Bears
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Charles Tillman: “Chicago Bears are Pieces of Meat”

Lamarr Houston took to social media to lambaste Chicago Bears fans after Sunday’s loss to the Carolina Panthers. Charles Tillman didn’t defend Houston’s actions, but he didn’t necessarily defend the fans either. Tillman is a part of the media now, but still speaks with the mind of a player. Peanut went on CSN Chicago and had some interesting things to say about the chain...
Via Sports Mockery
October 07, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston blasts fairweather Chicago Bears fans: “eat dirt”

Defensive end Lamarr Houston has only been playing for the Bears a few months, but it didn’t take him long to figure out that Chicago sports fans can be a fickle bunch. Following yesterday’s heartbreaking loss to the Carolina Panthers, a lot of fans are in full panic mode and some are calling for head coach Marc Trestman‘s head on a platter. The reaction didn’t sit well with...
Via cover32 - Bears
October 06, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston to fair-weather Bears fans: ‘Eat dirt’

Following the Chicago Bears 31-24 loss to the Carolina Panthers, defensive end Lamarr Houston tweeted that all of the fair-weather fans can “eat dirt.” Where are my real fans???the ones who don’t waver during the storm the tough ones?!?!? Those r the ones we need the rest of u can eat dirt — lamarr houston (@Hupernikao9s) October 6, 2014 Houston doesn’t like fans who...
Via Sports-Glory
October 06, 2014  |  Discuss

Looks like Lamarr Houston is missing the Oakland Raiders fans

When Lamarr Houston played for the Oakland Raiders, they were one of the worst teams in the league. But during that time, he was one of the best players on the team and really, one of the only good players period. As a result, he enjoyed the undying support of a dedicated fan base. Raiders fans are just as obsessed with their team when they are bad as when they are good. Houston...
Via cover32 - Raiders
October 06, 2014  |  Discuss
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