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Real Reason The Chicago Bears Suck Is The Simplest Of All

They might be the most confounding team to take the field in Chicago Bears history.  The 2014 squad was supposed to be the unit that set things right after two-straight years of narrowly missing the playoffs.  A whirlwind of free agent additions such as Jared Allen, Lamarr Houston and Willie Young combined with solid draft choices like Kyle Fuller supposedly put the roster on similar...
Via Sports Mockery
21 days ago  |  Discuss

Bears Place DE Lamarr Houston On Season-Ending Injured Reserve

The Chicago Bears announced Monday that they have placed DE Lamarr Houston on season-ending injured reserve and signed DE David Bass from their practice squad. #Bears have placed DL Lamarr Houston on injured reserve & promoted DE David Bass from practice squad; also signed T Jason Weaver to p-squad. — Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) November 3, 2014 This should come as no...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
November 03, 2014  |  Discuss

Dumbest Chicago Sports Injuries: Lamarr Houston Edition

DE Lamarr Houston turned the Bears loss on Sunday to the New England Patriots from frustrating to “you can’t be serious right now?” when he tore his ACL celebrating a meaningless sack on Patriots backup QB Jimmy Garrapolo. You know what this means? It means that it’s a perfect time to relive other mind-bogglingly ridiculous Chicago sports injuries. (WARNING: LOOK AWAY...
Via Sports Mockery
October 31, 2014  |  Discuss

State Farm Insures ‘Discount Double Check’ Safety Despite NFL Injuries

State Farm’s “Discount Double Check” went from ad campaign to popular NFL celebration in just a few years. However, it’s also ending players’ seasons. Stephen Tulloch of the Detroit Lions and Lamarr Houston of the Chicago Bears suffered ACL injuries after performing the celebration this year. State Farm doesn’t believe the “Discount Double Check” is a problem, though...
Via NESN.com
October 31, 2014  |  Discuss

State Farm issues statment regarding players injured doing ‘Discount Double Check’ celebration

iIn September, we saw Stephen Tulloch of the Detroit Lions tear his ACL while celebrating a sack of Aaron Rodgers by mocking his famous “Discount Double Check” celebration. Last weekend, LaMarr Houston of the Chicago Bears did the same celebration after taking down New England Patriots backup quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo. Unfortunately, Houston suffered the same...Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
October 30, 2014  |  Discuss

State Farm has hilarious response to recent NFL injuries

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston and Detroit Lions linebacker Stephan Tulloch both fell victim to ACL tears after celebrating sacks this season. What does this have to do with the insurance company State Farm? Both were mocking Aaron Rodgers’ “discount double check” advertisement for the company. A State Farm spokeswoman had this to say to the Wall Street Journal...
Via Sportsnaut
October 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Command Sign Electronic Billboard mocks NFL Asshat Lamarr Houston

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston tore his ACL celebrating a sack of Jimmy Garoppolo while the Bears trailed by 25 points in the fourth quarter of their blowout loss to the Patriots Sunday. Command Sign on the Edens Expy in Chicago isn't that upset about all this. Where’s Gary Sinise when you need him? #Bears pic.twitter.com/jHLszpqahe— Command Sign (@CommandSign) October...
Via Bob's Blitz
October 29, 2014  |  Discuss

Chicago billboard zings Lamarr Houston over injury

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston arguably deserves all the mock and ridicule coming his way over how he suffered a knee injury on Sunday while celebrating a play during the team’s 51-23 loss to the New England Patriots. Houston suffered a ruptured his right ACL during the celebration, ending his season. If it wasn’t...Read More The post Chicago billboard zings Lamarr...
Via Sportress of Blogitude
October 28, 2014  |  Discuss

Chicago Bears DE Lamarr Houston announced as top goat from Week 8

Nearly midway through the 2014 NFL season, the league is starting to take shape. It’s easier and easier to see what teams are contenders and which ones are just not ready for primetime. How did each team get to their current point? In part, it was because of the performance, good or bad, of some key players and coaches. Some helped their team, while others hurt the squad. Who fell...
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October 28, 2014  |  Discuss

The Command Sign Trolls the Chicago Bears and LaMarr Houston Perfectly

Command Transportation’s humorous billboard sign off the Edens Expressway in Chicago has done it again. The company has some pretty ingenious people working in their marketing department apparently because this isn’t the first or the last time they have hit a home run. Where’s Gary Sinise when you need him? #Bears pic.twitter.com/jHLszpqahe — Command Sign (@CommandSign...
Via Sports Mockery
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Failed sack dance attempt puts Chicago Bears lineman out for season

Woops. Apparently Lamarr Houston of the Chicago Bears didn’t learn anything from Stephen Tulloch of the Detroit Lions. A few weeks ago Tulloch tore his ACL trying to mock Aaron Rodgers‘ discount double check move after sacking him. Yesterday Houston did nearly the exact same thing after sacking Tom Brady: Bears DE Lamarr Houston is now out for the season with a torn ACL after...
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October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston tears ACL celebrating sack

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston tore his ACL while celebrating a sack of Patriots backup quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo on Sunday in a 51-23 loss. Bears coach Phil Emery said Houston faces a six to eight-month rehabilitation. “I have to get an MRI in the morning, hopefully everything is good, but we’ll see tomorrow,” said Houston after the game. “I probably...
Via Sports-Glory
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears Lamarr Houston Tears ACL Celebrating Sack Down 48-23

Hopefully players will learn from this going forward. #Bears DE Lamarr Houston has a torn ACL, source confirmed, as feared. He is out for the season. — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) October 27, 2014
Via BlackSportsOnline
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston tore ACL celebrating sack, out for year

Multiple reports have confirmed that Bears DE Lamarr Houston does in fact have a torn ACL and will miss the remainder of the 2014 season. Houston injured himself while celebrating a sack late into Sunday’s blowout loss to the Patriots. The injury was very similar to the season-ending knee injury Lions LB Stephen Tulloch suffered while celebrating a sack of Aaron Rodgers a few...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Karma is real; Bears DE Lamarr Houston is likely out for the year after sack dance

Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston joined Stephen Tulloch on the list of idiots who injured themselves celebrating a sack this season. It’s made worse by the fact Chicago is down 25 points to the Patriots, and that Houston’s sack came against New England’s rookie backup quarterback. Houston fears his season is over. “I have to get an […] The post Karma is real; Bears...
Via NFL Draft Diamonds
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

FAIL: There are tons of asshats in the NFL but Lamarr Houston is their new leader

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston hurt his right knee celebrating a sack while the Bears trailed by 25 points in the fourth quarter of their blowout loss to the Patriots yesterday. He sacked Jimmy Garoppolo for ***** sake!“I probably shouldn’t have celebrated while they’re blowing us out," Houston acknowledged with a chuckle after the 51-23 pounding by the Patriots...
Via Bob's Blitz
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston: ‘I probably shouldn’t have celebrated’

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston will undergo an MRI on Monday after hurting his right knee while celebrating a sack during the fourth quarter of the club’s 51-23 loss to the New England Patriots. “I have to get an MRI in the morning, hopefully everything is good, but we’ll see tomorrow,” said Houston. “I probably shouldn’t have celebrated while they were...
Via Sports-Glory
October 27, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears buffoon Lamarr Houston hurts knee during sack dance (VIDEO)

Vine Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston took a page out of Lions’ Stephen Tulloch’s playbook Sunday when he injured his knee during a sack dance.  Houston is scheduled to undergo an MRI on Monday. The best (and worst) part about the disaster is that the Bears were trailing New England by 25 points at the time. Following the game, Houston said he doesn’t think the injury...
Via It's Always Sunny in Detroit
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears Lamarr Houston Year Likely Over After Sack Celebration Injury

These sack celebration after making routine plays are starting to get costly for NFL players. Following in the footsteps of Stephen Tulloch, Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston is likely to miss the remainder of the season after hurting his knee celebrating a sack with his team down by 25 points. Word on Bears DE Lamarr Houston is the team is fearing a season-ending knee...
Via BlackSportsOnline
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears Fear LaMarr Houston Has Seaon Ending Injury After Sack Celebration

These sack celebration after making routine plays are starting to get costly for NFL players. Following in the footsteps of Stephen Tulloch, Chicago Bears defensive end LaMarr Houston is likely to miss the remainder of the season after hurting his knee celebrating a sack with his team down by 25 points. Word on Bears DE Lamarr Houston is the team is fearing a season-ending knee...
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October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears Concerned DE Lamarr Houston May Have A Season-Ending Injury

ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that the Chicago Bears “fear the worst” for DE Lamarr Houston, who will undergo an MRI on his knee Monday. Ian Rapoport adds that Houston is preparing for a possible season-ending injury. Houston injured himself while celebrating a sack late into Sunday’s blowout loss to the Patriots. The injury was very similar to the season-ending knee...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

The Chicago Bears Face Questions Heading Into Bye Week

After a solid trouncing that saw Lamarr Houston possibly suffer a season-ending injury, the Chicago Bears are a team heading south fast. The good news is, the Bears are heading into a bye week. While the first priority should be reloading and recharging, the Bears also have some personnel issues in the locker room. A possible disconnect between Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler could...
Via Sports Mockery
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston Gets Hurt Celebrating Sack In Blowout Loss To Patriots (Video)

Lamarr Houston just took a page out of Stephen Tulloch’s playbook, and then some. The Chicago Bears defensive lineman sacked New England Patriots backup quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo late in the fourth quarter. Houston’s team trailed by 25 points, but he thought it’d be a good idea to celebrate his individual efforts with a nice little sack dance. It didn’t end well. ...
Via NESN.com
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Lamarr Houston suffers injury celebrating sack in blowout loss (Video)

Karma struck Lamarr Houston on Sunday when he celebrated a sack with his team down 25 points late in the fourth quarter against the New England Patriots. Houston got a sack on Jimmy Garopollo on a 2nd-and-4 from the Chicago 9 with the score 48-23 New England. The guy, apparently completely unaware of the score,...Read More
Via Larry Brown Sports
October 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Bears’ Lamarr Houston Injures Himself Celebrating Garbage Time Sack

Every time this happens it looks dumber and dumber. Not only is injuring yourself celebrating dumb as hell, but to do it in garbage time when your team has already lost? Just pathetic. Lamarr Houston is going to be made fun of about this one for a while. [@cjzero] The post Bears’ Lamarr Houston Injures Himself Celebrating Garbage Time Sack appeared first on Diehardsport.
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October 26, 2014  |  Discuss
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