RYAN THERIOT NEWS
Theriot had a lot of value after 2007?
18 days ago by
Another Cubs Blog
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I don’t know why I do this to myself. I generally try to avoid doing this, but I accidentally read a comment written by Chuck as I was reading through ccd’s site. Early in the comments it’s suggested that Hendry should trade Ryan Theriot this winter. Chuck responds...
Can’t Vote For Theriot in Cubs All-Time 9
28 days ago by
Another Cubs Blog
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If you’re anything like me you rarely go to cubs.com. This little all-time 9 thing could have been up for awhile or it could have been put up today. I have no idea, but I couldn’t help but notice how useless it was. I mean, they don’t have Ryan Theriot’...
Hit a Home Run, Get Accused of Taking Steroids
May 16, 2009 by
SPORTS by BROOKS
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If you’d like to know why steroids make a great story, ask the Chicago newspapers this week. They’ve taken one tiny insinuation made completely tongue-in-cheek by one columnist and turned it a tempest in a Theriot-sized teapot. That Theriot would be petite Ryan Theriot, female...
Wasn’t Bob Brenly A Catcher?
September 09, 2009 by
Another Cubs Blog
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Ryan Theriot was knocked down by a high and inside pitch in last night’s Cubs/Pirates game. It was the typical up and in pitch. It wasn’t really that close to hitting Theriot, but when you see a pitch coming anywhere near your head you tend to get out of the way as...
Relaxed Cubs finish 8-6.837 since Bradley’s suspension
October 04, 2009 by
Another Cubs Blog
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This is funny:
‘We’ve been doing things [in the clubhouse] the last two weeks of the season that we hadn’t done all year, that we did last year and the year before last,’’ shortstop Ryan Theriot said. ‘‘It’s definitely a different...
People and Things That Are Better Baserunners Than Ryan Theriot
September 29, 2009 by
Another Cubs Blog
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This pirate:
This manatee:
Oh, and everything else that walks, crawls, or stands perfectly ******* still.
Cubs April TOOTBLAN Report is Out, and It Ain’t Pretty
May 01, 2009 by
Not Qualified To Comment
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Wrigleyville23 invented a statistic last year called the “TOOTBLAN”. For those of you not familiar with this stat, it was created to honor Ryan Theriot, one of the worst baserunners in the entire league. TOOTBLAN stands for “Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A...
Projecting the 2009 Cubs: the final one
April 06, 2009 by
Another Cubs Blog
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For these team projections I've used the playing time projections that we put together. The statistics for the hitters are from the 2009 Shawon's, which are based on the following projections: Marcel, Chone, PECOTA, and ZiPS. The pitching stats (FIP) are the average of those...
False hustle
May 16, 2009 by
Another Cubs Blog
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Finally! Somebody in the organization says it. Ryan Theriot needlessly diving around the field isn’t hustling. Alan Trammel called it false hustle. To Theriot’s credit, he’s stayed on his feet much better this year. As a result, and this is no surprise, he...
Coaches Tell Theriot to Hit Ball Harder, Theriot Listens
May 05, 2009 by
Not Qualified To Comment
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Ryan Theriot has been just obliterating the ball since May 1. He has 3 home runs in the last 4 games, tying his career-high for home runs in a season in a 4 day stretch. I’m not sure if this will keep up, it’s not like The Riot was one of those guys that seemed [...]
Talkin' Cubs Live - Cubs vs. Astros - 09/02/09
September 02, 2009 by
Chicago Cubs Online
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Game One Hundred Thirty-One: Cubs (66-64) vs. Astros (63-69)
Game Time - 1:20pm C.T.
Coverage - TV: Comcast SportsNet - Radio: 720 WGN, XM Radio Channel 184
Location - Wrigley Field, Chicago
Ted Lilly (9-8, 3.35/1.11) vs. Felipe Paulino (2-6, 6.96/1.72)
The Cubs complete their...
Sexy Pick Alert: Ryan Theriot
April 27, 2007 by
The GNUru Fantasy Baseball
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Due to the Cubs lack of offensive prowess, Uncle Lou Pinella has decided to give utility infielder Ryan Theriot a shot at the everyday shortstop position. Former starter Caesar Izturis just hasn't been getting the job done at the plate as indicated by his .184 batting average....
Inside Theriot
During a recent game, pmayo noticed Ryan Theriot had learned to turn on the inside pitch, and opponents were paying the price. After running the numbers, I had confirmed* it.*I realize batted ball direction matters, so that's an overstated conclusionBy cutting all pitches seen...
How does Luis Castillo grab ya?
16 hours ago by
Goat Riders of the Apocalypse
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For a few hours last night, Cub fans may have felt our long national nightmare was soon to end, based on hot rumors of a three-way trade with the Mets and Jays that would plop Don't Wake Daddy in Canada, and return us Luis Castillo. But last night, Toronto (wisely?) quashed...
Ryan Theriot Amused by Steroid Insinuations
May 15, 2009 by
Cubbies Crib
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Ryan Theriot is not bothered that people are beginning to whisper behind their hands about the possibility that some illegal performance enhancing substances could be behind his recent home run binge. In fact, Theriot thinks the insinuations are rather amusing:
Ryan Theriot owes...
Cubs offseason priority list
October 15, 2008 by
Another Cubs Blog
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POSITION
SCORE
SS
203
RF
132
Starting Pitcher
106
LH Power Bat
101
CF
90
1st Base
78
Relief Pitcher
59
LOOGY
54
Cubbie Fan NONSENSE
54
Bench
26
Scrap
23
Defense up the middle
20
hustle
16
innings...
Has there ever been a dumber player than Ryan Theriot?
July 19, 2008 by
Another Cubs Blog
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The Theriot Files
August 16, 2008 by
Another Cubs Blog
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It was mentioned the other day that I should add another installment to the wildly popular and succesful The Theriot Files. I do as I'm told and The Greatest American Hero was mentioned as possible theme music. Turns out, as I thought, I had already used that one. That's...
Top 10 changes for the Cubs in bankruptcy
July 14, 2009 by
Five Tool Tool
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10. Ryan Theriot has to switch to store brand cereal and juice boxes9. Geovany Soto to go in the tank and limit his arbitration earnings8. Carlos Zambrano can only destroy water coolers instead of Gatorade dispensers7. Team HMO to no longer pay for Milton Bradley's crazy pills6...
You Know You’re Not Very Good When…
July 24, 2009 by
Another Cubs Blog
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Ryan Theriot is the best player on the team. Cubs Top 5 in WAR (fangraphs):
Theriot: 2.5
Zambrano: 2.3
Fukudome: 2.3
Lilly: 2.1
Lee: 1.9
h/t to berselius
According to radio reports
July 01, 2008 by
Another Cubs Blog
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According to talk radio, Ryan Theriot just dove for a bagel and missed it by 7 feet.
Louisiana Fast: Theriot Swipes 80th Career Base In Cubs' Win
September 09, 2009 by
Bleacher Report
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Chicago Cubs shortstop Ryan Theriot stole his 17th base of the season Wednesday, during Chicago's 8-5 win over the Pittsburgh Pirates in Pittsburgh. The theft was also the 80th of Theriot's career, in this his third full year of Major League ball.
Theriot has attained a firm...
Top 10 changes for the Cubs in bankruptcy
July 14, 2009 by
Five Tool Tool
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10. Ryan Theriot has to switch to store brand cereal and juice boxes9. Geovany Soto to go in the tank and limit his arbitration earnings8. Carlos Zambrano can only destroy water coolers instead of Gatorade dispensers7. Team HMO to no longer pay for Milton Bradley's crazy pills6...
MSF Podcast: Rick Telander Can’t Help You Read (Clowns) and Curses the Blank Screen Like the Rest of Us
July 07, 2009 by
Midwest Sports
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Rick Telander of the Chicago Sun-Times joined Jerod on Monday for the first edition of the Midwest Sports Fans podcast.
Among the topics discussed: Telander's unnecessarily controversial article about Ryan Theriot and steriods in baseball; the uneasy relationship between bloggers...
Why The Cubbies Shouldn't Start Mark "The Dope" Fontenot
For those of you who don't know, Lou Piniella
is tampering with slating Ryan Theriot and Aaron Miles up the middle
infield. I think that is a joke! 9 and a half cub fans you talk to are
pissed off about the Mark DeRosa trade. Why? Because of his versatility and production. So...
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