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Dufners Do NYC, Sammy Sosa Meets Miley Cyrus & Cardale Jones Out & About

  How to go after North Korea I tweeted this morning that if you really want to retaliate against North Korea, the U.S. should block Jong-un from visiting Brazzers. Don’t think for a second that bro isn’t wacking it to American porn. He’s a huge fan of American pop culture and his porn selection has to include the best of the best from the U.S. porn industry. Remember how...
Via Busted Coverage
3 days ago  |  Discuss

Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things 31

I’m gonna bring back an article that I used to do called “Athletes Tweet the Darndest Things.” The concept is simple, check out what’s being posted on athletes twitter feeds, post the stuff that stands out. “@FactSoup: 15 Terribly-Designed Children's Toys That Only Bizarre Parents Would Love http://t.co/1xhzAhvMI5 pic.twitter.com/zjVohpFfVD”I HAD 1! — Kameron Loe...
Via Bacon Sports
12 days ago  |  Discuss

And Now His Cubs Watch Has Ended

My baseball family suffered the loss today of our most senior and most loved member, Mike Lagatutta. Mike loved singing. He loved Italian food. He loved teaching. He loved his friends as he loved family. And he loved the Cubs. He grew up in the Wrigley neighborhood and he would tell us stories of getting out of school and going to Wrigley on game days to get jobs taking down folding...
Via Obstructed View
13 days ago  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa Looks A Lot Different In Retirement

Sammy Sosa and Anthony Rizzo snapped a strange selfie. Sosa looks, um, a little different than his playing days.
Via Gamedayr
13 days ago  |  Discuss

White Sammy Sosa Seemed To Enjoy Art Basel Last Night (When He Ditched His Wife)

  I’m not sure how Sammy Sosa ended up in two different shirts and coats last night at Art Basel parties in Miami, but that’s exactly what went on with Slammin’. The big difference with the suits is that he wore the one with a tie while he was at a party with his wife. She’s not in the photos where Slammin’ isn’t wearing a tie. Maybe she went home to be with the kids...
Via Busted Coverage
17 days ago  |  Discuss

The 2015 Furious Yankee Fan Hall of Fame Ballot Sabotage Initiative

You have 10 votes. Your job is to support Yankees... and no one else. Mwa-hahahaha! So... the plan:1. Until Roger Maris is in the Hall... no Barry Bonds, no Mark McGwire, no Sammy Sosa... no sluggers whatsoever. (From now on, HR stands for Human Resources.) This is your ironclad rule of life, the first thing you tell strangers on the street. Without Roger, there is no Cooperstown...
Via IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught
24 days ago  |  Discuss

The Physics of Baseball – Robert Adair, Ph.D.

We head back to the lab for this edition of the Burning River Book Club as we take a look into The Physics of Baseball by Robert K. Adair, Ph.D. While this is an older book, originally penned in 1990, it has since been updated multiple times as can be seen by references to some players if nothing else. In addition, there have been no huge breakthroughs in the scale of physics that...
Via Burning River Baseball
26 days ago  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa: Still alive (probably), still as freaky-looking as all get-out (photo)

Ever since Sammy Sosa disappeared from Major League Baseball, he has surfaced from time to time at some various function, appearance, on his own Pinterest page or what-have-you. The prevailing reaction to each time Sosa reemerges in public elicits is the continued, utter shock at his bizarre appearance (the above haunting image is from 2010,...Read More The post Sammy Sosa: Still...
Via Sportress of Blogitude
November 18, 2014  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa Compared To A Vampire On Twitter (Photo)

  This is the image that is seen floating around Twitter. Leave it to Twitter users to put their two cents in and give their opinion on Sammy Sosa’s new ghostly skin. The whole obsession with bleaching one’s skin or desire to be a lighter skin tone is extremely outrageous. Sammy Sosa has emerged from the crypt and others also seem to think so. This is one meme we conjured up...
Via Geeks and Cleats
November 18, 2014  |  Discuss

The Extra 2%, 18.3° N Edition

Yoan Moncada has been cleared for free agency, just as soon as he gets unblocked by the U.S. Treasury Department. The Cubs had a strong presence at a workout in Guatemala on Wednesday. Since he is subject to international spending bonus pools, however, the Cubs will only have the chance to sign him if they can convince him to wait until next July. Given that the list of teams...
Via Obstructed View
November 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Greatest Clutch Moments In Chicago Sports History

Chicago sports has produced some of the most memorable moments in history, including some under the greatest pressure.  Which of those moments were the best ever? DeWayne Wise Saves A Perfect Game Situation:  His Chicago White Sox career wasn’t all that remarkable, but Dewayne Wise rose to the occasion when the team needed him, or rather pitcher Mark Buehrle needed him most...
Via Sports Mockery
November 15, 2014  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa’s Face Then Vs. Now

  I saw this JuxtaposeJS slider being used Wednesday on Kentucky Sports Radio and figured we could start a new series on BC...
Via Busted Coverage
October 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa is Looking Different Again. Again

It must be that time of year…famed creature of the night Nosferatu Sammy Sosa has emerged from his crypt and made a public appearance. The 1998 National League MVP was in Panama recently, hanging out with legendary boxer Roberto Duran and, once again, looked a few shades lighter than he did during his playing days. As you might recall, Sosa has experimented with his skin several...
Via Hall of Very Good
October 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa Pretty Much Set For Halloween

    As I noted last week, it seems that Sammy Sosa’s Halloween costume — the one he wears around town in the...
Via Busted Coverage
October 13, 2014  |  Discuss

Sammy Sosa Is White Again

  There is something crazy going on AGAIN with Sammy Sosa’s face. The photo you see above was shot over the weekend by...
Via Busted Coverage
October 07, 2014  |  Discuss

The Day Baseball Brought the Country Back Together

As we remember the 13th Anniversary of 9/11, we are reminded both what is truly important and often what we take for granted, but also how sports can help heal a nation. Sports has always had a way of uniting people to show pride in your school, city, or nation. They can offer a distraction from everday stresses which can be magnified during a time when our nation is on high alert...
Via Sports Mockery
September 11, 2014  |  Discuss

Somehow, Someway, That All Worked Out For The Cardinals

That could have been a whole lot better. That could have been a whole lot worse. Both things are true as we dig through the rubble of a 2-2 split against a bottom dwelling foe… that somehow vaulted the Cardinals into a first place tie in the NL Central. First the bad news. + The Justin Masterson trade is officially a bust. His ERA with the Cardinals is 7.90 and he’s surrendered...
Via Cardinals Diaspora
September 01, 2014  |  Discuss

Now is the Time for Cubs to Reunite With Sammy Sosa

First things first… the elephant in the room.  Did Sammy Sosa cheat?  As far as black letter law, yes.  He was caught with a corked bat on June 3, 2003.  That violates the rules, which he was caught and punished for, whether he used the bat intentionally or not.  The New York Times also reported that Sosa showed up on the 2003 survey of PED users.  Sosa himself said, under...
Via World Series Dreaming
August 19, 2014  |  Discuss

Today in Baseball History, Chicago Team Robbed of a Title

Today marks the 20th Anniversary of the 1994 when Major League Baseball canceled the rest of the season including the World Series for the eighth work stoppage in 22 years at the time. It prevented Tony Gwynn from chasing .400. It may have single handly killed the Montreal Expos franchise. Some would argue the desperation caused by the 1994 strike paved the way for steriods and the...
Via Sports Mockery
August 12, 2014  |  Discuss

Hall of Fame Changes Eligibility Rules

COOPERSTOWN, N.Y. — Over the past quarter-century, seemingly every aspect of Major League Baseball has been influenced by the steroid-era and on Saturday, the performance enhancing drug users effectively transformed the Hall of Fame. Major League Baseball’s Hall of Fame board restricted a player’s eligibility from 15 years to 10, aimed at moving on from the some-what infected...
Via Universal Takeover Sports Network
July 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Baseball Hall Of Fame Reduces Player Eligibility From 15 To 10 Years

COOPERSTOWN, N.Y. — Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire will have less time to remain eligible for the Hall of Fame ballot under changes made Saturday. The Hall of Fame’s board cut a player’s eligibility from 15 years to 10, which gives McGwire a maximum of two more appearances on the writers’ ballot. Bonds, Clemens and Sosa, shunned so far along with...
Via NESN.com
July 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Lervin’ On Ervin

How great would it be for the Braves to trade for Marlon Byrd? Byrd and Ervin reunited. Byrd, of course, would have to bleach his skin like Sammy Sosa, put a giant yellow Brillo pad on his head for hair and wear some butt-hugging shorts that even white boys got to shout, "Baby got back!" Then Isiah can show up early, kiss them all on the cheek and watch from the sidelines. Ah...
Via Razzball
July 25, 2014  |  Discuss

Ciara Looks Like Sammy Sosa at BET Awards (Photo)

  I’ve been told that this is Ciara and who am I to go against that, but the Ciara I knew never wore this much make up and wasn’t bleach blonde. I know Ciara just had a baby not too long ago but this drastic transformation is not working for her. She needs to get back to the Ciara we all know and somewhat tolerated. Here’s a Picture of Ciara at Last Year’s Awards:
Via BlackSportsOnline
June 29, 2014  |  Discuss

Guitarist Tom Morello Gives Plan to Help Cubs

Posted to Things Other Than Sports But Are Still Funny, and A Little Bit Of SportsRage Against The Machine guitarist, Tom Morello has given a seven point plan to help rescue the Cubs. Morello, a Libertyville native, is an extremely passionate Cubs fan and released told his plan at the Hot Stove Cool Music Benefit on Friday. Morello actually makes some great points, the Cubs need...
Via Sports Mockery
June 23, 2014  |  Discuss

IMAGES: Sammy Sosa’s Transformation from Dominican to Dracula

Posted to OH WOW!!Sammy Sosa was once one of the most beloved athletes in Chicago. He helped save the game of baseball in 1998 with his home run race with Mark McGwire, but a corked bat and alleged steroid use has made him an outcast in Chicago. Even more weird is the fact that Sosa has gone from a dark normal looking dominican man to a white ghostly dracula looking dude. His look...
Via Sports Mockery
June 21, 2014  |  Discuss
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