ZELOUS WHEELER NEWS

May Day! May Day! The bottom has dropped out of the Yankee lineup

Five hits last night.Five stinking hits - off of that famous dual of Koufax and Drysdale - no, wait... Ramirez and Andriese...Five meaningless hits, all from the first three batters in our lineup. After that, nothing... nada, zilch, groobah, quadringo, pssssssssssss...Over the last two seasons - an era fraught with line score zeros - Joe Giardi has regularly filled out the lower...
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9 days ago  |  Discuss

Good news: Yankee infield looks "really good." Bad news: When compared to last year.

George A. King III - the Post writer with the Times' name - wins the Glass Half Full Award for "Most Optimistic Gammonite" with his rosey outlook piece on the 2015 Yankee infield. George A III says our infrastructure looks far better - defensively - than last year's 84-win team, which finished second in the American League East, only 12-games out.Of course, it's sort of like...
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March 08, 2015  |  Discuss

No Maas says no maas

Terrible news this Christmas. My fave Yankee fan blog is going the way of Zelous Wheeler. (Not moving to Japan, but exiting.) Shortly after the new year, No Maas will be no more.I wonder if the Yankees even know what they are losing...Under the universal fan mantra, "If we had $200 million to burn, the Yankees would never lose a game," No Maas has been a great read since 2005, the...
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December 27, 2014  |  Discuss

CAPUANO RE-SIGNS

Why, why, why did we let Zelous Wheeler go to Japan?
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December 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
Via Hall of Very Good
November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
Via Hall of Very Good
November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Wisdom and Links: Obligatory Star Wars Click-Bait, Links and an Offseason Service Announcement

You may have been able to see me flip the hell out after the release of the new Star Wars teaser trailer. Well, today, I bring some Star Wars to “Wisdom and Links”, thus allowing us to reap those sweet, sweet page-views as people search for “Star Wars” on a search engine. Now, I’m not going to do the cliches like picking the baseball players with Star Wars names (Zelous...
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November 30, 2014  |  Discuss

Turkey Week: Yankees not shopping for players their fans don't really want anyway

Every day, I see the standard Chase Headley update. Actually, it's not an update. It offers no news, other than the news that there is no news. But it gives updated speculation: His back is OK, or it's not. He's seeking a four-year deal, or he's not. The Yankees want him, but not that badly.This is like deciding between a Quarter Pounder or a Big Mac. Either will fill your...
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November 29, 2014  |  Discuss

Godzelous

Zelous Wheeler - the pride of Sylacauga, Alabama - is going to Japan. Who can forget his first MLB game? He homered in his second at bat. On behalf of the Yankiverse... Good luck, Zel.
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November 21, 2014  |  Discuss

Yankees sell infielder Zelous Wheeler's contract to Golden Eagles

  The New York Yankees have sold the rights to infielder Zelous Wheeler to the Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles of Japan's Pacific League. The 27-year-old, signed by the Yankees last November, hit .193 with two homers and five RBI in 57 at-bats with New York as a rookie this year. He batted .296 with nine homers and 40 RBI at Triple-A Scranton-Wilkes-Barre. New York acquired the rights...
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November 20, 2014  |  Discuss

Yanks sell Wheeler's rights to Golden Eagles

NEW YORK (AP) The New York Yankees have sold the rights to infielder Zelous Wheeler to the Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles of Japan's Pacific League. The 27-year-old, signed by the Yankees last November, hit .193 with two homers and five RBIs in 57 at-bats with New York as a rookie this year. He batted .296 with nine homers and 40 RBIs at Triple-A Scranton-Wilkes-Barre. New York acquired...
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November 20, 2014  |  Discuss

Could 2015 bring us the same Yankee team... plus A-Rod?

Chase, Chris, Brandon, Zelous and Jeff Francis. Remember him?Here's an idea: Put up that rejected school budget for another vote! See what happens!The Evil Empire grapevine is buzzing with anticipation about the team skillfully re-signing its Big Three: Chase Headley, Brandon McCarthy and Chris Capuano! But why limit our dreams? If Cashman can also snag Stephen Drew, we would have...
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November 10, 2014  |  Discuss

Addison Russell, 2015 Fantasy Outlook

This post is gonna look so prescient when Starlin Castro is traded to the Yankees at the Winter Meetings. What, you thought the Yankees were going into the season with Brendan Ryan at short? Zelous Wheeler? Richard Roundtree? He's a complicated man that no one understands but his woman. I tried to have Cougs agree to the Theme from Shaft as our first dance. Couldn't pull it...
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November 03, 2014  |  Discuss

Open Letter to Joe Girardi: It's payback time in Tampa; don't play Jeter tonight

Dear Joe,First off, one suggestion: A daily cocktail application of Zyprexa and Lamictal can ensure an effective "happy blanket" through rough periods. Feel free to experiment!Secondly, it's time for a little Florida sinkhole pushback.For months now, the wretched, mostly invisible fans of Tampa have hoarded and scalped tickets to tonight's Yankee game, believing it will...
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September 17, 2014  |  Discuss

Martin Prado lost for playoffs

Prado's appendix burst - the rare sign of a Yankee batter with guts.If we win all remaining games and take the final, away-team-advantage, one-game wild-card picnic basket, Zelous Wheeler might play 2B.
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September 16, 2014  |  Discuss

Tanaka very close to returning this season

The Yankees are still staying consistent with their plans to get Masahiro Tanaka back on the mound this season. Tanaka threw a 45-pitch three inning simulated game this afternoon to Chris Young, Zelous Wheeler, Antoan Richardson and Austin Romine, and came out feeling very encouraged. Tanaka said he felt better then he did during his last simulated game in Detriot, and manager Joe...
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September 09, 2014  |  Discuss

Yankees game 132: Tigers walk off to take series

#454293902 / gettyimages.com New York Yankees 2 — Detroit Tigers 3 Yankees cannot escape ninth inning jam in series finale. The Yankees turned to Hiroki Kuroda today and he would pitch a good game despite giving up the first run of the game in the second inning after a pair of singles and a sacrifice fly by Alex Avila. After no hits in the first two innings, Zelous Wheeler would...
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August 28, 2014  |  Discuss

Here we go: Time for a Yanknado... or Yankeegeddon

In the course of a season, there is always a handful of series that you can see coming from a vast distance, like a swirling dust storm full of Curt Schillings.Usually, it's a three-game set against Boston, or a West Coast swing, which has all the trappings of a 2 a.m. visit to an emergency room, with your stomach-pump working overtime.Tonight, the Yankees start perhaps the...
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August 26, 2014  |  Discuss

Yankees game 129: Eight runs make it five straight

#454156596 / gettyimages.com New York Yankees 8 — Kansas City Royals 1 The Yankees had to make a stop to visit the Royals and make up a rain out. Against Royals pitcher James Shields, an error of his own doing would prove costly. After two scoreless innings, Ichiro Suzuki would hit a ground ball back to Shields, the pitcher would attempt to make the play at first but Ichiro would...
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August 25, 2014  |  Discuss
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