You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em. Know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run because there’s grenades, armed gunmen, friggin’ rounds flying by like it’s ‘Nam (with Germans) and you’re in the **** and all you want is for this fat **** to stop yapping so you concentrate on trying to win some bread because it’s hard enough making a final table without a bunch of heavy **** going down and you better bolt before your **** gets blown off without getting Doyle Brunson’s autograph first (or something) …
That exact scenario unfolded at a hotel in Berlin on Saturday where a 1000-player, five-day European Poker Tour event was being held.
“Several masked, armed individuals entered the Grand Hyatt Hotel and fled with a haul of money,” German police spokeswoman Heidi Vogt said.
The robbers were armed with assault rifles and hand grenades, but no one was seriously injured during the attack.
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