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    <description>Recent articles about Channing Crowder</description>
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      <title>Week 1 TC Recap&amp;#8230;Defense Shines?</title>
      <description>While there are tons of changes on the offensive side of the ball, there are more on the defensive side.&#160; For the first time in 12 years, no Zach Thomas and no Jason Taylor.&#160;
While the fans will miss their numbers, apparently they won't notice their play missing.&#160; Of course we will.
The defense seems to be [...]</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:10:03 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/300116</link>
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      <title>Sparano Talks</title>
      <description>The Miami Dolphins released a transcript of the Tony Sparano&#160;press conference following today practice.&#160; By the way, I know it's a pain in the rear to have to read the rest of something on a separate page, but with all the news lately, the front page wouldn't hold it all.&#160; Sorry for the inconvenience.&#160; 

(On [...]</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:42:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/297698</link>
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      <title>AFC EAST POSITION BATTLES</title>
      <description>Jets position battles

July 25, 2008 10:05 AM

Posted by ESPN.com's Tim Graham
	
Pennington	Clemens

Here's a look at two major competitions at Jets camp:

Quarterback: Chad Pennington vs. Kellen Clemens

Given the market, the glamorous position and Brett Favre rumors that won't die, this could be the NFL's most scrutinized competition.

Neither Pennington nor Clemens will inspire Jets fans to start making reservations for a February trip to Tampa, but somebody has to be the starter for a team that could contend for the playoffs if the offensive line comes together and they get enough breaks.

Pennington is the savvier quarterback but lacks the arm to ignite the downfield game, which is why he lost his job last year to the young Clemens. Clemens has that sexy arm strength but doesn't make enough wise decisions under pressure. No matter who had the job, the Jets' offense staggered through a 4-12 campaign.

Jets coach Eric Mangini is portraying the competition as a coin flip and said the reps would be split 50-50 until a clear leader emerges. That probably won't be for another three weeks at the earliest.

Intensity Index: Red hot
	
Baker	Franks

Tight end: Chris Baker (vs. the Jets) vs. Bubba Franks vs. Dustin Keller

There's all sorts of drama swirling around the Jets' tight end position. Some of it has to do with Baker's desire for a new contract. Baker, coming off a 41-catch season, has accused the front office of not coming through on promises to restructure his deal.

Meanwhile, the club added veteran free agent Franks and drafted the dangerous Keller 30th overall.

Franks was a three-time Pro Bowler for Green Bay, but he was cut after injuries limited him last year to eight games and 18 receptions. He's a bit worn down, but he's still 6-foot-6 and can catch. That's what made him one of Favre's favorite red zone targets

The Jets traded up to get Keller, making him the first receiver or tight end chosen in the draft. He's not known for blocking, but he's a slick target with exceptional hands. He caught 68 passes for 881 yards and seven TDs last year for Purdue.

Intensity Index: Red hot


IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE REST OF THE AFC EAST, CLICK THE LINK</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:17:49 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/296416</link>
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      <title>Training Camp In 2&amp;#8230;</title>
      <description>For the last 10 years the question of "If" has surrounded the Miami Dolphins offense.&#160; While this year, that has not changed, what has changed is that it is now just as pertinent to the Miami Dolphins defense.&#160; Forget about the losses of Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor, there are more questions surrounding the direction [...]</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:03:37 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/295363</link>
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      <title>21 Million Dollars In Cap Space</title>
      <description>Updating the salary cap situation for the Miami Dolphins after the Jason Taylor trade, the Phins now have roughly 21 million dollars of cap room.  While it is unlikely that the Phins will be able to spend even half of it this year, there may be a way for the management team to roll [...]</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:30:57 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/293740</link>
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      <title>Dolphins LB wrecks car, leaves scene</title>
      <description>"It was a Channing Crowder mystery. Florida Highway Patrol troopers found the Dolphin linebacker's mangled 2007 pickup truck on the shoulder of a northbound exit ramp from Florida's Turnpike at 5:15 a.m. Wednesday morning. But where was Crowder? And what about the two items he left behind: a firearm and crutches."</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:27:09 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/81479</link>
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      <title>Week 13 Gridiron IDP Roundup</title>
      <description>Friday's FIO weekly fantasy football columns deals with those leagues that implement Individual Defensive Players (IDP) - co-founder &amp; editor Matt Hinzpeter discusses some of the key defensive players to keep an eye on in Week 13. Check this article each and every week on Fridays.

NOTE: Included in this week's installment of the FIO IDP Report is a look back at the loss of Redskin's safety Sean Taylor.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:10:53 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/39660</link>
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      <title>Friday: Week 10 IDP Roundup</title>
      <description>Friday's FIO weekly fantasy football columns deals with those leagues that implement Individual Defensive Players (IDP) - co-founder &amp; editor Matt Hinzpeter discusses some of the key defensive players to keep an eye on in Week 10. Check this article each and every week on Fridays.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:58:16 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/35246</link>
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      <title>Did You Really Think Channing Was THAT Stupid?</title>
      <description>Channing's parting words for the British fans that thought his time at the University of Florida was a waste other than for football&#8230;

    "I'm quite intelligent," Crowder said, laughing. "I got a 1280 on the SATs. I don't know if you take that over here. I'm a pretty smart guy. I was joking. I'm a joker on the team. I guess, internationally they don't know that &#8230; I know exactly where London is."</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:48:46 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/33381</link>
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      <title>Dolphins LB just found out that English is spoken in England</title>
      <description>Dolphins LB Channing Crowder says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the
countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I
know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a
football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know
to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure
that's a coincidental name."
He apparently had a 3.5 GPA and graduated early.  Lets hope this former Gator is kidding around.  There is some funny commentary in the "comments" section below.   Apparently the smartest kid at U of F in 2005 had a 2.8 GPA.  And to think USF has poor academic standards!</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:08:19 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/32863</link>
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      <title>Channing Crowder Kills Me</title>
      <description>I have a bunch of stuff to post, but I had to let it all slide for a couple hours in order to share this amazing story from the Palm Beach Post. It highlights my boy, Channing Crowder (former Florida Gator and current Miami Dolphin), and his hopefully joking attitude.

When asked about the upcoming game in London, England against the New York Giants, Crowder had this to say:

    "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries, I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

    "He's [Dolphin's practice squad receiver, Marvin Allen] from London? I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because &#226;&#8364;" I don't want to say he didn't look the part because that's a stereotype &#226;&#8364;" but he didn't look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing."

Somewhere in the interview, he also mentioned that he didn't know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London [Crowder learns he won't need translator in London].

I figured that I might as well help a brother out. So here you go Channing&#226;&#8364;&#166;a map of Europe just for you. London is located in the UK, which is colored blue (I feel like I am in a Southwest Airlines commercial).

Map of Europe

-Darren Heitner</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:44:36 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/32831</link>
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      <title>Morning Quotable:  Channing Crowder is Clueless</title>
      <description>On his upcoming trip to London....

    "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," Crowder said. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

    "I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

    When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowder's standup routine didn't miss a beat.

    "He's from London?" Crowder said. "I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because &#226;&#8364;" I don't want to say he didn't look the part because that's a stereotype &#226;&#8364;" but he didn't look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing."</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:25:49 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/32819</link>
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      <title>Friday: Week 7 IDP Roundup</title>
      <description>Friday's FIO weekly fantasy football columns deals with those leagues that implement Individual Defensive Players (IDP) - co-founder &amp; editor Matt Hinzpeter discusses some of the key defensive players to keep an eye on in Week 7. Check this article each and every week on Fridays.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:41:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/31971</link>
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      <title>Friday: Week 4 IDP Roundup</title>
      <description>Friday's FIO weekly fantasy football columns deals with those leagues that implement Individual Defensive Players (IDP) - co-founder &amp; editor Matt Hinzpeter discusses some of the key defensive players to keep an eye on in Week 4. Check this article each and every week on Fridays.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:29:13 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article/28834</link>
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