Yardbarker: Najeh Davenport

Orlando Brown Wants His Ex-Wife To Dial His Fart

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:34:00 -0500

The Deuce finds Orlando Brown's lack of creativity disturbing. How dare he attempt to mimic Deuce patron saint Najeh Davenport? There's only one Deuce and he's a model in Pittsburgh. You wanna make some magic? Do something original. Breaking in a residence and dropping a deuce is played out like Kwame and the ******* polka dots. Who rock the spot? Biggie! Former Brown and Raven Brown was arrested for breaking into his ex-wife's foreclosed house and trashing it. According to c...

NAJEH. DAVENPORT. CAR. CHASE.

Tue, 19 May 2009 19:45:02 -0500

The last time we heard from former Steeler RB Najeh Davenport, he was getting out of football and into male modeling, giving us dramatic photos like the one you see above.

This time around, Najeh's back in the news, but for a completely different non-football-related reason. It seems that The Dump Truck left his 1970 Chevy Impala running outside of his home, proving too tempting for one Rodney Terrell Green, who promptly hopped in Najeh's ride and high-tailed in with Davenport in hot pursuit, giving us a Dukes of Hazzard-esque storyline that I could not have dreamed in my wildest imagination.

The chase ended up exactly where car chases always end up in Pittsburgh...the Brownsville Road Foodland parking lot, where Davenport spotted Green in the parking lot and stopped him with the help of witnesses until police arrived.

Green will be charged with four counts of accidents involving damage to unattended vehicle or property, theft by unlawful taking or disposition and receiving stolen property. And Davenport adds to his tremendously colorful non-football resume, which I would argue rivals any other running back in recent history.

Former Steeler Davenport Chases Down Car Thief In Carrick [WTAE]

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STEELER BASKETBALL UPDATE

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:02:10 -0500

A few weeks ago, I asked the readers to please forward me any info on Steeler offseason basketball games. To the best of my knowledge, there's no schedule of all the games on the web, so I'll do my best to keep up with them. I attended one last year and it was really a nice event for a good cause, so I highly encourage you to check it out if and when a game comes to your area. The game I watched featured Najeh Davenport and Max Starks, and other games have had appearances from bigger stars such as Ben Roethlisberger and James Harrison.

The latest announced games:

Friday, April 3:

13th Annual Cops and Kids vs. the Steelers Basketball game, 7 PM, Carrick High School Gym. *Bonus: Mayor Luke Steelerstahl will be suiting up for the police team!

Wednesday, April 15:

Steelers vs. Howard Hanna Real Estate Services, 8 PM, Canon-McMillan HS gymnasium.

Thursday, April 23:

Steelers vs. Monessen High School faculty, time TBA, Monessen HS gymnasium.

Wednesday, May 6:

Steelers vs. Slippery Rock University faculty, 8 PM, Morrow Field House.

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NAJEH IS NOW A MALE MODEL

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:58:49 -0500

"I've been a professional athlete for the pass 7 years, and right now this is the next stage. I really hope to learn the business from meeting more people through the site, to help me further my career."

That's the ModelMayhem.com profile of former Steeler running back Najeh Davenport, which apparently signals the end of his NFL career. His final totals: 73 games, 394 carries, 1819 yards rushing, 16 touchdowns, and one poop joke that bloggers simply refuse to retire. He will be missed from the NFL community.

Model Mayhem: Najeh, Pittsburgh [ModelMayhem.com]

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Colts RB Najeh Davenport To Return Kicks On Sunday

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:39:22 -0500

Davenport, a veteran running back who signed with the Colts as a free agent earlier this week, almost certainly will handle the teamA's kickoff duties...

Colts Sign Former Steelers RB Davenport

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:04:11 -0500

From: ProFootballTalk.com Well, running back Najeh Davenport's revolving door in Pittsburgh has finally come to an end. The man known in these parts as Dookie signed with the Colts today, a league source tells us. Davenport was drafted by the Packers several years ago, and has been an on-again, off-again member of the Steelers over the [...]

Colts Sign RB Najeh Davenport

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:23:19 -0500

Well, running back Najeh DavenportA's revolving door in Pittsburgh has finally come to an end. The man known in these parts as Dookie signed with the...

Steelers drop a 'deuce'

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:02:55 -0500

Let's hope this isn't the last we see of Nahjeh. There is never a limit to the amount of fecal humor that sports fans will find hysterical.

The Constitutional Vol. "Back From Break"

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:50:32 -0500

Aaaaaaaand we are back. I hope all had a nice winter holiday, I know did. We missed a ton over the last couple weeks (like the Najeh Davenport playing thing) that we were sporadically posting, but we'll come on strong heading into and through the new year. Its good to be back...Welcome to the Constitutional, enjoy the links

Najeh Davenport and Mr. Hankey Wish You A Merry Christmas!

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:49:04 -0500

Are Steelers fans ready for Dookie Davenport and his friend for the playoffs, Mr. Hankey - the Christmas Poo? Maybe a little Photoshop will help ease the transition....

Mad Sh*tter Saves Pittsburgh; Takes a Dump on Willie Parker Fantasy Owners

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:21:30 -0500

Najeh Davenport, aka The Mad Sh*tter, carried the Steelers to a much need victory last night against the Rams. And crushed the hopes of fantasy footballers who own Willie Parker and are making a championship run. Like they say in poker, "that's fantasy football"

Daven Holly Wants Hines Ward for Dirty Hit (Video)

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:59:33 -0500

Hines Ward likes to hit guys who aren't expecting it. That's fine when it happens before the end of a play, but last year, Ward took out Daven Holly when the Pittsburgh runner was pretty much down. Holly has stated that he thinks it is borderline and he welcomes the opportunity to get back at ward. Click through to see the hit.

Najeh Davenport Arrested, and Austin Scott Charged w/ Rape

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:34:18 -0500

You woulda thought Najeh learned about committing stupid crimes after he was arrested for breaking in a womans house and taking a dump in her closet a few years ago... I guess not. The Criminal Fantasy League Standings have been updated.