Yardbarker: Jeff Quinney

Beyond the 'Tiger Void'

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:36:46 -0500

If it has to do with golf, it has to do with Tiger Woods. And with the 'great one' down an out with a knee injury, all the talk has been about the now infamous 'Tiger void.' But at Screaming Sports' Tommy D details, there are several golfers filling that empty space ... both on the course and in your fantasy lineup.

PGA Busts of the Week: AT&T National - Congressional Country Club - Bethesda, MD

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:49:45 -0500

Screaming Sports' Tommy D closes the day with his now famed PGA Busts of the Week, which details what golfers didn't quite live up to the hype or just fell flat on their faces. He lists three golfers that just didn't bring their A-game at the AT&T National.

PGA Weekly Sleepers: AT&T Classic - Congressional Country Club - Bethesda, MD

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:18:01 -0500

Screaming Sports' Tommy D rounds out the day with his heralded PGA tournament sleepers piece. He lists three players (one from each class) that could surprise you during the AT&T Classic.

TOP 10 PGA TOUR CHANGES AFTER THE LOSS OF TIGER WOODS

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:37:14 -0500

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

The PGA Tour is staring down the barrel at months of lower ratings in the wake of Tiger Woods' knee rehabilitation. How are they planning to compensate for the expected revenue and ratings loss?

10. Rocco Mediate has to grow a sinister mustache to twirl as he gloats over how he "took out Tiger"

9. DJ Trahan, Kenny Perry and Jeff Quinney have to undergo controversial deep tanning bed treatments

8. 40% of field now required to wear a red shirt on Sundays, in the hopes of tricking casual viewers

7. New nicknames mandated for Lion Mickelson, Cheetah Singh and Screaming Lemur Garcia

6. Exciting new "whip it out" rule for players with shorter drives on the back nine on Sundays

5. The awesome power and majesty that is a Colin Montgomerie Dunk Tank

4. Unnamed scientists from the Bay Area brought in as "swing and nutrition consultants"

3. PGA Tour Commissioner TIm Finchem to give away one million dollars to one lucky viewer every week; Finchem also plans to start hitting slow players with steel chairs

2. Jack Nicklaus forced to come back in a powered exo-skeleton

1. Belitting all tournament winners until one of them snaps

PGA Start 'Em Sit 'Em: The Memorial Tournament - Muirfield Village Golf Club - Dublin, OH

Wed, 28 May 2008 07:36:32 -0500

Who should you start this week at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin, OH? Well, of course Tommy D has that answer for you. But he goes above and beyond this week -- recommending at least one golfer in each group that you should sit as well.

PGA Top Weekly Performances: Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial - Colonial Country Club - Ft. Worth, TX

Tue, 27 May 2008 07:52:54 -0500

Which PGA superstars stole the show at the Crowne Plaza Invitational? Screaming Sports' Tommy D is here to answer that very question. He hands out a gold, silver and bronze award to the three players who lived up to all the hype.

PGA Start 'Em Sit 'Em: Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial - Colonial Country Club - Ft. Worth, TX

Wed, 21 May 2008 07:02:22 -0500

Who should you start this week at the Crowne Plaza Invitational in Ft. Worth, TX? Well, of course Screaming SPorts' Tommy D has that answer for you. But he goes above and beyond this week -- recommending at least one golfer in each group that you should sit as well.