Yardbarker: Keyshawn Johnson

Monday Night Key Matchups: Saints Defense vs. Patriots Offense

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:07:16 -0500

No, I'm not talking about Tom Benson's matching Fleur-de-lis suspenders and socks, although I'm sure Keyshawn Johnson would love to know all about that. No, I'm talking about the critical on field matchups between certain Saints and Patriots players that fans might want to keep an eye on, how they help or hurt the Saints, and why ultimately, I think the Saints should win this game. (Publishing note: I'm splitting this into two posts because a) it was getting too long, ...

Derrick Mason lets you know that Keyshawn Johnson is the bum

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:19:02 -0500

In some conference call before this weekend's Ravens vs. Chiefs game, interior designer/NFL analyst Keyshawn Johnson(notes) spoke unflatteringly about the Ravens receiving corps. I didn't hear about it at the time, but it seems that Johnson, who was asked about the Ravens possibly deficient receiving corps, said, "You want a bum, you pay a bum." The Ravens receivers, carrying their belongings in a bandana tied to the end of a stick while drinking out of a bottle labele...

Derrick Mason wants you to know that Keyshawn Johnson is the bum

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:19:02 -0500

Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!"

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:15:34 -0500

Gifted trash talkers as they are, Keyshawn Johnson and Chris Carter's insults do not always prove true. After ******** all over Baltimore's offense, calling Joe Flacco "a bum," Baltimore exploded Sunday and fired back at the analysts. Who's the bum now? Derick Mason demanded to know following Baltimore's 500 yard, 38-point offensive showcase against the Chiefs yesterday. In the wake of the victory, the former retiree WR made this rebuttal to current retiree WRs Kes...

“Just give me the damn wallpaper!”

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:30:06 -0500

Keyshawn Johnson: “Mr. Johnson was an exceptionally good football player, and he appears to be at least a competent and knowledgeable designer … But he may need to gain some humility if his design career, not to mention his reality show, is to succeed.” Did anyone watch his new home design show on Saturday? Our [...]

Keyshawn Johnson rips Brandon Marshall, Anquan Boldin

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:00:45 -0500

Never one to pass on the opportunity to speak his mind, Keyshawn Johnson ripped Brandon Marshall and Anquan Boldin in a recent article by SI.com’s Don Banks. “Brandon Marshall, what have you ever done?” Johnson said. “You went to one Pro Bowl, maybe two. You caught a bunch of balls because they threw them to you. [...]

Keyshawn Johnson named "Best Dressed Man"

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:15:38 -0500

At a recent fashion awards show in New York, Keyshawn Johnson was named "Best Dressed Man". The same Keyshawn who sported a pink polka dot tie at the NFL Draft. We bet new ESPN co-analyst Don Cherry is demanding a recount.

Someone Send Meds

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:46:34 -0500

WARNING: Staring directly at Keyshawn Johnson may cause you to contract an STD.

Terrell Owens vs Keyshawn Johnson

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:56:58 -0500

I honestly didn't even know this was going to be an issue but I should have known better than to think that Terrell Owens could keep his mouth shut for too long. After some comments made directly to him from former Dallas Cowboy Keyshawn Johnson on ESPN's NFL sunday countdown. It's interesting though because both of these guys are known to have big mouths.

Terrell Owens Spills Popcorn On Keyswhan's Parade

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:44:52 -0500

Why is Keyshawn Johnson opening his damn mouth? Idiot!

Hey, Key

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:50:15 -0500

Nice suit you got on today. This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?

Video: Keyshawn's Tense Interview w/ Chad Johnson

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:47:39 -0500

Keyshawn Johnson interviewed Chad Johnson for ESPN's NFL Sunday Countdown and the situation got a little tense. Keyshawn agrees with the emerging belief that Chad's celebrating has become a distraction and had no problem letting him know. Keyshawn spent his entire career being an outspoken maverick in the NFL but now that he's got a suit on behind the desk, he's turned into a complete tool. When the Bengals were winning, Chad Johnson was a great thing for the NFL, he was fun and happy (unlike the mean spirited Terrell Owens). But now that the team is 1-4, he's a distraction... how predictable

Thoughts about ESPN NOW and how it relates to my alarming rates of anger

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:40:21 -0500

ESPN Now has created a whole lot of buzz, so here's a little more to flame the fire. Keyshawn Johnson is lame.

For Shame Panthers, For Shame

Wed, 02 May 2007 10:29:18 -0500

We take the Panthers to task for releasing Keyshawn Johnson.