Yardbarker: LaMont Jordan

Broncos Sign Former Patriot Running Back LaMont Jordan

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:03:15 -0500

The Broncos have brought in a former Patriot running back, as today the team signed LaMont Jordan for two years at $2.5 million according to KDVR TV. He

Cardinals w/ Options in the 09 Draft at Running Back

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:23:51 -0500

No Knowshon? No Problem. No matter who is throwing the passes for the Cardinals in 2009, the running game must improve. Despite the fact that the Cardinals met with free agent running back LaMont Jordan on Monday, the draft seems like the most immediate way to achieve this goal. Finding a ...

Cardinals w/ Options in the 09 Draft at Running Back

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:32:44 -0500

Patriots RB LaMont Jordan Unlikely To Return

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:42:52 -0500

Patriots free-agent RB LaMont Jordan is likely to be playing on his fourth team since 2004 next season. The Patriots? swell of running backs on their...

Lowest Expectations Ever

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:32:03 -0500

Sorry, that is disgusting I know, but it's official. The Detroit Lions have succeeded in sucking all life as a fan out of my body. After giving up 220 yards to the poor man's Lamont Jordan, I don't even know where to throw myself.

Let's put this in perspective here folks, the Falcons suck. Before I even begin this balls out tirade, please focus your attention on this link of the 2008 ESPN Power Rankings. Keep scrolling... Yep, there they are way down there at the bottom. The Falcons are #32, which - if you're keeping track - is the worst fucking team in the NFL. You know what's the scariest part of the equation? The Atlanta offensive line is by most accounts, one of the absolute worst in the league.

We knew the Lions had issues on the defensive line, but this is bloody horrifying. It's a good thing they are so confident in that secondary, because they are going to need to make a shitload of tackles if this keeps up. Unfortunately, they couldn't even attempt to stop the run against a fucking rookie quarterback debut. Jesus H, think they might try to run the ball? Anger.

Oh by the way, besides Michael Turner's 220, the Falcons managed another 101 on the ground for a total of 321 rushing yards with an 8.2 yards per carry average. That's even hard to do in Bill Walsh College Football with Tony Rice running the Notre Dame triple option.

Coach Rod Marinelli had this killer insight to say about it in a postgame interview.

"It's tackling. Anybody can see that," Lions coach Rod Marinelli said. "The fits were OK, but we've got to wrap up. And we've got to get more hats on the ball."

That sounds like a cliche high school coach. Hit. Wrap. Lift. Drive. Simple as that. Let's go boys.

What happens when you go up against a good offensive line with some semblance of a passing game? Then do you blame it on "just not having it today?" How about admitting this team is the laughing stock of not just the NFL, but of all sports and of all time.

Well, if there is one good thing to come out of this embarrassing week 1 blowout and another crap year, it's that we won't get out hopes up this time, which I guess is better than last year. At least know we know what to expect. Nothing.Subscribe to us

Tom Brady has a new Girlfriend: Lamont Jordan

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:38:22 -0500

Watch out Gisele! Watch out AFC East! Watch out Giants... hurts to say that. The Patriots backfield just got deeper by adding Mr. Big Stuff Lamont Jordan. Click through for the picture!

Jordan told once again to keep away

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:54:22 -0500

Nothing we didn't see coming, but ESPN is reporting that the Oakland Raiders have told running back LaMont Jordan to stay away from the Napa training facilities. Jordan would like to be cut, but the Raiders are still adamant about trading him. If Jordan leaves Oakland pissed off because the Raiders held onto him for so long, limiting his chance to start for any other team, the feeling will be mutual. Jordan has burned a lot of bridges while in Oakland, and deserves nothing but the door...

Should Saints Pursue Lamont Jordan?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:01:38 -0500

Mike Detillier, well respected in the Saints community, wrote an article on how the Saints should seek a trade for Raiders RB Lamont Jordan. I don't really understand how sending a draft pick for Lamont Jordan makes any sense. There are a ton of quality running backs available including a league MVP from a few seasons [...]

June 1st: What happened to the Oakland Raiders cutting Jordan?

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:04:34 -0500

You hear about it beginning as soon as the last game whistle of the season blows for each team. Players that have outlived their usefulness in the current uniform that they're wearing. In some cases, it's talked about before a team has even finished its season. The June 1st cuts. For many veterans coming off of a bad season or being replaced due to injury by a younger player, this is the reality of the NFL.

2 runningbacks who may be cut

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:40:11 -0500

1. LaMont Jordan: What are the Raiders waiting for? If they don't release him soon, it looks like they are considering keeping Jordan until the NFL Draft. If they don't draft someone at the position, he has an outside chance to stick at a reduced price. 2. Shaun Alexander: If T.J. Duckett signs, the Seahawks will be in position to cut Alexander should they use a first-round pick at running back. Just a thought. these are 2 running backs that acording to pro football talk may ...

Justin Fargas Out for Fantasy Superbowls

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:29:07 -0500

Huggy Bear Jr., Justin Fargas will miss the remainder of the season after spraining his MCL against the Colts.

Shocking Fantasy Football Start'em Sit'em Sleepers

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:54:51 -0500

Come and see if you've seen any of these players on anyone else's list.