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    <title>Yardbarker: Jared Lorenzen</title>
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      <title>Protest Beard</title>
      <description>I feel like this could catch on. The "livestrong bracelet" for 2008. Except this is actually for an important cause people care about. Two New York teams have made devastating personnel moves. &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2008/06/26/2008-06-26_knicks_gamble_on_danilo_gallinari_in_dra.html"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/06/23/2008-06-23_giants_waive_backup_quarterback_jared_lo.html"&gt; and especially this&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First on the Knicks. Take a gander at &lt;a href="http://www.basketballreference.com/draft/draftteam.htm?tm=NYK&amp;lg=n"&gt;their draft history&lt;/a&gt;. It makes me want to gnaw the scalp off of every child Brangelina adopts. The untrained eye might fail to see the putrid attempt at foreign scouting this team has done. Maciej Lampe? Slavko Vranes? Oh don't forget about &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=jQZI13lRibw"&gt;this bag o'douche&lt;/a&gt;. Referred to in French as "le dunk de morte" it translates to "tell me how my balls taste, Frederick." Now, the Knicks once again tried their hands at plucking players over international waters and all I really wanted was Eric Gordon. But, you know, Danillo had "a great two day workout" which should obviously supplant the season by one of the best players in college this year. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A week before that, the Giants waived Jared Lorenzen, aka J-Load, Pillsbury Throwboy, Hefty Lefty, etc. Sure the Giants were rivaling the quarterback fetish of Gruden in Tampa with Eli, Lorenzen, Anthony Wright, David Carr, and Andr&#233; Woodson on the roster, but why the guy who came out 13lbs 3 oz (I shart you not). Yes, it would have been catastrophic if Eli's injury after week 3 actually was serious and the 285lb southpaw was handed the reigns to Big Blue. But I feel that giving David Carr the backup spot is like giving Nick Hogan the keys to your John Deere. It may not seem like a big deal, but somehow you know something really bad could happen. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I eluded to in the beginning, I am trying to start a worthwhile cause to demonstrate just analogous the roster moves by these teams feels. &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru"&gt;Well, it kinda feels like this&lt;/a&gt;. But now I introduce Protest Beard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gp9tyGwzww8/SHLx0CwKSII/AAAAAAAAA6s/cuYLXGYyP7I/s1600-h/Picture+26.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gp9tyGwzww8/SHLx0CwKSII/AAAAAAAAA6s/cuYLXGYyP7I/s400/Picture+26.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220500794470189186" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now first, you may be asking... Hype, what qualifies as a beard? I feel that a beard is in fact a "beard" when you could put on K-Swiss and a sweatshirt from some East Coast vacation spot enscribed on it and pass for homeless. I don't expect Protest Beard to catch on, but then again, did Reagan really expect the wall to fall down that quick? So for the next week, month, or year... put down the Mach 5 and the tea-oil based face lotion. Accept the fact that girls won't talk to you. And grow a Protest Beard. Bye Jared. See you in hell you round mound of touchdown...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ynMZkDKmhE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ynMZkDKmhE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:02:57 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>TAKE THE "NFL: ON A ROSTER OR OFF" QUIZ</title>
      <description>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 222px; HEIGHT: 241px" height="290" src="http://www.bankrollsports.com/picks-images/NFL-Football.jpg" width="222" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;To celebrate the start of another NFL season, we're going to play a little game, inspired by my viewing of every NFL roster multiple times due to recent fantasy football drafts and my brother and I asking each other, "Does _____ still play?" about eight times a day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Here's how it goes: I name the NFL player (or coach), and you guess whether they're on an NFL roster/coaching staff or not. In honor of this season ending with Super Bowl 43, the quiz will be 43 men deep. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;How well do you know your NFL rosters and coaching staffs? &lt;em&gt;(Rosters as per &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://subscribers.footballguys.com/apps/depthchart.php"&gt;&lt;em&gt;footballguys.com&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;, answer key and scoring chart follows the quiz).&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The players: on a roster right now or not?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;1. Fullback Mike Alstott&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;2. RB Anthony Thomas&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;3. Fullback Lorenzo Neal&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;4. QB Brad Johnson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;5. QB Patrick Ramsey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;6. RB JJ Arrington&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;7. QB Jared Lorenzen&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 246px; HEIGHT: 386px" height="475" src="http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Super+Bowl+XLII+1chWKTDpqEwl.jpg" width="246" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;8. WR Josh Reed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;9. RB Nick Goings&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;10. Coach Mike Mularkey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 256px; HEIGHT: 341px" height="558" src="http://www.mikesautographs.com/Mike%20Mularkey.jpg" width="256" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;11. Coach Mike Zimmer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;12. QB Brian St. Pierre&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;13. WR Antonio Bryant&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;14. RB Onterrio Smith&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;15. QB Chris Simms&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;16. QB Mark Brunell&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;17. QB Trent Green&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;18. RB Ron Dayne&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;19. Coach Jim Fassel&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;20. QB Marques Tuiasosopo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;21. DL Gerard Warren&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;22. WR Ike Hilliard&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;23. RB Najeh Davenport&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 256px; HEIGHT: 170px" height="209" src="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200806/davenportmug_500.jpg" width="256" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;24. QB Charlie Frye&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;25. RB TJ Duckett&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;26. Coach Dennis Green&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;27. LB Lavar Arrington&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;28. Coach Ron Rivera &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;29. Coach Jim Mora (the son, who apparently isn't "Junior")&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;30. WR Koren Robinson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="233" src="http://belmontfrontporch.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/koren-robinson.jpg" width="239" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;31. RB Kevan Barlow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;32. Coach Jim Haslett&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;33. Coach Bill Callahan&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="275" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R1MwClm7RZI/AAAAAAAAD78/yOKcp5s2d08/s400/BillCallahan.jpg" width="359" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;34. DE Courtney Brown&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;35. RB Travis Minor&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;36. QB Chris Weinke&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;37. Coach Chan Gailey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;38. DB Hank Poteat&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;39. WR Mike Williams&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;40. Coach Dom Capers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;41. Coach Mike Tice&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/football/nfl/03/08/banks.tice/p1_tice-030805-getty.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;42. WR Troy Brown&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;43. WR Quincy Morgan&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="331" src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04JKbcl9lHeVw/610x.jpg" width="406" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ANSWER KEY:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;1. No- The 6-time Pro Bowler retired in January of 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;2. No- He's currently after a free agent, most recently suiting up 10 times for Buffalo in 2007.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;3. Yes- He'll be clearing the way for Willis McGahee in Baltimore.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;4. Yes - He's Tony Romo's primary backup in Dallas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;5. Yes - He's the top backup to Jay Cutler in Denver.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;6. Yes- He's still kicking around as a backup for the Arizona Cardinals&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;7. No - The hefty lefty is currently unemployed after spending 2008 training camp with Indy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;8. Yes- He's listed as the 4th WR in Buffalo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;9. Yes -The former Pitt Panther is still a Carolina Panther. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;10. Yes- The former Steeler assistant is now the QB coach in Atlanta.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;11. No- The well-traveled assistant is the defensive coordinator for Cincinnati.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;12. Yes- The man once impersonated in Pittsburgh is Ken Whisenhunt's 3rd option in Arizona.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;13. Yes- After missing the entire 2007 season, Bryant is a Tampa Bay Buc.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;14. No - "The Whizzinator" was released by Minnesota in 2006 and never played in the NFL again. He was &lt;a href="http://www.kcra.com/news/16136597/detail.html"&gt;arrested with a DUI in May, 2008&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;15. No- He was cut by Tampa in 2008 and is looking for work.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;16. Yes- The ageless Brunell will backup Drew Brees in New Orleans.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;17. Yes - Green is still alive and backing up Marc Bulger in St. Louis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;18. No- The 2007 Houston Texan is currently a free agent.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;19. No- The former Giants head coach is now a broadcaster for Westwood One.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;20. Yes- He's back in Oakland after spending 2007 with the Jets.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;21. Yes- The 3rd overall pick in 2001 in Oakland for a second season.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;22. Yes - The 7th pick in the 1997 draft will suit up for Tampa Bay in 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;23. No - The former Packer and Steeler became a free agent on June 28, 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;24. Yes- The Browns' 2007 opening-day starter is Seattle's third-stringer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;25. Yes- The man Steelers fans have long desired is also with Seattle.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;26. No - Green was fired by the Cardinals on January 1, 2007. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;27. No- He was released in February, 2007 by the New York Giants.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;28. Yes- Former head coaching candidate du jour, he is now the linebackers coach in San Diego.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;29. Yes- The old Falcons coach is now a DB coach in his beloved Seattle.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;30. No - The troubled WR is currently out of the league, released by Green Bay in May, 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;31. No - He was cut by the Steelers prior to the 2007 season.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;32. Yes- The former Saints head man is currently the defensive coordinator in St. Louis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;33. Yes- Former Raiders and Nebraska coach Callahan is the offensive line coach of the New York Jets.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;34. No- The 2000 #1 overall pick retired prior to the 2007 season due to knee problems.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;35. Yes- He's the third option at running back for the St. Louis Rams.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;36. No - He started the last game of the 2007 season for San Francisco, where his services were no longer needed in 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;37. Yes- The former Cowboys head coach and Steeler assistant is now the offensive coordinator in Kansas City.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;38. No - He was among the final cuts in 2008 Jets camp.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;39. No- The former USC superstar was released by Tennessee in July, 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;40. Yes - The one-time coach of Dallas and Houston is now in charge of the Patriots' secondary.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;41. Yes- The creator of "The Randy Ratio" in Minnesota is currently Jacksonville's tight ends coach.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;42. No - The part-time DB appears to have finally played his last game as a Patriot.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;43. No- The KR supreme was released by Denver in September, 2007.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCORING CHART:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;0-10: &lt;/strong&gt;Someone want to buy this person a clue?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;11-20: &lt;/strong&gt;Not bad, not outstanding. If you were an NFL team, your effort would be a 6 or 7-win season.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;21-30: &lt;/strong&gt;A nice, meaty score. Well done. You're surely on your way to becoming an NFL team's director of football operations.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;31-35: &lt;/strong&gt;A fantastic effort, but like the Patriots, a bit short of perfection.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;36-43: &lt;/strong&gt;I'm guessing you either A. Looked at the answer key (also called "Belichicking") or B. 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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:31:22 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Notable camp casualties</title>
      <description>All NFL teams were required to pare their rosters down to 53 men this past weekend, and in doing so several notable names hit the open market.
Also still missing from an NFL roster: Shaun Alexander. His name has not come up lately and I have not heard of him making any visits to NFL teams. [...]</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:49:12 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>The Colts 53 Man Roster (plus PUPs) Is Announced</title>
      <description>The Colts made their final cuts today, so here is the final roster.
QB
Peyton Manning
Jim Sorgi
RB
Joseph Addai
Dominic Rhodes
Mike Hart
H-B
Gijon Robinson
Tom Santi
WR
Reggie Wayne
Marvin Harrison
Anthony Gonzalez
Roy Hall
Pierre Garcon
Courtney Roby
OT
Tony Ugoh
Ryan Diem
Corey Hilliard
Dan Federkeil
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Jamey </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:07:14 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Colts v. Bengals Preview: It&amp;#8217;s Finally Over!</title>
      <description>The preseason is coming to an end this week.&#160; In 7 days, the NFL will kickoff, and on Sunday, September 7th, we will see the official opening of Lucas Oil Stadium on Sunday Night Football.&#160; So what is the goal for this game?&#160; DON'T GET HURT!&#160; The Colts are continuing tradition of dropping like flies,</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:53:11 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>A new roster prediction!&#160; Yeah!
In case you haven't heard, the Colts had to dump 5 players by today.&#160; The sad part is that two of them weren't cut but placed on the Injured Reserve.
TJ Rushing and Zac Herold both were placed on the IR today.&#160; Rushing hurt his right knee in the Buffalo game, and Zac </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:12:37 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>More than a month has passed by and everyone and their brother were speculating as to Peyton Manning's whereabouts and whether his knee was worse than originally expected.&#160; According to the Associated Press, the Indianapolis Colts activated the quarterback Tuesday and will initially be limited in practice after being taken off the physically unable to [...]</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:08:11 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Colts v. Bills Preview</title>
      <description>Tonight, Lucas Oil Stadium will host its first NFL game.&#160; Sure, it's preseason, but it's still a milestone.&#160; Remember the first four years of the decade?&#160; We didn't know whether the Colts were going to be in Indianapolis for much longer.&#160; It seemed imminent that they would move to Los Angeles.&#160; </description>
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      <title>Falcons v. Colts Preview</title>
      <description>These teams are the exact opposite.&#160; The Colts are a favorite for the Super Bowl.&#160; The Falcons are a favorite for the number one pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.&#160; It doesn't help that they drafted Matt Ryan, who will be the bust of the decade.&#160; The Falcons have drafted busts and complete idiots who get </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:04:17 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Indianapolis Colts - Under The Radar...And They Like It!</title>
      <description>Expectations are high as usual for the Indianapolis Colts, but they aren't getting the press that other AFC heavyweights are getting.  "There is a lot of cautious optimism in the region," said WPTA sports anchor Tommy Scheogler.  "But overall, they think they are just as good as anyone in the NFL."

And they are, but injuries are a concern.  Wide out Marvin Harrison is an eight-time pro bowler and all...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:16:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>NFL Player Nicknames</title>
      <description>I was trying to find a comprehensive list of NFL nicknames for active players. I couldn't find one, so I decided to start one myself. It's still a work in progress, so please comment. To my knowledge, this is the only one on the Internet.

Here are a few of my favorites:
Adam Jones - Pacman
Chad Johnson - Ocho Cinco
Devin Hester - The Windy City Flyer
Jevon Kearse - The Freak

For the rest (there's about 100 so far), visit the article URL.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:33:05 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Colts versus Panthers Preview</title>
      <description>The Colts were impressive last week against Washington, but this game will show whether that was a fluke or if some of these players really are going to be contributors.&#160; Mike Hart, Quinn Gray, Pierre Garcon, and Eric Foster were the top players against Washington.&#160; If they can repeat their success, they will be shooting up the depth chart and clinch a roster spot.&#160; This is Week 1 of the preseason, but it feels like Week 2 since we played the Hall of Fame Game.&#160; I was wondering why I couldn't find the Panthers' first preseason game's score.
Players To Watch
Mike Hart, Preseason Stats-4 carries, 53 yards, 3 receptions, 28 yards: Hart was amazing in his first game.&#160; He touched the ball eight times.&#160; He averaged 10.1 yards per touch.&#160; Hart almost scored a touchdown on the last play of the game, where he went out at the one yard line.&#160; Hart will be used as a short yardage back, but the way he played, ten yards was short for him.&#160; He di not go down after the first hit.&#160; He may not look great in training camp, but he plays great in games.&#160; We knew that coming in.&#160; I don't know why people thought he may only make the practice squad.
Pierre Garcon, 4 receptions, 33 yards, 1 kick return, 51 yards: At the beginning of OTAs, the team said Pierre Garcon would not be a returner.&#160; Well, they changed their mind, and Garcon proved that he can return.&#160; His return late in the fourth quarter was great, but he should have tried to score instead of stepping out of bounds.&#160; Garcon made some athletic catches and ran great routes.&#160; He looked like a future star.&#160; If he can continue to play well, he could be the fourth receiver.
Quinn Gray, 19 passing attempts, 10 completions, 160 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs, 2 carries, 11 yards: The recently signed QB outplayed Jim Sorgi and Jared Lorenzen by far, and he caught everyone's eye.&#160; Gray did not let pressure get to him, and he was able to throw accurate passes on the run.&#160; For a backup QB, I'm not looking for who has the best arm or the most time in the system.&#160; I'm looking for someone who could come in if Peyton got hurt, the backup can come in and lead the team to victory.&#160; Gray's drive that resulted in a touchdown showed his ability to improvise when the pocket breaks down and lead a team down the field.&#160; If Gray can have a QB rating over 90, he will make the roster.&#160; Sorgi or Lorenzen would have to play like Marino, Manning, and Montana combined to make the roster.
Marvin Harrison, Did Not Play: Marvin has been cleared to play.&#160; Now we can see all of our wide receivers play.&#160; Harrison will be the number 2 receiver, and nothing will change that.&#160; However, he played poorly in the playoff game last year.&#160; I want to see if he is still a little rusty or if he is back to normal.&#160; By September 7th, it won't matter.&#160; He will be back to normal no matter how he plays in this game.&#160; I just want to see how well his knee has healed.
Marcus Howard: In the last game, Marcus Howard had 1.5 sacks.&#160; The half sack resulted in a fumble, and the full sack was made while he was being held.&#160; Howard looked very fast in the first game, but he also showed some strength.&#160; On third downs, Howard could make a lot of appearances.&#160; If he can continue to show a mix of speed and strength, he will get a lot of sacks on those third downs.
Projected Depth Chart
QB
#5 Quinn Gray
#12 Jim Sorgi
#13 Jared Lorenzen
RB
#29 Joseph Addai
#38 Dominic Rhodes
#32 Mike Hart
#36 Kenton Keith
#30 Clifton Dawson
#35 Chad Simpson
WR
#87 Reggie Wayne
#88 Marvin Harrison
#11 Anthony Gonzalez
#83 Roy Hall
#85 Pierre Garcon
#80 Devin Aromashodu
#10 Courtney Roby
#14 Sam Giguere
#16 Onrea Jones
TE
#44 Dallas Clark
#47 Gijon Robinson
#84 Jacob Tamme
#46 Zac Herold
LT
#67 Tony Ugoh
#76 Dan Federkiel
#72 Corey Hilliard
LG
#61 Jamey Richard
#66 Tala Esera
C
#63 Jeff Saturday
#53 Steve Justice
RG
#78 Mike Pollak
#74 Charlie Johnson
RT
#71 Ryan Diem
#75 Michael Toudouze
#60 Darren Marquez
LE
#79 Raheem Brock
#90 Jeff Charleston
#91 Josh Thomas
RE
#98 Robert Mathis
#92 Marcus Howard
#60 Curtis Johnson
#64 Ben Ishola
NT
#99 Ed Johnson
#61 Collin Ferrell
#69 Joe Bradley
UT
#96 Keyunta Dawson
#68 Eric Foster
#95 Darrell Reid
SAM
#52 Ramon Guzman
#45 Dedrick Harrington
MIKE
#58 Gary Brackett
#51 Victor Worsley
#57 Danny Verdun-Wheeler
WILL
#54 Freddy Keiaho
#49 Jordan Senn
#59 Kyle Shotwell
CB
#28 Marlin Jackson
#26 Kelvin Hayden
#20 Dante Hughes
#23 Tim Jennings
#34 TJ Rushing
#31 Keiwan Ratliff
#39 Brandon Foster
FS
#41 Antoine Bethea
#33 Melvin Bullitt
#40 Jamie Silva
#37 Antonio Smith
SS
#43 Matt Giordano
#42 Brannon Condren
K
#4 Adam Vinatieri
P
#17 Hunter Smith
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      <description>The Colts lost by 14 to the Washington Redskins.&#160; If this was October, that would be a major problem.&#160; However, in October with 4 All-Pro players missing, this was a great game.&#160; The Colts were tied going into the fourth quarter with mostly backups playing the entire game.&#160; Some players really stood out.&#160; Here are my top 10 players from the game.
10. Roy Hall, WR: Hall was very good last night.&#160; He gained a fair amount of yards on the screen pass, and he caught a tough pass after it hit off of his hands.&#160; They didn't test him on deep plays, so we still don't know how good his receiver skills are.&#160; However, as a 4th receiver, he's more than qualified.
9. Eric Foster, DT: Quinn who?&#160; Foster had the Freeney spin and gave the Colts a good pass rush even though it didn't result in incompletions.&#160; The linebackers were pretty weak.&#160; Foster is a good pass rushing defensive tackle.&#160; This team will get a lot of sacks.
8. Marcus Howard, DE: Sometimes 40 times don't lie.&#160; Marcus Howard is extremely fast.&#160; He was blowing by the tackles and getting into the backfield.&#160; He was giving Todd Collins hell all night long.&#160; The play that stands out the most for me was his sack when he was being held.&#160; He is small, but he has good strength.&#160; He definitely will get playing time this year.&#160; I don't consider him a project.&#160; He's ready to take the league by storm.
7. Brannon Condren, S: I didn't know much about him.&#160; I knew he was pretty good at special teams, but as a safety, I assumed that he wasn't a big hitter and more of a ball-hawking safety.&#160; I was wrong.&#160; He was hitting hard last night.&#160; He played like Matt Giordano, which is good for a player that will be a special teamer.
6. Gijon Robinson, TE: Robinson's first catch made my jaw drop.&#160; Sorgi was looking to sacrifice him by throwing the ball over his head, but Robinson made the leap and held onto the ball even though a safety clocked him.&#160; He had 3 other catches that resulted in a fair amount of yards.&#160; I see him making the roster as well.
5. Pierre Garcon, WR: Garcon was the most impressive receiver to me.&#160; Whenever a pass was off target, he was able to adjust and get a hand on it.&#160; He was running his routes perfectly.&#160; He impressed me on special teams as well.&#160; On his only kick return, he got it to midfield, and if he would have tried to get pass the kicker, he could have scored.
4. Jamey Richard, C: Sure, he had that bad snap, but he had the bad luck of the Colts being inside their own 10 when he made that snap.&#160; If that was at midfield, Gray would have picked it up and threw it away.&#160; After that, Richard became unstoppable.&#160; He was pancaking defensive tackle, lead blocking for Mike Hart, and giving The Hefty Lefty time to make a crappy throw.&#160; This was a great 7th round pick.
3. Jordan Senn, LB: I haven't heard people talk about him, but he was great.&#160; It seemed like he was involved on every tackle no matter where the ball was.&#160; He definitely has the speed that the Tampa-2 requires.&#160; Right now, I'd say he is a practice squad player, but that can change very quickly.
2. Quinn Gray, QB: Gray locked up the backup QB spot so far.&#160; It would take a collapse of epic proportions to make him lose the job.&#160; He can scramble.&#160; He's got a great arm.&#160; When he scrambles, he is able to throw an accurate pass, which gave us around 80 yards that we would have lost if Lorenzen or Sorgi was throwing on the run, which would have been an incompletion or thrown away.&#160; Gray looked better than a few starting QBs in this league.
1. Mike Hart, RB: There isn't enough to say about this guy.&#160; He proved why 40 times are useless.&#160; He looked faster than any other Colts back out there.&#160; He fought for the extra yards, which is huge for a back that will be used in short yardage situations.&#160; The play where he lost his helmet but still gained another 3 yards showed why he will make this team.&#160; He's like&#160;a stronger and faster James Mungro.
All of these guys minus Senn will make the roster, and all but Gray will be in the rotation.&#160; Here are some players that did not impress.
Jared Lorenzen aka The Hefty Lefty and The Pillsbury Throwboy, QB: Not only does he look like a lineman or competitive eater, he throws like one.&#160; He was double clutching and shotputting his throws.&#160; This guy should stick to the donuts and leave football alone.&#160; He is not an NFL QB.&#160; Plain and simple.&#160; Good thing Eli Manning never got hurt or else the Patriots would have been 19-0.
Clifton Dawson, RB: Mike Hart is better in pads, and Dawson is better on the practice field.&#160; Dawson went down after the first hit, and he didn't have a reception.&#160; He's got a Havard degree.&#160; He'll be better off as a lawyer than a backup running back.
Freddie Keiaho, Victor Worsley, and Brandon Archer: Worsley and Archer aren't anything special, but the starting WILL linebacker being so bad in pass coverage is concerning.&#160; He needs to improve or else we could see Philip Wheeler or Clint Session playing on the weak side.
So with all of this, here is the updated roster.&#160; I love making these.
QB
#18 Peyton Manning: Obviously.
#5 Quinn Gray: After this game, I am more confindent in our backup QB than ever.
RB
#29 Joseph Addai: Obvious again.
#38 Dominic Rhodes: He had some great runs last night.
#32 Mike Hart: Even though he is a Michigan grad, I can't get enough of this guy.
WR
#87 Reggie Wayne: Shocker, I know
#88 Marvin Harrison: Duh
#11 Anthony Gonzalez: Not a lot of second year former first round picks get cut
#83 Roy Hall: Amazing potential
#85 Pierre Garcon: Division III needs some love too.
#80 Devin Aromashodu: He played pretty well last night.
TE
#44 Dallas Clark: A few years ago, Austin Croshere wore number 44 for the Pacers.&#160; Indianapolis had two white guys named after cities in Texas wearing number 44.
#47 Gijon Robinson: The stumpy H-back was impressive last night.
#84 Jacob Tamme: Tamme is bigger than I thought he was.&#160; I want to see him get some throws from Gray and Sorgi, not BBQ (Bad &amp; Bulky Quarterback, not Big &amp; Beautiful).
#86 Tom Santi: Santi should make the roster even though he is hurt.
LT
#67 Tony Ugoh: Underrated tackle.
#76 Dan Federkiel: The only Canuck on the team on this roster prediction.
LG
#65 Ryan Lilja: Underrated guard.
#53 Steve Justice: I didn't notice him last night.
C
#63 Jeff Saturday: The Indy Star did a piece on future Colts Hall of Famers, and Saturday wasn't mentioned even though players like Bob Sanders and Dwight Freeney were.&#160; Saturday has been just as dominant as any current modern-era centers.
#61 Jamey Richard: Richard was great last night.&#160; He's very, very fast, and the bad snap was a major fluke.
RG
#78 Mike Pollak: Pollak played well last night.
#74 Charlie Johnson: A "Meh"-worthy performance last night.&#160; Didn't see anything great out of him.
RT
#71 Ryan Diem: Often goes unnoticed, but I notice when he isn't playing.
#75 Michael Toudouze: We've got some depth at offensive line.&#160; Toudouze is good for a backup right tackle.
LE
#79 Raheem Brock: He had some good pass rushing last night.&#160; He will play UT on passing situations.
#98 Robert Mathis: I prefer him as a pass rush specialist.&#160; His best seasons were behind Brock.
#60 Curtis Johnson: Johnson surprised me last night with some good run defense.
RE
#93 Dwight Freeney: If you don't double team him, he will get a sack.&#160; It's as simple as that.
#92 Marcus Howard: I shall call him "Mini-Freeney".
#90 Jeff Charleston: Josh Thomas is still as slow as hell.
NT
#99 Ed Johnson: Big Eddy didn't see too many snaps last night, but he is the best run-stopping player on this team.
#95 Darrell Reid: Special teamer who may see some time at defensive tackle this season.
UT
#96 Keyunta Dawson: The last couple of drafts have been absolutely amazing.&#160; In Polian We Trust.
#68 Eric Foster: He's been the MVP of training camp so far.&#160; Let's see if he can carry that momentum into September.
SLB
#55 Clint Session: I don't like him being hurt.&#160; Being a Colts linebacker, you will probably get hurt and not get resigned.
#56 Tyjuan Hagler: Hagler's injury may have cost him a starting job.
MLB
#58 Gary Brackett: He'll make the Pro Bowl this year.&#160; The snub will motivate him.
#50 Philip Wheeler: Knees are slightly behind the Patriots as the Colts biggest enemy.
WLB
#54 Freddie Keiaho: He better improve at pass coverage.
#52 Ramon Guzman: Special teamer.
CB
#28 Marlin Jackson: He can hit and cover well.&#160; Speed isn't a big factor in the Tampa-2.
#26 Kelvin Hayden: See Marlin Jackson.
#20 Dante Hughes: He dropped because of his 40 time.&#160; 40 times are so frickin' overrated!
#23 Tim Jennings: Jennings has done well enough in training camp to keep this job.
#34 TJ Rushing: Garcon and him will make a great returning duo.
FS
#41 Antoine Bethea: He could make the Pro Bowl the old fashion way (not by being an alternate) this year.
#42 Brannon Condren: He won me over.
SS
#21 Bob Sanders: Bob Sanders likes his New England Patriots the same way he likes his ice.&#160; Crushed.
#43 Matt Giordano: He hits so hard his hair fell out.&#160; Or at least that's what John Madden says.
K
#4 Adam Vinatieri: One for the thumb.
P
#17 Hunter Smith: Being the Colts punter is the easiest job you can have.
LS
#48 Justin Snow: Long snapper needs to become an official position.
Reserve PUP/IR: #25 Michael Coe: Another knee injury&#8230;
Practice Squad
RB Chad Simpson
WR Sam Giguere
WR Onrea Jones
OL Darren Marquez
DL Collin Ferrell
LB Jordan Senn
LB&#160;Kyle Shotwell
DB Jamie Silva
10 to Keep In Touch With
QB Jim Sorgi
RB Kenton Keith
WR Courtney Roby
OL Corey Hilliard
DL Josh Thomas
DL Joe Bradley
LB Brandon Archer
LB Victor Worsley
DB Melvin Bullitt
DB Keiwan Ratliff</description>
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      <description>Capping off a tremendous Hall of Fame Weekend, the Colts and Redskins entertained the fans at Fawcett Stadium on Sunday night to a little taste of preseason football, with the Skins outslugging the Colts 30-16.&#160; The story of the back and forth contest was the play of the four Skins QB's, who are all learning [...]</description>
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      <title>Peyton Manning's Injury A Lot More Serious Than Team Letting On?</title>
      <description>Regarding star quarterback Peytong Manning, Colts team president Bill Polian was quoted as saying "No setbacks that I know of."  Now, call me a conspiracy theorist, but there's something about the "that I know of" part that shouts "I'm not telling you the whole truth!"  Allow me to build my case&#8230;</description>
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