Yardbarker: Smush Parker

The Inimitable Rodney Parker

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:32:39 -0500

by Joseph Vecsey Everyone knew Rodney Parker. That’s what his nephew Torin Archbold remembers about their relationship. Everyone from Rick Pitino to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar showed Rodney respect and knew he was an excellent judge of talent. Rodney James Parker helped hundreds of kids get into schools to play basketball. Anyone who really followed New York playground basketball from the ’70s-’90s, or went to tournaments and leagues during the summer, knew who Rodney was and what he di...

MVP Chatter Lebron Kobe Wade

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:42:59 -0500

This is easiest Question for MVP in awhile. My only confusion is why is WADE so Strongly mentioned? Wade is a great player and had an amazing season but if you look back to recent history when KOBE put up 35.1 points per game which hasnt been done in 18 years at that time he was 4th in mvp voting due to his team only being 42-40. no mvp has ever won with out his team winning 50 games or more... and lets also remember Kobe didnt have a great team around him either.. He had KWAME BROWN as his starting center and Smush Parker as his back court ally... Wade is 43-39 this year with numbers lower then kobe's offensively from his 35.1 season.. Wade was great all year but he shouldnt even be mentioned in the top 5 due to recent history of how the mvp has gone.. this year Lebron is clear cut Continue reading "MVP Chatter Lebron Kobe Wade"

Smush Parker: Playing with Kobe was Overrated, Playing with Shaq was Great

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:02:55 -0500

If ever there was an NBA player that embodied the term “knucklehead,” Smush Parker would be it. The guy was pretty much a joke of a player, especially for one who started at point guard in back-to-back seasons for the Lakers a few years ago, getting around 30 minutes per game. He tried [...]

Smush Parker Calls Out Kobe, Not Delusional At All

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:18:52 -0500

You have to be suspicious of any interviewer who introduces Smush Parker as “a legend in his own right” - a legend at what, being mediocre? But shockingly that’s not the dodgiest thing said in an interview found by the ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER of the former Los Angeles Lakers and Miami Heat point guard playing [...]

Smush Parker “Playing with the Lakers was Overrated”, Video

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:20:55 -0500

Smush Parker “Playing with the Lakers is Overrated”, Video . Will someone please tell Smush Parker to get a reality check. Get back in the league, and then talk a tiny bit of trash, but never at Kobe. He said the problems with the Lakers starts with Kobe and ends with Kobe.

Pay Up Or The Miami Heat Will Break Your Thumbs

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:01:25 -0500

Hey, the economy

Smush Parker likes STD's

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:19:19 -0500

What are the benefits of being cut by multiple NBA Teams? Other than the massive buyout money?plastic boobs also come along with the territory. OH! And by the way Smush?forgot to tell you?herpes called?he said WHATZ UP BOI

Smush Parker smushes breasts

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:38:06 -0500

Smush Parker has his hands full during this video shoot, which featured a handful of scantily clad models who may or may not mind being groped by the 5-points-per-game "star."

Report: Smush Parker Done With Heat

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:15:38 -0500

Chalk this one up to a bad decision, almost a panic decision on the part of Pat Riley. Not sure what he saw in Smush when he signed him earlier this season but it appears Smush has wore out his welcome and played his last game as a Heatian. The Heat are currently looking for trade options for Smush. From The Sporting News? Because Parker was acquired by Miami in the offseason, he will not be trade eligible until Saturday. Parker has not had contact with the team since he had a run-in with...

Smush Parker -$12 parking fee worth your job?

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:50:10 -0500

Looks like Smush didn't like the fact he had to fork over $12 "Police said Parker, denied his keys until the debt was settled, knocked over a podium out of frustration. When Parker returned with the money, McKenzie told him he would have to pay for damaging the podium, the police report said. Parker, 24, then grabbed McKenzie's arm in an attempt to retrieve the keys, according to police. Guralnick said McKenzie wanted to press charges at the scene but was told she would have to wait 7 to 10 days for a copy of the police report." Not a good situation for Smush, he's been suspended by the Heat while they investigate, $12 man pony up and pay.

Smush Parker "Struggling" in Miami--Who Knew?

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:34:59 -0500

Smush Parker, Miami's main offseason free agent acquisition, is now the team's third string point guard, a development that does not surprise anyone who watched the Lakers play last season.

Dwyane Wade to Antoine, Slim Up Fatty McGee

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:33:59 -0500

Heat players reported to a "Midnight Madness" practice called by Pat Riley on Tuesday night. All 20 players on the roster showed up meeting Pat Riley's conditioning requirements except for 3, one being Antoine Walker. Dwyane Wade spoke his mind about Toine failing to show up conditioned.

Confirmed: Smush Parker Signs with Heat

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:46:18 -0500

Internet rumors are a ton of fun especially when some guy claims to know a certain player. Juice coming out of Club Lakers has Smush Parker signing a 2 year 5 million dollar deal with the Miami Heat. Confirmed: The Heat signed Smush Parker to a 2 year contract. Updated link: http://www.sportech.info/2007/07/27/confirmed-smush-parker-signs-with-miami-heat/ Excuse me while I go vomit my lunch up.