Yardbarker: Sean Avery

This will get you a one game suspension.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:01:00 -0500

Sean "sloppy seconds" Avery got so far under Shane O’Brien's skin during a recent game between the Rangers and the Canucks that O'Brien jabbed Avery with his stick while standing on the Vancouver players bench. For his efforts O'Brien got a one game suspension. While I think Sean Avery is a punk the man does add a lot of drama to the NHL. Just for the record the Canucks beat the Rangers 4-1.

Video: Rangers outnumber Canucks 10-7 in scrum; Avery fun

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:56:43 -0500

Terrifically odd scene last night in the third period of the Vancouver Canucks' 4-1 victory over the New York Rangers: Marian Gaborik(notes) gives Ryan Kesler(notes) the weakest slash to the leg in recent memory, sparking a fight-less melee during a line change that actually had 10 players on the ice for New York. Once that situation was defused -- and it did look like it was going to boil over a few times into an old school 1970s sprawling slugfest -- the action moved to the benches, whe...

Avery Accused Of Sizism

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:16 -0500

(the phrase, “have another doughnut, you fat pig”, is of course, trademarked by Jim Schoenfeld) Did NHLPA interim executive director Ian Penny jump or was he pushed? Who gives a **** when we’ve got another sensational item involving hockey pariah Sean Avery? The fashionista / loose cannon’s former AHL coach, current Capitals boss Lou [...]

Avery Accused Of Sizism

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:16 -0500

Avery Accused Of Sizism

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:16 -0500

Avery Accused Of Sizism

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:16 -0500

Sean Avery feels Caps coach has a slight weight problem

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:35:05 -0500

Washington Capitals Coach Bruce Boudreau has a book coming out this week called "Gabby: Confessions of a Hockey Lifer" (co-written by hockey writer Tim Leone), and it captures the quirky career ("Slap Shot!") and Cinderella rise of the jovial skipper.Japers' Rink excepted several chapters from the book during the summer, and they ranged from the expectedly self-deprecating to the near-tragic, as Boudreau recalled nearly being on one of the planes that went down on 9-11...

Sean Avery tattoos Radiohead dogma, joins blogosphere

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:42:19 -0500

Let's do this NY Post Page Six style. "Blind Item: Which pugnacious New York Rangers winger has a new personal Web site with pastel colors, an upcoming store, a burgeoning blog and a collection of male fashion photos that are the GQ to Mike Green's Teen Beat?"Sean Avery's(notes) site still has that new-URL smell, and it's going to be interesting to see how he develops this space. Right now, the most complete sections of the site are dedicated to charity and Warren 77...

Sean Avery will not bukakke your ugly mug

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:01:02 -0500

by Mr. E, Staff Writer Single handedly putting hockey back on the map, this Sean Avery guy seems to be quite a bit of fun. Only a few days ago, Avery was busted for some remarks he made about an ex. Now, we're catching wind of some comments he made to an actual fan who was in attendance at a past ...

And Now We Play The Waiting Game

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:25:25 -0500

Commissioner Gary Bettman has finished meeting with Sean Avery, and now we play the waiting game. As Homer Simpson once famously said "Oooh...The waiting game sucks. Let's play hungry hungry hippos!" Avery met with Bettman, NHL Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly, Senior Executive Vice President Colin ...

The 12 Hottest "Sloppy Second" WAGS

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:25:48 -0500

In light of Sean Avery's "sloppy second" comments, we decided to look back at some WAGS who have definitely had their run with men in their lives. In fact, most of them aren't just sloppy seconds, but thirds and fourths in many cases. And while most of these WAGS have ridden the athlete train, a few are having their first go around. Nonetheless, their famous exploits with others are listed here.

Sean Avery suspended discussing the "Ghost of Vagina Past"

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:14:24 -0500

by Mr. E, Staff Writer The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely. The suspension was handed down for making "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game." And if you're wondering what those comments are, it has to deal with the fact that someone else is now ...

Sean Avery dating Kelly Klein

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:02:06 -0500

Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery has dated his fair share of famous Hollywood including Rachel Hunter and one of my personal favorites Elisha Cuthbert. Now Page Six reports the 28 year old has "skated" onto 51 year old Kelly Klein; the ex-wife of fashion designer Calvin Klein. Seems like Kelly always falls for the guys with impeccable fashion sense.