Yardbarker: David Wright

Jennifer Aniston Is After David Wright

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:59:26 -0500

Not that I keep up on this sort of thing, but apparently Jennifer Aniston's relationship with John Mayer ended recently and now that Aniston's on the market, she apparently has a few target audiences for her next conquest.

Cadillac Mescallade: Some Good Baseball News

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:39:19 -0500

In between some other player being dragged into the spotlight for the use of performance enhancing drugs, comes a nice story about a baseball player. The New York Met's All-Star David Wright, while playing for Team USA at the World Baseball Classic, was very generous to a veteran of the war in Iraq.

David Wright Forced to Fend Off Attack by Desperate Pack of Cougars

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:24:13 -0500

Nooo, not that type of cougar, the more rabid, predatory of the two. As if being an All-Star Major League Third Baseman in one of the world's most desirable cities wasn't enough, David Wright also just happened to be blessed with a face only the straightest of males, and the butchiest of lesbians, couldn't love. For all other persuasions, Mr. Wright adds a whole new meaning to the term "Hot Corner", or so I hear, but that blessing may have become a bit of a curse as of late. Apparently the Mets slugger was forced to defuse a small riot at his annual "Do the Wright Thing" fundraiser (nice one, David) at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square the other night. According to reports, Wright watched in shock as he was "mobbed by a swarm of trashy-looking cougars." "Middle-age women with bad 80's hair were practically pushing down little kids who were trying to get baseballs signed". To add to the hysteria, and the hilarity, Wrignt supposedly could be overheard pleading, "Ladies, calm down! Please, relax." Just another day in the life of David Wright. Link to the New York Post blurb after the jump, as well as some select cuts of all time classic Cougs.

David Wright childhood baseball photo

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:46:22 -0500

Who's that kid on the right? Look familiar? He's lost some weight and his teeth are, uh, well, better.

Molly Beers is still dating David Wright

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:28:56 -0500

pictures of David Wright throwing his ridiculously hot girlfriend, Molly Beers a surprise birthday dinner.

All Star Game Doesn't Disappoint...Dan Uggla However Does

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:44:02 -0500

Great game, Absolutely great game. And I HATE All Star festivities. I hate Exhibition games. Especially one that ended in a tie a few years ago. With that said. Tonight's game was incredible. I was one of the many who thought that the whole "This Time it Counts" A-S Game thing was completely stupid and just a TV Ad ploy. That also may have happened to coincide with the fact that the Cubs didn't have anything "on the table" in the ASG. And as I'm positive you al...

If Michael Jordan's basketball stats were converted into BASEBALL stats, they would read as follows:

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:25:32 -0500

185 games played, .302 batting average, 29 home runs, 91 RBI's, 115 runs scored, 26 steals, 32 strikeouts. Don't believe me? Check out this card (Only the back is shown below, click on the link to view the front and read the full article).

An Open Letter To Jerry Manuel

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:20:26 -0500

Dear Jerry, Congratulations on your recent promotion to manager of the New York Mets. I have already said a prayer for you and I will be sure to light a candle for you on Sunday as well. You probably have already been warned about staying on Tony Bernazard's good side, and going to the SNY Gift shop and loading up on Loudmouths T-shirts and an SNY cap to wear at all times when you're not in a Mets uniform. However, those things alone may not be enough to enhance your job securi...

David Wright in a South Philly Brawl?!?!

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:15:03 -0500

No, just another asshole mets fan...and a ginger pie to boot. apparently, this guy was taken down by one of philly's finest who unleashed a john wayne style haymaker on this no good, out of town, turnpike ridin' piece of trash. one lucky thing for this beat-off is that the phils don't play in the Vet anymore...he would have been thrown in the cooling tank down in the bowels of the stadium and faced a hard-nosed no nonsense philly judge right there in an in-stadium arraignment. god...

Wright: Lo Duca Deserves a "Harsh Penalty"

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:38:57 -0500

While speaking at a charity event in New Hyde Park on Wednesday David Wright was quoted as saying his former teammate and good friend Paul Lo Duca deserves "a harsh penalty" if the allegations against him in the Mitchell report are true. READ MORE

CHIPPER JONES IS NOT HAPPY WITH DAVID WRIGHT

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:27:45 -0500

Most times it's the writers who are arguing about the awards, but this time....it's none other than Chipper Jones, who is complaining that David Wright won a Gold Glove.

Wright Goes 30/30...MVP Next???

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:33:27 -0500

At twenty-four, David Wright is finally coming into his own. The expectations Mets fans had as Wright was coming up through the minors and as a rookie are now coming to light. Having already set career highs in stolen bases, home runs, and walks, Wright is on pace for career highs in batting average, on base percentage, slugging percentage, and RBI's. He's going to be a fixture at third base in Flushing for a long time. If he doesn't win the MVP this season, it won't be long until he does.

David Wright = Fantasy Bust Update

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:43:53 -0500

We address our popular Yardbarker article on David Wright being a 2007 fantasy bust.

The Good, the Bald, And the Ugly

Wed, 09 May 2007 19:53:06 -0500

Bald is beautiful, according to the Mets...though Shawn Green looks like a milk jug with those dumbo ears. Even vets like Tom Glavine got in on the fun. Kinda reminds me of when the Sox cowboy-up-ed in '03.

David Wright = Fantasy Bust

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:17:20 -0500

A top 20 pre-season fantasy player, David Wright is and will continue to be one of the biggest fantasy busts of 2007. Why? The answer is pretty simple actually...