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Full story at Bob's Blitz ~ http://www.bobsblitz.com Sat, 20 Apr 2013 09:23:00 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/heather_locklear_puts_semen_on_her_face_to_stay_youthful/13442761 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/heather_locklear_puts_semen_on_her_face_to_stay_youthful/13442761 Heather Locklear puts semen on her face to stay youthful http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/heather_locklear_puts_semen_on_her_face_to_stay_youthful/13442761 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png While editing the latest piece by Zach Gropper, which will be published soon, I came across the following line in reference to Melky Cabrera’s underwhelming power numbers when compared to other NL MVP candidates: And let’s not forget…chicks dig the long ball. And, of course, I could not help but think back to the great Nike commercial that coined the phrase, which immediately became embedded in the lexicon of baseball. I was going to just link to the video, but then I watched it and remembered how awesome it was. So it gets its own post.   As it used to every time I watched it on TV, Greg Maddux’s nasally whine of “Hey, we’ve got Cy Young winners over here!” still makes me laugh. But so much else about how I view the rest of the commercial now has changed. I think you’ll agree that so many parts of it, in hindsight, are just delicious with irony. And it starts from the beginning. Tom Glavine asks, “How long are they going to worship this guy?” The answer is until about 2005 Tom, wh... Thu, 19 Jul 2012 14:30:35 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/video_fondly_remembering_and_enjoying_the_irony_of_chicks_dig_the_long_ball/11254615 http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/video_fondly_remembering_and_enjoying_the_irony_of_chicks_dig_the_long_ball/11254615 Video: Fondly Remembering (and Enjoying the Irony of) ‘Chicks Dig The Long Ball’ http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/video_fondly_remembering_and_enjoying_the_irony_of_chicks_dig_the_long_ball/11254615 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Boxing in the San Fernando Valley is about to be rekindled at the legendary Sportsmen's Lodge in Studio City, Calif.  The inaugural world-class event will be held on Saturday evening, June 23, when former WBA Super Bantamweight World Champion Rico Ramos laces up the gloves against the undefeated 2008 Colombian Olympian Jhonatan Romero. Boxing fans in attendance will also see the return of lightweight stud John Molina Jr., and a battle between two undefeated young super flyweight stars in Matthew Villanueva of Burbank, Calif. against Austreberto Juarez of Ventura, Calif.  The event will be broadcast on TeleFutura's hit series "Solo Boxeo Tecate." "We are so excited to have world class boxing back here at The Sportsmen's Lodge," exclaimed Michelle Bucks, Director of Sales and Marketing at The Sportsmens Lodge. "Goossen Tutor Promotions was a major part of the Events Center throughout the 70's, 80's, & 90's, and we are looking fo... Sun, 13 May 2012 19:00:37 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/boxing/article_external/rios_ramos_vs_jhonatan_romero_on_june_23_in_ca/10784189 http://network.yardbarker.com/boxing/article_external/rios_ramos_vs_jhonatan_romero_on_june_23_in_ca/10784189 Rios Ramos vs. Jhonatan Romero on June 23 in CA http://www.yardbarker.com/boxing/articles/rios_ramos_vs_jhonatan_romero_on_june_23_in_ca/10784189 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png The cast for season 14 of ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ was unveiled this morning, and to answer the questions you may be having so far: 1. Celebrities and tangentially-related people from the world of sports are once again participating, following in the footsteps of former winners like Emmitt Smith, Hines Ward and Shawn Johnson, as well as former hilariously awful losers like Evander Holyfield, Kenny Mayne and Ron Artest. 2. No, I can’t believe ‘Dancing With The Stars’ has 14 seasons, either. It started in 2005, so you’d think it’d have what, maybe seven? But reality shows have seasons corresponding to literal seasons so we’re up to 14, and ‘Survivor’ is about to start season 470. This year’s sports folk include: Donald Driver - Green Bay Packers wide receiver and the football player whose name sounds the most like a wrestling finish. I’m calling at least one instance of him running and jumping into the crowd at the end of a dance. Martina Navratilova - Tennis great and four-t Tue, 28 Feb 2012 10:30:24 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/important_news_dancing_with_the_stars_season_14_has_its_sports_guys/10159894 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/important_news_dancing_with_the_stars_season_14_has_its_sports_guys/10159894 Important News: Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Has Its Sports Guys http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/important_news_dancing_with_the_stars_season_14_has_its_sports_guys/10159894 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Heather’s been in and out of the news recently due to an emergency visit to the hospital – that’s what partying with prescription drugs and booze will do to you. The real takeaway... [[ Read More ]] Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:30:28 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/heather_locklear_really_is_crazy_hot/9365666 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/heather_locklear_really_is_crazy_hot/9365666 Heather Locklear Really Is Crazy Hot http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/heather_locklear_really_is_crazy_hot/9365666 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Heather Locklear was taken to a Southern California hospital for precautionary reasons Thursday after an emergency call was made from her home, authorities said. Fri, 13 Jan 2012 07:01:00 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/heather_locklear_rushed_to_california_hospital/9316772 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/heather_locklear_rushed_to_california_hospital/9316772 Heather Locklear rushed to California hospital http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/heather_locklear_rushed_to_california_hospital/9316772 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Over the weekend, my Uproxxian colleague Danger Guerrero sent me a link to an old MTV Rock N Jock Softball clip, and it basically turned my afternoon into a complete waste. I didn’t get pushed into the YouTube wormhole as much as I willingly belly-flopped into the extensive search results for all things Rock N Jock, and I spent a good 4 or 5 hours reliving one of the most important pop cultural influences of my teenage years. After all, which child of the 90s didn’t desperately want to take a 10-point shot or a swing at the gold ball? According to MTV’s website, the Rock N Jock franchise is alive and well, but that’s a bit misleading. Currently airing on MTV 2 on Saturday mornings, the latest version of Rock N Jock is a series is hosted by Todd Richards and “Dirty” as they travel to various extreme sports events to talk to athletes like Shaun White and Ryan Sheckler, which basically sounds like every show that airs on Fuel TV. Clearly, it’s a far cry from the days of the Bricklaye... Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:00:00 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/the_world_was_a_much_better_place_with_mtvs_rock_n_jock_sports/9229708 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/the_world_was_a_much_better_place_with_mtvs_rock_n_jock_sports/9229708 The World Was A Much Better Place With MTV’s Rock N Jock Sports http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/articles/the_world_was_a_much_better_place_with_mtvs_rock_n_jock_sports/9229708 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Braves & Birds Ballot - Week 13 Rank Team Delta 1 LSU Tigers -- 2 Alabama Crimson Tide 1 3 Oklahoma St. Cowboys -1 4 Arkansas Razorbacks 2 5 Oklahoma Sooners -1 6 USC Trojans 3 7 Oregon Ducks -2 8 Wisconsin Badgers 5 9 Houston Cougars 1 10 Stanford Cardinal -3 11 Virginia Tech Hokies -- 12 Michigan St. Spartans 5 ... Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:29:00 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/college_football/article_external/if_9_6_is_the_lame_of_the_century_then_what_is_38_35/8225560 http://network.yardbarker.com/college_football/article_external/if_9_6_is_the_lame_of_the_century_then_what_is_38_35/8225560 If 9-6 is the “Lame of the Century,” then what is 38-35? http://www.yardbarker.com/college_football/articles/if_9_6_is_the_lame_of_the_century_then_what_is_38_35/8225560 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png