http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/players/josh_hartnett/88192 Recent articles about Josh Hartnett en-us Sweltering Spanish bush and standout thespian Penélope Cruz turned 39 on Sunday, April 28. The 5-foot-6, 110 pound Cruz, born in Alcobendas, Madrid, gained tremendous publicity playing the roles of Sofia Serrano in Vanilla Sky and Mirtha in Blow. When not torching the big screen, the woman ranked by Men’s Health as the 32nd greatest trim ever has allowed actors Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey, Josh Hartnett, Orlando Bloom and Matt Damon, Czech filmmaker Tomas Obermaier and Spanish musician Nacho Cano to spread her meat curtains. Clipping all of the above, Cruz exchanged vows with the psychopath from No Country for … Continue reading → Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:25:05 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/birthday_babe_of_the_week_penlope_cruz/13508966 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/birthday_babe_of_the_week_penlope_cruz/13508966 Birthday babe of the week – Penélope Cruz http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/articles/birthday_babe_of_the_week_penlope_cruz/13508966 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png It’s crunch time people. We are in the playoffs and it’s balls to the wall from here on out. No long intro this week fortunately or unfortunately for you, as my body is still trying to repulse the HPV that Tahitian drag queen gave me in Bora Bora. I can hardly keep my eyes open for you, the readers, I would never leave hanging. Let’s hop right into this past weekend’s hit or miss performances. Saturday’s Games Charlie Villanueva- 18 points and 4 rebounds.  ”My seats are suede my luggage is louie, and every ***** in the projects wanna do me.” That’s what Charles had to say after this tremendous breakout performance. If anyone knows where they make suede drawls please send me the link cuz that sounds fabulous. Should you pick up Villanueva? Probably not.  Kemba Walker- 25 points, 3 dimes and 4 steals. Shocking that Walker’s college game translated into becoming one of the streakiest players in the league. It’s actually not shocking whatsoever. Baby he was born this way. Terrence Ross... Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:30:15 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/every_chick_in_the_projects_wants_to_do_charlie_villanueva/13227334 http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/every_chick_in_the_projects_wants_to_do_charlie_villanueva/13227334 Every Chick in the Projects Wants to Do Charlie Villanueva http://www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles/every_chick_in_the_projects_wants_to_do_charlie_villanueva/13227334 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/4/9/493149f55c0e14b20b916a0dbe8903319e11a6a4/mini/6916126.jpg I have a dream. A dream that all men and women, representing every race in this marvelous world, will one day unite and make Razzball the most popular website in history. A dream that I will become America’s most infamous fantasy sports writer. A dream that one day, I won’t have to live in this box of a home. A dream that one day my chicken will not look as if she has an eating disorder, as she will be eating the finest chicken feed created. A dream that I was hung like Greg Oden. A dream of people wearing Tehol Beddict t-shirts. A dream of a Tehol Beddict radio show, followed by a Tehol Beddict TV show, a Tehol Beddict biography, and finally a Tehol Beddict movie. Is this too much to ask? I think not readers. I think not. Last night, Mike Conley earned 13 points, 2 assists, 3 steals, 3 turnovers. Conley continues to underwhelm me with these flaccid performances. For those counting, that’s a 1-1 to assist/turnover rate. This man refuses to excite me but hey, at least his father was ... Tue, 22 Jan 2013 09:03:23 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/remembering_greg_odens_schlong_on_mlk_day/12722668 http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/remembering_greg_odens_schlong_on_mlk_day/12722668 Remembering Greg Oden’s Schlong on MLK Day http://www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles/remembering_greg_odens_schlong_on_mlk_day/12722668 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png So, last week I promised a 90210 flavored post. My female readers have gone as far as to offer me ******** to get this done and trust me, I’m working on it. Then again, offers such as ********, sometimes aren’t’ enough. Just look at Josh Hartnett for instance: His agent has been offering to suck off everyone and their Dad in Hollywood to get Josh a job, and obviously it hasn’t been a success. The getting a job thing that is. I’m not sure if any producers actually allowed Josh’s agent to Lewinski them or not. The point of this you ask? Only that when I promised the aforementioned 90210 post last week, I didn’t realize it was Halloween this week. Shame on me. It’s only right that I do a scary movie character/football player hard target analysis instead. I refuse to compromise my writing, even when offered a “rusty trombone,” so we are sticking with Halloween-ish scary movie characters. Let’s get on with it as I have a long night of egging houses and smashing pumpkins ahead of me. P.S.... Thu, 01 Nov 2012 15:00:23 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/hard_targets_denarius_wants_moore_blood/12108949 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/hard_targets_denarius_wants_moore_blood/12108949 Hard Targets: Denarius Wants Moore Blood http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/hard_targets_denarius_wants_moore_blood/12108949 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Fri, 07 Sep 2012 14:00:43 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/ranking_the_hot_hookups_of_josh_hartnett/11653270 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/ranking_the_hot_hookups_of_josh_hartnett/11653270 Ranking the hot hookups of Josh Hartnett http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/ranking_the_hot_hookups_of_josh_hartnett/11653270 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Tennis From All Angles is a semi-weekly roundup of tennis happenings from the ATP and WTA pro tours, highlighting the most entertaining on-court and off-court news and gossip. *** © OnTheGoTennis OnTheGoTennis‘ Rachel Vinson is in Indian Wells, CA this week covering the first U.S. outdoor tournament of the season. She snapped photos of tennis’ elite on the green carpet as they arrived for the BNP Paribas Open Players’ Party. The gallery includes Sam Querrey and Gael Monfils in their respective strange hats, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Julian Benneteau in European chic, Ana Ivanovic in an elegant indigo sleeveless dress, and Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal and Caroline Wozniacki all in clean-cut blazers. Bonus: David Ferrer, simple and stunning. On a similar note, this year’s Hollywood themed Players’ Party posed the following question to tennis players: Who is your favorite actor and actress? Novak Djokovic keeps his allegiance to Robert De Niro, Ana Ivanovic goes with one of my per... Sat, 10 Mar 2012 14:01:06 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/tennis/article_external/tennis_from_all_angles_roundup_of_stories_and_links_from_the_atp_and_wta_tours/10277656 http://network.yardbarker.com/tennis/article_external/tennis_from_all_angles_roundup_of_stories_and_links_from_the_atp_and_wta_tours/10277656 Tennis From All Angles: Roundup of Stories and Links from the ATP and WTA Tours http://www.yardbarker.com/tennis/articles/tennis_from_all_angles_roundup_of_stories_and_links_from_the_atp_and_wta_tours/10277656 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png • Minka Kelly even looks gorgeous in sweats • Looks like Reese Witherspoon is pregnant • Candice Swanepoel unleashes her bikini curves • Mena Suvari & Tara Reid at their movie premier • Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett were hooking up • The 60 best natural breasts for International Women’s Day • Miranda Kerr does a Japanese Lipton Limone ad • Natalia Siwiec is a lingerie model you should know about Filed under: Daily Dump Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:30:53 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/reese_witherspoon_is_preggers_the_best_natural_breasts_in_the_world/10263889 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/reese_witherspoon_is_preggers_the_best_natural_breasts_in_the_world/10263889 Reese Witherspoon is Preggers & The Best Natural Breasts in The World http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/reese_witherspoon_is_preggers_the_best_natural_breasts_in_the_world/10263889 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png I can’t wait to see @MrBrandonStroud on TV swing by as it misses the ball by a foot! - Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us on Facebook. Links 9 More MCs That Desperately Need A Name Change - I guess MC Skatcat finally realized what “scat” means. Good news: Paula Abdul is the opposite of scat. [Smoking Section] 5 Reasons Boycotting “The Avengers” Is Pointless - Reason 6: Fin Fang Foom is not in it. Reason 7: Missing out on looking at Scarlett Johansson’s butt for two hours. [Gamma Squad] 12 Times You’ve Seen Ron Swanson But Had No Idea It was Ron Swanson - The fact that Ron Swanson is in season 2 of ’24′ (the best one, the one with the cougar and Kim Bauer’s nipples) has somehow made it even better. Give me all the time you have! [Warming Glow] Today’s Top Story: Macauley Culkin Is Skinny - Haley Joel Osment should try to get this role next. [Film Drunk] Redditor’s Dad Enjoys Photoshopping Himself Into Movies An Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:00:12 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/hanley_ramirez_is_passive_aggressive_for_powerade_and_morning_links/9857338 http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/hanley_ramirez_is_passive_aggressive_for_powerade_and_morning_links/9857338 Hanley Ramirez Is Passive-Aggressive For Powerade (And Morning Links) http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/hanley_ramirez_is_passive_aggressive_for_powerade_and_morning_links/9857338 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/e/e/eecc39ade00927fbef5dcccb5931964b2249b879/mini/97181845.jpg