Yardbarker: Marisa Tomei

NFL vs The Pope vs The Bachelor

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 14:42:13 -0400

The three things going on in the world (or at least my world) have all merged into one monster blog. NFL free agency, the pope, and the Bachlor finals. Let’s mix em in a bowl and call em gumbo! ********************* Greg Jennings is OF COURSE going to play for the Vikings. He is visiting their today. Stick it to us Greg! … just like Brett, Sharper, Longwell, and probably 50 other idiots. Anywhos, that’s a lot like going to play with devil in my book. ********************* So Pope Francis is a Jesuit. So was Vince Lombardi, the entire Marquette University is Jesuit. So what is a Jesuit? Still Catholic right? Short version: “God’s Marines” Wow, that sounds hard core. ********************** The Society of Jesus (Latin: Societas Iesu, S.J., SJ or SI) is a Christian male religious order of the Roman Catholic Church. The members are called Jesuits and are also known colloquially as “God’s Marines”,[2] these being references to founder Ignatius of Loyola‘s military backg

Fantasy Football Is The Ultimate Distraction (Sorry, Marisa Tomei)

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:40:03 -0400

Can you feel it? It’s almost time. Maybe you’ve had your draft already. I’ve been down that road before. Where you can’t wait any longer and end up doing your draft in early August. That’s how Peyton Manning gets taken in the 5th round and never sets foot on the field. Self control, people, it’s a virtue. Fantasy football truly is the best of the fantasy sports. Having to set your lineup for only one day a week allows for greater scrutiny at every position. Match ups are so important that you actually consider benching your best receiver because he has to go against Darrel Revis, or you #1 ru...

Maria Disgusted With Response To Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 00:21:51 -0400

- As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday’s Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: “Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!! “I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It’s gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don’t touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you…” Kanellis says she is disgusted with wrestling fan comments she read online Tuesday concerning the groping incident. She tweeted: “So since Marisa Tomei played a stripper and is scantily clad in a movie that gives you the right to grab her? I don’t think so. I am a performer and so is she. Your comments disgust me on wrestlinginc.” - “No Holds Barred,” featuring Hulk Hogan in his first starring movie ro

Maria Disgusted With Response To Groping Incident

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:22:19 -0400

As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday’s Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: “Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!! “I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It’s gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don’t touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you…” Kanellis says she is disgusted with wrestling fan comments she read online Tuesday concerning the groping incident. She tweeted: “So since Marisa Tomei played a stripper and is scantily clad in a movie that gives you the right to grab her? I don’t think so. I am a performer and so is she. Your comments disgust me.” I’ve got to admit – some of the comments we had here on the site yesterday were VERY disre

Maria Disgusted With Response To Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:05:56 -0400

- As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday’s Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: “Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!! “I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It’s gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don’t touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you…” Kanellis says she is disgusted with wrestling fan comments she read online Tuesday concerning the groping incident. She tweeted: “So since Marisa Tomei played a stripper and is scantily clad in a movie that gives you the right to grab her? I don’t think so. I am a performer and so is she. Your comments disgust me on [wrestling website].” - “No Holds Barred,” featuring Hulk Hogan in his first starring m

Maria Kanellis Disgusted with Response to Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:14:08 -0400

- “No Holds Barred,” featuring Hulk Hogan in his first starring movie role, is being digitally remastered and will be available on DVD July 3. WWE.com has published a photo gallery of retro shots from the 1989 cult classic’s production. - John Cena, who celebrates ten years as a WWE Superstar today, is today’s featured talent on WWE.com. - As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday’s Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: “Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!! “I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It’s gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don’t touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you…” Kanellis says she is disgusted with wrestling fan comments she...

Maria Kanellis Disgusted with Response to Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:13:28 -0400

- “No Holds Barred,” featuring Hulk Hogan in his first starring movie role, is being digitally remastered and will be available on DVD July 3. WWE.com has published a photo gallery of retro shots from the 1989 cult classic’s production.- John Cena, who celebrates ten years as a WWE Superstar today, is today’s featured talent on WWE.com.- As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday’s Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: “Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!!“I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It’s gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don’t touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you…”Kanellis says she is disgusted with wrestling fan comments she rea...

Maria Kanellis Disgusted with Response to Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:12:48 -0400

- "No Holds Barred," featuring Hulk Hogan in his first starring movie role, is being digitally remastered and will be available on DVD July 3. WWE.com has published a photo gallery of retro shots from the 1989 cult classic's production. - John Cena, who celebrates ten years as a WWE Superstar today, is today's featured talent on WWE.com. - As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday's Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: "Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!! "I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It's gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don't touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you..." Kanellis sa...

Maria Disgusted With Response To Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:58:27 -0400

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Maria Disgusted With Response To Groping Incident, No Holds Barred Photos

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:57:41 -0400

- As reported earlier, Maria Kanellis voiced her displeasure with being groped by a spectator at Saturday’s Ring of Honor Best in the World 2012 event in New York City, writing on Twitter: “Thank you New York for coming to see Mike Bennett and myself. But the guy in the front row that grabbed my bum, I will have you thrown out next time. You are a pervert!!“I am not to be touched, ever, by a fan weather I am working or not. It’s gross. I am not a toy. You pay to watch, so watch. Don’t touch. The only person that can touch is Mike Bennett. From now on you will get thrown out. thank you…”Kanellis says she is disgusted with wrestling fan comments she read online Tuesday concerning the groping incident. She tweeted: “So since Marisa Tomei played a stripper and is scantily clad in a movie that gives you the right to grab her? I don’t think so. I am a performer and so is she. Your comments disgust me on [wrestling website].”- “No Holds Barred,” featuring Hulk Hogan in his first starring movi

Ray Rice Wants Adrian Peterson Money…..Yeah And I Want To Bang Marisa Tomei

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:13:26 -0500

Whoa, making fun of Ray Rice….THAT’S A NO-NO, DAMMIT! I’ll say this, Ray Rice is a helluva player. I’d take him on my football team every day of the week and ten times on Sunday. BUT THE DUDE IS NO WHERE NEAR ADRIAN PETERSON, SORRY I’M NOT SORRY. According to my favorite #FATTY on his FANTASTIC MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK, SI’s Peter King says Ray Rice is seeking “Adrian Peterson-type money in his next contract.” Peterson, signed a 7-year, $96M contract, with $36M in guarantees with the Minnesota Vikings in September. I get the whole “reach for the stars” approach, because if you fall you’ll still stand on a 5-year, $65M deal. But let’s be honest, Ray-Ray2 ain’t anywhere near AP. He isn’t even as good as my dude Maurice Jones-Drew and to be honest, LeSean McCoy. I know I’ll get killed for this because I am from the 914 (Westchester, NY) and Ray grew up and graduated from New Rochelle high school (like ten minutes from my house in Harrison, NY) but I don’t give a ****. I tell it

Utah High School Drops “Cougars” Name For Sports Team Because It Is “Offensive To Women”

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:28:08 -0500

This is terrible news….now the next thing we’ll have is older hot women being frowned upon for dating younger guys because it is “offensive” cut the ****, society! There is nothing better than a smokin’ hot lady/mom trying to bang out a younger dude. Like if Marisa Tomei were feelin’ your boy, it’d be over. I’d marry her on the spot. I don’t care if she’s like fifty and I’m in my twenties, she will be hot forever. Future students of the Corner Canyon High School were mailed ballots and selected navy, silver and white for their school colors and also the name “cougar” won for it’s schools name…..but not so fast. With 23% of the votes, future students had selected the Cougar as the school’s mascot, but Canyons School District said that board members expressed concern over the use of Cougar because it’s used as a “derogatory term for some women.” BULL. There has been bigger. better schools to roll with the cougar name, get your pride out of your ass and let the people have t

Trivia Q&A: January 2

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:23:00 -0500

On Monday's special edition of Trivia, we had to follow the Oregon-Wisconsin Rose Bowl game, and there were many Wisconsin fans in the bar. We got Trivia going shortly afterwards, and we had a smaller but enthusiastic crowd in, 10 teams.It was close throughout the night, but the team called Dead Black Birds came away with the win, as they led through the entire night. They got 3 of the 5 IQ Trivia questions correct, and wound up winning with 43 points.Second place went to Happy 30th Birthday, John Quinn! with 37 points and third place went to Chicks With Dicks with 34 points.And special thanks to Trivia regulars Gillian, Christina and all their friends, who surprised me with a birthday cake just before the final round began. (You might have guessed they were the team that finished in second.) I am so touched that they did that, and I love you all of you for such a sweet gesture. You're all the best!Thanks to everyone at Trivia Night for the nice birthday wishes. I love you a...

Tide RB's chances hurt by position, conference

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:13:15 -0500

Like all "best of" awards, the Heisman Trophy is, at the end of the day, a beauty contest. And, as happens more often than anyone wants to admit, this year's best college football player is likely to get left behind in a whirlwind of hype and heated arguing. Like Marisa Tomei at the Oscars, sometime in the future, fans will likely look back at this Heisman race and say, "How did that happen?" Baylor's Robert Griffin III, a fine quarterback and a good guy, is probably going to win. Alabama running back Trent Richardson, the man who should walk away with the trophy in a landslide, will likely finish third. Richardson has a number of things working against him. For starters he is not a quarterback. Touching the ball on every offensive down gives you a distinct advantage when it comes to racking up stats and having your best plays highlighted on television. But for a bruising runner who shared time with backup Eddie Lacy, Richardson was the kind of offense powerhouse that have