http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/players/penelope_cruz/88409 Recent articles about Penelope Cruz en-us Well it has been some time since we dusted off the photoshop machine, but waking up to Rob Ford’s cocaine news inspired us. Seems the big guy is a fan of blow and there is a video out now to show it. Seems fitting the next move after getting kicked out of office will be the movies. How about a remake of Blow without Johnny Depp? Keep Penelope Cruz of course, she is hot. Anyways, here is how it may look. We hope you did not eat breakfast yet. Fri, 17 May 2013 07:53:54 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/photoshop_rob_ford_cracks_into_movies_in_blow/13636916 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/photoshop_rob_ford_cracks_into_movies_in_blow/13636916 Photoshop: Rob Ford “cracks” into movies in Blow http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/photoshop_rob_ford_cracks_into_movies_in_blow/13636916 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/d/b/db0cca5b4bdc94f294d3422d956f2f2e07e307e4/mini/pirates-the-caribbean-dead.jpg Sweltering Mexican wool Eva Longoria will turn 38 on Friday, March 15. The 5-foot-2, 105 pound Longoria, born in Corpus Christi, Texas, is mainly recognized for playing the roles of Isabella Braña on The Young and the Restless and Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. Featuring a diminutive, yet extremely alluring, 32B rack, Longoria was hailed as the preeminent **** in the world by Maxim in 2005 and 2006. A devout Roman Catholic, the brown-haired, brown-eyed temptress has fornicated with hideous crooner J.C. Chasez, porous New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and Penelope Cruz‘s brother, Eduardo. One of the mugs of … Continue reading → Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:11:40 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/birthday_babe_of_the_week_eva_longoria/13124614 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/birthday_babe_of_the_week_eva_longoria/13124614 Birthday babe of the week – Eva Longoria http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/birthday_babe_of_the_week_eva_longoria/13124614 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Click on the photo for more of Penelope Cruz Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen anything of worth pertaining to Penelope Cruz.  I mean I’ve always been a fan and will always be one.   It’s just I haven’t heard from her in a while.   Looks like she saved herself for this 2013 Campari [...] Thu, 13 Dec 2012 15:00:01 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/penelope_cruz_leads_the_pm_portfolio/12430468 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/penelope_cruz_leads_the_pm_portfolio/12430468 Penelope Cruz Leads the P.M. Portfolio http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/penelope_cruz_leads_the_pm_portfolio/12430468 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Click on photo to read more about the Chase Title Race I’m not going to pretend like I know anything about this topic, but I’m just going to say it should come down to the wire! Durhhhh…. Hope everyone has a great weekend, and let’s hope my fantasy football team doesn’t lay another egg. Cheers! The Press 15 Super Famous Actors Who Played Football [WithLeather] Tiffany Cache has curves that defy gravity [RegretfulMorning] 12 Funny Cake Messages [Uncoached] 21 GIFs of People Crying Over Sports [TotalProSports] Quarterbacks may hold the key to Week 11 wins in Fantasy Football [USAToday] UPENN QB Billy Ragone suffers nasty leg injury vs. Harvard [LarryBrownSports] Penelope Cruz is still mighty relevant [TheBlemish] Vicky Andren did a breathtaking lingerie spread [Funtasticus] Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:00:22 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/full_court_press_five_moments_that_shaped_the_chase_title_fight_week_11_qb_keys_breathtaking_vicky_andren/12229870 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/full_court_press_five_moments_that_shaped_the_chase_title_fight_week_11_qb_keys_breathtaking_vicky_andren/12229870 Full Court Press: Five Moments That Shaped the Chase Title Fight, Week 11 QB Keys, Breathtaking Vicky Andren http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/full_court_press_five_moments_that_shaped_the_chase_title_fight_week_11_qb_keys_breathtaking_vicky_andren/12229870 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png • Ashley Greene knows how to dress • Penelope Cruz gets red hot for Campari • The view is much better from the woman’s perspective • This dog sure knows hot to work out • NFL cheerleader power rankings • The new hot Bond girl Berenice Marlohe • Rihanna transforms into wax sculpture • Beatrice Chirita is just crazy hot Filed under: Daily Dump Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:30:00 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/red_hot_penelope_cruz_nfl_cheerleader_power_rankings/12213823 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/red_hot_penelope_cruz_nfl_cheerleader_power_rankings/12213823 Red Hot Penelope Cruz & NFL: Cheerleader Power Rankings http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/red_hot_penelope_cruz_nfl_cheerleader_power_rankings/12213823 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Monika Pietrasinska Always Looks Freakin’ Great in Skimpy Lingerie [GCeleb] Penelope Cruz & Saadet Aksoy @ “Venuto al Mondo” Premiere [MoeJackson] Here are the Bar Refaeli GQ Germany Photos We’ve Been Waiting For [RSVLTS] Super Sexy Self Shot Tuesday is the only reason we love Tuesdays [BroMyGod] Ashley Michaelsen is in the final of Maxim’s Hometown Hottie 2013 [HotClicks] She’s Uncoachable: Nicole Trunfio Turns Us On with those curves [Uncoached] The 2013-2014 Sacramento Kings calendar has a sexy fantasy theme [Gunaxin] Time to check out this sexy Catia Marisa Lingerie Shoot For Revista J [DJMick] Halloween might be over, but here are 12 great costumes from 2012 [Regretful] Sophie Turner knows how to get more Twitter followers with bikini photos [PHS] 50 Best Photos Of Brittney Palmer – UFC’s hottest ring girl for most of us [Busted] Sara Jean Underwood 4 Roma Costumes Part Two will make you go gaga [TCMag] Emily Didonato Looks Really Awesome in These New Lingerie Shots [Brobible] Meet Bo Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:56:48 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/monika_pietrasinska_kicks_off_the_best_links_of_the_day/12147631 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/monika_pietrasinska_kicks_off_the_best_links_of_the_day/12147631 Monika Pietrasinska kicks off the best links of the day http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/monika_pietrasinska_kicks_off_the_best_links_of_the_day/12147631 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:30:50 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/monica_and_penelope_cruz_are_here_to_pimp_nintendo_once_again/12053593 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/monica_and_penelope_cruz_are_here_to_pimp_nintendo_once_again/12053593 Monica and Penelope Cruz are here to pimp Nintendo once again http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/articles/monica_and_penelope_cruz_are_here_to_pimp_nintendo_once_again/12053593 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:15:04 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/monica_and_penelope_cruz_pimp_new_super_mario_bros_2/11464669 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/monica_and_penelope_cruz_pimp_new_super_mario_bros_2/11464669 Monica and Penelope Cruz pimp ‘New Super Mario Bros 2′ http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/monica_and_penelope_cruz_pimp_new_super_mario_bros_2/11464669 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Is there anything better than hot sisters? How about hot famous sisters? Now that Penelope Cruz is married to that creepy Javier Bardem, we still need our hot Cruz fix. Enter Monica Cruz, Penelope’s little sister. Monica is a dancer and now a lingerie model for Agent Provocateur. [Show as slideshow] 12► Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:19:22 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/meet_monica_cruz_penelope_cruzs_hot_little_sister_who_is_a_lingerie_model_for_agent_provocateur_pics_video/11414146 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/meet_monica_cruz_penelope_cruzs_hot_little_sister_who_is_a_lingerie_model_for_agent_provocateur_pics_video/11414146 Meet Monica Cruz, Penelope Cruz’s hot little sister who is a lingerie model for Agent Provocateur (pics + video) http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/meet_monica_cruz_penelope_cruzs_hot_little_sister_who_is_a_lingerie_model_for_agent_provocateur_pics_video/11414146 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png • Miley Cyrus goes commando cheeks • Alec Baldwin’s daughter is gorgeous • Yep, Penelope Cruz still has it • Edita Vilkeviciute is one hot bikini model • Jena Sims presents the hottest video you’ll see today • Kate Upton can’t stop doing the Cat Daddy • Merry Burnsday! • What is this? An underwater pillow fight?! Filed under: Daily Dump Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:30:20 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/miley_cyrus_butt_cheeks_kate_uptons_cat_daddy/11063897 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/miley_cyrus_butt_cheeks_kate_uptons_cat_daddy/11063897 Miley Cyrus’ Butt Cheeks & Kate Upton’s Cat Daddy http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/miley_cyrus_butt_cheeks_kate_uptons_cat_daddy/11063897 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Today's hot chick is Penelope Cruz.  Cruz is a Spanish actress who achieved recognition for her lead roles in Vanilla Sky and Blow.  Now obvisouly she is hot as hell, but for some reason I can't get over how much of a ***** she was in Blow.  Awesome movie to say the least, but she plays a complete ***** and it turns me off.  Not to say I wouldn't lay the pipe on her though.  Pictures below. Like this post? Check out our Home Page for more stories and follow us on Twitter and Facebook Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:25:00 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/penelope_cruz_hot_chick_of_the_day_pictures/10570981 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/penelope_cruz_hot_chick_of_the_day_pictures/10570981 Penelope Cruz Hot Chick of the Day (Pictures) http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/penelope_cruz_hot_chick_of_the_day_pictures/10570981 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Well, March is finally here. The month of March brings warmer weather, St. Patrick’s Day, and most importantly, the madness of the NCAA tourney. Filling out a 64 (I’m sticking with that because 68 still doesn’t seem right) team bracket is one of the most fun activities related to sports. Every single year, men and women of all ages make their selections round by round, slowly whittling down the field until they are left with one team who they believe will win the national championship. So I decided, why not use the March Madness bracket idea and replace college basketball teams with hot women? A majority of people who fill out the brackets and pay attention to college basketball are men, and a majority of men like to argue/discuss about how attractive women are. Combing these two things into one idea was just meant to be (and I’m sure I’m not the first to do this). I decided to find a list of the top 64 women of 2012. I ended up using askmen.com’s most desirable women of 2012 list. This way there Wed, 14 Mar 2012 12:11:03 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/march_madness_most_desirable_women_of_2012/10309249 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/march_madness_most_desirable_women_of_2012/10309249 March Madness: Most Desirable Women of 2012 http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/march_madness_most_desirable_women_of_2012/10309249 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria denies that she and Los Angeles Lakers forward Matt Barnes are dating, as rumored in a New York Post article on Sunday. "Why is the truth never the headline?" Longoria said on WhoSay. "Why did I bother to comment when they put your statement at the end of articles?" Longoria, 36, was married to San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, but the couple divorced in 2010. She has been dating Eduardo Cruz, Penelope Cruz's younger brother, according to Ace Show Biz. The rumor of Longoria and Barnes' relationship started with a Page Six column in... Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:18:51 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/matt_barnes_not_dating_eva_longoria_actress_insists_after_new_york_post_floats_rumor_on_page_six/7768237 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/matt_barnes_not_dating_eva_longoria_actress_insists_after_new_york_post_floats_rumor_on_page_six/7768237 Matt Barnes Not Dating Eva Longoria, Actress Insists After New York Post Floats Rumor on Page Six http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/articles/matt_barnes_not_dating_eva_longoria_actress_insists_after_new_york_post_floats_rumor_on_page_six/7768237 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Well, add a new layer to the split between Lakers forward Matt Barnes and his ex-fiance, Gloria Govan. It seems as if Matt has already moved on. Per Page Six, Matt Barnes is currently hanging out with Desperate Housewives star (and ex-real life “Basketball wife” of Spurs guard, Tony Parker) Eva Longoria. Eva Longoria may have her eye on a new baller. The actress shared a flirty dinner with LA Lakers forward Matt Barnes in New York. “Desperate Housewives” star Longoria, who divorced former San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker last November amid reports he shared racy texts with another woman, seemed “very flirty” with Barnes as they dined with two friends at Il Mulino Thursday night. Spies at the Greenwich Village restaurant said Longoria, who’s still dating Penelope Cruz’s younger brother, Eduardo, also dined with two of her close friends — stylist Robert Verdi and entrepreneur Loren Ridinger — but seemed very focused on Barnes. A spy in the restaurant told us: “There was ... Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:58:11 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/lakers_forward_matt_barnes_creeping_with_desperate_housewives_star_eva_longoria/7750255 http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/lakers_forward_matt_barnes_creeping_with_desperate_housewives_star_eva_longoria/7750255 Has Eva moved on to a new baller? http://www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles/lakers_forward_matt_barnes_creeping_with_desperate_housewives_star_eva_longoria/7750255 http://www.yardbarker.com/media/2/9/2970ed432e83b6b2e0259e50d089ded88ed3a79c/mini/evabarnes.jpg Eva Longoria may have her eye on a new baller after the actress was spotted sharing dinner with LA Lakers forward Matt Barnes in New York. "Desperate Housewives" star Longoria, who divorced former San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker last November amid reports that he shared racy texts with another woman, seemed "very flirty" with Barnes as they dined with two friends at Il Mulino on Thursday night. Spies at the Greenwich Village restaurant said that Longoria, who is still dating Penelope Cruz's younger brother, Eduardo, also dined with two of her close friends -- stylist Robert Verdi and entrepreneur Loren Ridinger -- but seemed very focused on Barnes. "There was definitely a spark between Eva and Matt," a spy in the restaurant said. "They weren't seated next to each other, but you could tell there was something between them. There was a little hand-holding over the table and a lot of eye contact." Thursday was not the first time Longoria has been out with Ba Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:18:15 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/longoria_dines_with_lakers_forward/7746679 http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/longoria_dines_with_lakers_forward/7746679 Longoria dines with Lakers forward http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sports/articles/longoria_dines_with_lakers_forward/7746679 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png