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      <title>Tila Tequila has super powers now</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:45:13 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>The Lights Are Officially Out For &#8220;Lights Out&#8221;</title>
      <description>Shawne Merriman, 28, was arguably the most exciting player in the NFL to watch when he was in his prime with the Chargers. But in recent years, &#8220;Lights Out&#8221; hasn&#8217;t been very exciting.&#160;Yesterday, Merriman acknowledged this fact and announced that he would be turning the lights out on his career.
San Diego drafted Merriman with the 12th overall pick in the 2005 draft. Merriman started off his career with three great years but then fell off. The linebacker&#8217;s best year in the league was in 2006 when in just 12 games he totaled 17 sacks, 1 interception, 4 forced fumbles, and 49 tackles.
In 2007, Merriman had another good season when he totaled 12.5 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, and 54 tackles in 15 games. But after 2007, &#8220;Lights Out&#8221; didn&#8217;t really play at all. Over the last five years, Merriman has played in 32 games and totaled 6 sacks, zero forced fumbles, and only 55 tackles.
Over his career, Merriman was selected to the Pro Bowl three times and was named the 2005 NFL Defensive Rookie of t...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 14:16:54 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>So Long, Gigantosaur &#8212; KSK Kontent Klearinghouse</title>
      <description>Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday. Sure, it&#8217;s another one of those &#8220;why now? why not five years ago?&#8221; type of deals, but for how fleeting Merriman&#8217;s time of being productive in the NFL was, he was indeed a memorable figure. Be it his signature &#8220;Lights Out&#8221; sack dance, the alleged fights and lawsuits with Tila Tequila, the time he got a Powerade logo shaved into the side of his head, or just the fact that Merriman once swore that he would destroy the elderly and the mentally challenged if that&#8217;s what it took to win, Gigantosaur had his moments.
Merriman will also, of course, be recalled for the swiftness of his decline. He went from one of the fiercest pass-rushers in the NFL to a near non-factor within the span of a year. Part of that was injury. Most of that was the elimination of steroids from his system. I will say it was sad to see him hang around for years beyond his usefulness, because it was only really fun to watch him blocked out of a play if ...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:14:24 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>&#8220;Lights Out&#8221; for washed-up Merriman</title>
      <description>Fittingly, like a bolt of lightning, Shawne Merriman&#8217;s career has come and gone in a flash.
The outside linebacker who burst onto the NFL scene with the Chargers in his first three seasons announced his retirement on Tuesday at the age of 28, ending his career far short of the Canton-bound trajectory with which it took off.
Merriman was the 2005 Rookie of the Year with 10 sacks, then finished with 17 in 2006 despite getting dinged four games by the NFL for steroid use. He kept pace with 12.5 sacks in &#8217;07, celebrating each with his trademark &#8220;Lights Out&#8221; dance that either resembled someone having a seizure or getting electrocuted or dry-humping air.
The rest of his career was a testament to the dangers of dating Tila Tequila.

Merriman suffered a knee injury in 2008 and played only one game. His return to the field in 2009 was marred by charges that he choked his girlfriend, at-the-time celebrity for some reason Tequila. Prosecutors didn&#8217;t press charges, likely because choking Tila T...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 02:17:50 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Sarah Jones reportedly getting reality TV show</title>
      <description>The former NFL cheerleader who admitted in court to having sex with a minor reportedly is getting her own reality TV show. Radar Online reports that 495 Productions, which created the popular MTV show &#8220;Jersey Shore,&#8221; is giving a reality show to ex-Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones. Jones admitted to having sex with her then-underage student while she was a high school teacher. She pleaded guilty to lesser charges on Oct. 8 and avoided jail time as part of a plea deal. There is no word when the show will begin production or what network will air it. 495 Productions has produced/created  &#8220;A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,&#8221; &#8220;Tool Academy,&#8221; &#8220;Disaster Date,&#8221; which appeared on MTV or VH1, as well as &#8220;Jersey Shore&#8221; and its spinoff shows. A few of their other shows have appeared on Oxygen or A&amp;E.   &#8220;A lot of people are going to be outraged I imagine when they find out she&#8217;s getting a show,&#8221; a source told Radar Online. &#8220;She is basically being rewarded for breaking the law! &#8220;She&#8217;s tota</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 21:33:41 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Roy Hibbert&#8217;s Gangnam Style Flash Mob, Because Indiana Is Boring</title>
      <description>If you read &#8220;Roy Hibbert&#8217;s Gangnam Style Flash Mob&#8221; and got excited, this is the best video you will ever see.  If you didn&#8217;t &#8230; well, at least he isn&#8217;t still dancing around to &#8216;Call Me Maybe&#8217;.  (via The NBA Mistress)- Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us on Facebook.LinksGuest Review: ACW Beyond Good and Evil &#8217;12 by Brandon Stroud |The Wrestling Blog|RZA And The Black Keys Made A Video Together And It&#8217;s Predictably Great |UPROXX|Holy Crap Tila Tequila Has Gone Insane |Warming Glow|New Iron Man 3 poster and pictures of Ben Kingsley being Chinese |Film Drunk|Matt Cain Busted The Myth That He Couldn&#8217;t Ruin A Pizza With Baseball |With Leather|&#8216;The Wolverine&#8217; Gets A Surprising Cameo |Gamma Squad|Reason #289 To Hate Dwight Howard: Crying Before His Laker Debut |Smoking Section|The Best Moments From Week 7 Sunday |Kissing Suzy Kolber|5 Weirdest Questions On Scientology&#8217;s Sea Org Application |Buzzfeed|The 5 Other Times </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:45:55 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Things Are Going Great For Ric Flair</title>
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The annual Gathering of the Juggalos event in Illinois is a fascinating spectacle. While the Insane Clown Posse&#8217;s Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have led us to believe that they&#8217;re a pair of thugged out, gun-wielding psychos, it turns out that they&#8217;re actually two devout Christians trying to spread positive influence through their unique brand of rap music. Of course, their followers, Juggalos, end up interpreting that message in their own way, like domestic violence turkey legs, black market Four Loko, or blatantly selling LSD.
But the Gathering has also been a source of inspiration for a different demographic, namely celebrities at the end of their 15 minutes. Each year, the festival&#8217;s organizers release an infomercial to fill us in on the lineup, and there are always a few random celebrities that are begging for one last shred of acceptance. See: Charlie Sheen, MC Hammer, Tom Green, Gallagher, Coolio, Dustin Diamond, Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, and, of course, Tila Tequila, who famous...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 12:30:19 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>This is how you deal with road rage in Russia</title>
      <description>Oh boy, just another &#8216;casual&#8217; day in Russia. In case you didn&#8217;t know this yet, this video will teach you that hatchet beats bat in real life, especially when there&#8217;s a dashboard camera involved. No clue who the heck would keep a hatchet in his car but I imagine this guy saying something like &#8220;I got this Bro. Let me get my hatchet!&#8221;

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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 19:00:30 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Buffalo Bills Coach: Look to See the Old Shawne Merriman This Season</title>
      <description>Shawne Merriman&#8217;s first three years in the NFL were amazing, having 37.5 sacks total and earning three-time All-Pro honors from 2005-07 when playing with the San Diego Chargers.
However, injuries soon got to him and he has never been the same since then.&#160;Adding to the doping allegations and his little incident with Tila Tequila, it doesn&#8217;t help so much.
Merriman now serves as the pass-rusher for the Buffalo Bills and so far, according to Buffalo Bills head coach Chan Gailey, has looked healthy and good.
From the Buffalo News:
&#8220;He works hard. He looks quick. He looks healthy.&#160;That part of it has been refreshing for us, to see some what of I think we&#8217;re going to see is the old Shawne Merriman this year.&#8221;
It is possible. Merriman is only 28 years old, so he has some time to improve easily. However, with him missing 35 games since 2008, who knows? I mean, he played nothing like he did from 2005-07 when he did play in the past three years.
We&#8217;ll see what he is able to produce this year.
&#8220;I feel ver</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:42:36 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Junior Seau Dies of Gunshot Wound</title>
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Junior Seau, who played 20 NFL seasons with the San Diego Chargers, Miami Dolphins and New England Patriots has reportedly taken his own life with a self inflicted gunshot wound to his chest.
The shooting occurred sometime before 10 a.m. PT this morning at his Oceanside CA home.&#160; The local emergency dispatch center received a 9-1-1 call about 10 a.m. from Seau&#8217;s housekeeper reporting the shooting.
Seau, who was one of the greatest linebackers to ever play the game and a surefire Pro Football Hall of Fame member, has battled suicide demons in his past.&#160; Once he retired his life seemed to change drastically without football in it, as he appeared several times in tabloid news stories in print and on TV.&#160; Nearly two years ago he was accused of assault by Reality TV entertainer Tila Tequila and then he drove his car off of a cliff just hours after being arrested on those charges.
Drafted 5th overall by San Diego in the 1990 NFL Draft out of Southern California,&#160; he starred for 13 se...</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 17:22:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Watch Hulk Hogan Flush His Remaining Dignity Before The Sex Tape Arrives</title>
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Right now you&#8217;re probably saying, &#8220;But With Leather, Hulk Hogan lost his dignity YEARS ago!&#8221;  Yes, I&#8217;ve seen Mr. Nanny, but you can always give more.
What you&#8217;re watching is a clip from the #ChallengeHulk series, a YouTube channel of promotional videos from Hogan and weight loss product Body By Vi that are a lot like the show &#8216;Shaq Vs.&#8217;, except Hogan just stands in front of a green screen and challenges himself to be as pathetic as possible.  In this installment, Hogan listens to Lady Gaga&#8217;s &#8220;Born This Way&#8221; once, puts on some props a lame person would have in a photo booth at a wedding and tells us that we need to respect everyone on the planet because he has the largest arms in the world.  Or something.
My theory (as the headline suggests) is that our Ten Jokes To Tell About The Upcoming Hulk Hogan Sex Tape and its sequel made Hogan go &#8220;oh no, brother&#8221; and feel fear deep in his melting, leathery core, so he&#8217;s pulling a Tila Tequila and being as sad as possible every day so seeing h</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 14:30:20 -0500</pubDate>
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If you&#8217;ve ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you &#8212; embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco&#8217;s upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.  He&#8217;s got a great reason for doing it, too, that has nothing to do with money or people looking at him through cameras!
Via the press release, by way of Market Watch:
Alki David, founder and CEO of FilmOn.com Networks, announced today that he has approved the last minute change in the upcoming title fight between controversial baseball player Jose Canseco and Tareq Salahi, the White House Party Crasher.
&#8220;Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies. I called Tareq and begged him to let me take his place in the upcoming fight against Canseco,&#8221; said Dykstra in a statement. 
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