http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/players/yoko_ono/88581 Recent articles about Yoko Ono en-us Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:01:43 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/bill_burr_explains_why_yoko_ono_sucks_video/12692623 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/bill_burr_explains_why_yoko_ono_sucks_video/12692623 Bill Burr explains why Yoko Ono sucks (Video) http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/bill_burr_explains_why_yoko_ono_sucks_video/12692623 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Remember that team in New York that lost 49-19 to the Patriots a few weeks ago? The one that surrendered 21 points in 52 seconds in front of a national television audience? The amazing "butt fumble" play that set Twitter ablaze? The team that had Aunt Janice and Cousin Sally asking, "Wait, that's not supposed to happen, is it?" while they ate their dessert on Thanksgiving night? Remember the horrible, awful, embarrassing 2012 New York Jets? The team that held a news conference with more than 80 media-credentialed reporters for the arrival of their backup quarterback in March? The one that green-lit ESPN coming down for an entire week of training camp in August? The team that Fireman Ed the franchise's unofficial team mascot abandoned via an op-ed in a New York City newspaper after Week 12? Those Jets? Well, don't look now, but they're currently winners of two straight games, three out of their past four, and are somehow just one game out of the crowded AFC playoff Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:47:41 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/week_15_nfl_cheat_sheet/12425254 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/week_15_nfl_cheat_sheet/12425254 Week 15 NFL cheat sheet http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/week_15_nfl_cheat_sheet/12425254 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Remember that team in New York that lost 49-19 to the Patriots a few weeks ago? The one that surrendered 21 points in 52 seconds in front of a national television audience? The amazing "butt fumble" play that set Twitter ablaze? The team that had Aunt Janice and Cousin Sally asking, "Wait, that's not supposed to happen, is it?" while they ate their dessert on Thanksgiving night? Remember the horrible, awful, embarrassing 2012 New York Jets? The team that held a news conference with more than 80 media-credentialed reporters for the arrival of their backup quarterback in March? The one that green-lit ESPN coming down for an entire week of training camp in August? The team that Fireman Ed the franchise's unofficial team mascot abandoned via an op-ed in a New York City newspaper after Week 12? Those Jets? Well, don't look now, but they're currently winners of two straight games, three out of their past four, and are somehow just one game out of the crowded AFC playoff Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:47:41 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/week_15_nfl_cheat_sheet/12425248 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/week_15_nfl_cheat_sheet/12425248 Week 15 NFL cheat sheet http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/week_15_nfl_cheat_sheet/12425248 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Wow. I never realized how terrible that song is when it doesn’t have cleavage. via Videogum Filed under: Enterta… [[ Read More ]] Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:42:15 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/yoko_ono_does_an_amazing_rendition_of_katy_perrys_firework/12407593 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/yoko_ono_does_an_amazing_rendition_of_katy_perrys_firework/12407593 Yoko Ono Does An Amazing Rendition Of Katy Perry’s ‘Firework’ http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/yoko_ono_does_an_amazing_rendition_of_katy_perrys_firework/12407593 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png We took a poll on our Cosby Sweaters facebook page to see how the Olympic torch should be lit up today, responses below. C.S. Somehow will get lit via a “Call Me Maybe” cover C.S. Fu*k it, don’t light it. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/JoeIsUncool" data-ft="{"type":35,"tn":";"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100001469651057">Joe Whiteman They’re going to light it with an iPhone app. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/linard.gibson" data-ft="{"type":35,"tn":";"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1517892811">Linard Gibson They’ll use all the electricity they’re saving by not giving non-British athletes a/c to light it with an epic spark. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dan.clem.58" data-ft="{"type":35,"tn":";"}" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1280602541&qu... Fri, 27 Jul 2012 10:38:13 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/how_the_olympic_torch_should_be_lit_as_submitted_by_readers/11311924 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/how_the_olympic_torch_should_be_lit_as_submitted_by_readers/11311924 How The Olympic Torch Should Be Lit, As Submitted By Readers http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/how_the_olympic_torch_should_be_lit_as_submitted_by_readers/11311924 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Highlight: Yoko Ono appearing out of nowhere and killing three Beatles at once with a machete attack.- Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us on Facebook.LinksInterview With The Music Industry’s Go-To Guy For Tour Lighting |UPROXX|Peggy Olson Ain’t Goin’ Anywhere, Says Matt Weiner |Warming Glow|FilmDrunk Interview: Frank & Casper, The Contentious Comics Of Klown |Film Drunk|New ‘Total Recall’ Clip Brings Back Another Familiar Character |Gamma Squad|10 Rapper Nicknames That Are Incredibly Awkward To Say Out Loud |Smoking Section|An Oral History Of ESPN Monday Night Countdown |Kissing Suzy Kolber|Lupe Fiasco’s Tears Shed Light On Chicago’s Small-Scale Genocide |Smoking Section|‘Cloud Atlas’ Is Four Oscar Bait Movies and Two SF Ones In One |Gamma Squad|The Very Best Of Kate Upton On Deviantart |With Leather|‘Zoolander 2′ Is Apparently Still Happening |Film Drunk|How the ‘Breaking Bad’ Ratings Drop Demonstrates that Fri, 27 Jul 2012 08:30:03 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/exclusive_a_sneak_peek_at_the_2012_london_olympics_opening_ceremony/11311009 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/exclusive_a_sneak_peek_at_the_2012_london_olympics_opening_ceremony/11311009 Exclusive: A Sneak Peek At The 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/exclusive_a_sneak_peek_at_the_2012_london_olympics_opening_ceremony/11311009 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Tigers fans worried Kate Upton to be the Yoko Ono to Verlander Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:39:09 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/tigers_fans_worried_kate_upton_to_be_the_yoko_ono_to_verlander/11201014 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/tigers_fans_worried_kate_upton_to_be_the_yoko_ono_to_verlander/11201014 Tigers fans worried Kate Upton to be the Yoko Ono to Verlander http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/tigers_fans_worried_kate_upton_to_be_the_yoko_ono_to_verlander/11201014 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Olympic organizers have announced the details of a nationwide arts extravaganza coinciding with the London Games. Some 12,000 events will feature 25,000 artists - including representatives of every nation competing in the Summer Olympics that start July 27 and end Aug. 12. Artists including Cate Blanchett, Damien Hirst, Wynton Marsalis, Yoko Ono, Simon Rattle, Ai Wei Wei and are set to take part in the festival encompassing art, music, comedy and dance. Plans include a major concert featuring Jay-Z, Rihanna and Florence + The Machine. Some 100,000 fans are expected for the event, which will take place at the Hackney Marshes in east London. The festival runs from June 21-to Sept.9. --------- Online: www.london2012.com/festival. Thu, 26 Apr 2012 08:44:53 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/arts_to_sprout_in_london_this_olympic_summer/10647961 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/arts_to_sprout_in_london_this_olympic_summer/10647961 Arts to sprout in London this Olympic summer http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/arts_to_sprout_in_london_this_olympic_summer/10647961 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png   The basketball game this Saturday night between the Ohio State Buckeyes and Michigan has significance beyond the regular season Big 10 title hopes of both schools.  Michigan has not won a Big 10 men’s basketball title since 1985 or a football title since it shared with Iowa in 2004. So while a title is important, it’s not guaranteed with a win.  What is guaranteed is the ability to say they split the season series with their nemesis from the south.  Yes, a Buckeye basketball team that is loaded with talent will be playing for Thad Matta’s 5th Big 10 regular season championship since 2005 as the Big 10 regular season hits the home stretch. Michigan’s football program defeated Ohio State for only the second time in the past ten years this past November, and it’s given the fans up north a sense of hope and purpose.  Never mind the head coach with no experience, the scandals and the 18-year-old freshman QB, it was their chance to beat a weak Ohio State team and they barely pulled it off at Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:05:17 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/michigan_fans_beg_for_anyone_to_take_them_seriously/9952150 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/michigan_fans_beg_for_anyone_to_take_them_seriously/9952150 Michigan Fans Beg for Anyone to Take Them Seriously http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/michigan_fans_beg_for_anyone_to_take_them_seriously/9952150 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png I owed her one T.. Patriots Yoko Ono Gisele Bunchden is still receiving a ton of flack for her disparaging remarks made after the Superbowl loss — Finally someone is coming to her defense: “Leave her alone!” Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima told Life & Style at the Victoria’s Secret Angels Kiss and Tell This Valentine’s Day event in NYC today. Some haven’t been as nice about it…Giants running back Brandon Jacobs weighed in: “She just needs to continue to be cute and shut up.” I think Gisele needs to head to Brazil for six/seven months while this dies down. -TO Adriana Lima Takes Her Boxing Seriously Marko Jaric’s Wife’s Bra Worth More Than Him Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:10:27 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/supermodel_adriana_lima_defends_gisele_ono/9826990 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/supermodel_adriana_lima_defends_gisele_ono/9826990 Supermodel Adriana Lima Defends Gisele Ono http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/supermodel_adriana_lima_defends_gisele_ono/9826990 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png The 2011 NFL season has ended with the New York Giants making history as the first 9-7 champions in NFL history, and the NFL awards are here to celebrate with the best and worst from Super Sunday. The "seven year ache" award goes to the New England Patriots Because it's been that long since the once-mighty NFL dynasty won the Super Bowl, having now lost each of their last two appearances to the Giants. And while that might be great news to the rest of the Football Nation (see what I did there?), to our friends in Massachusetts, it' has to seem more like seven thousand years. While accepting the award, Bill Belichick just stared eveily off into the distance as if plotting the team's still-anticipated-by-many return to greatness. The "Yoko Ono" award goes to Gisele Bundchen Award was handed out due to mounting public pressure in New England to blame anybody and everybody other than the Golden Boy himself for the Pats' failure to launch in the bigg... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:54:52 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/nfl_red_carpet_super_bowl_xlvi_awards/9824875 http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/nfl_red_carpet_super_bowl_xlvi_awards/9824875 NFL Red Carpet: Super Bowl XLVI Awards http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/nfl_red_carpet_super_bowl_xlvi_awards/9824875 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Everybody knows the iconic photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono in bed taken by Annie Leibovitz for Rolling Stone magazine, but did you know this pic was taken only 5 hours before John Lennon was shot? I had no idea. By the way, Mark David Chapman has thus far cheated us of thirty-one years of John Lennon's music. That really, really sucks. Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:18:36 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/what_i_never_knew_about_annie_leibovitzs_shot_of_john_lennon_and_yoko_ono_toronto_mike/8159809 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/what_i_never_knew_about_annie_leibovitzs_shot_of_john_lennon_and_yoko_ono_toronto_mike/8159809 What I Never Knew About Annie Leibovitz's Shot of John Lennon and Yoko Ono (Toronto Mike) http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/what_i_never_knew_about_annie_leibovitzs_shot_of_john_lennon_and_yoko_ono_toronto_mike/8159809 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png Cultural events will take over Scottish castles, ancient English monuments and every corner of London as part of a giant arts festival running in conjunction with the 2012 Olympics. The lineup for the 12-week London 2012 Festival, announced by organizers Friday, ranges from pop-up William Shakespeare to vintage Alfred Hitchcock, and includes artists, musicians, writers and performers from Britain and around the world. The festival opens June 21, 2012 - Midsummer's Day - with a series of concerts across the country, and runs to Sept. 9. Musical participants range from Senegal's Baaba Maal to the San Francisco-based Kronos Quartet, and from Daniel Barenboim's West Eastern Divan Orchestra to Venezuela's Simon Bolivar Symphony Orchestra. Britain's most famous cultural export, Shakespeare, plays a big part, with international festivals of the playwright's work staged by the Royal Shakespeare Company and Shakespeare's Globe theater. Actor Mark Rylance will give ''pop-up' Fri, 04 Nov 2011 06:48:35 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/giant_british_arts_fest_to_run_alongside_olympics/7862485 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/giant_british_arts_fest_to_run_alongside_olympics/7862485 Giant British arts fest to run alongside Olympics http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/giant_british_arts_fest_to_run_alongside_olympics/7862485 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, is launching a global campaign to help fight childhood hunger and poverty. On Nov. 1, Ono, 78, is asking people around the world to join her "Imagine There's No Hunger" campaign, a fund-raising program inspired by Lennon's classic song, she said, according to the Associated Press. Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/yoko_ono_fighting_hunger_poverty_with_imagine/7344055 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/yoko_ono_fighting_hunger_poverty_with_imagine/7344055 Yoko Ono fighting hunger, poverty with 'Imagine' http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/yoko_ono_fighting_hunger_poverty_with_imagine/7344055 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png The NFL is looking to partner with Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and other groups to fund a billion-dollar project to exhume Jimi Hendrix and bring him back to life to perform at next year’s Super Bowl halftime show. After the horrifying debacle that was the Black Eyed Peas attempt at a musical performance, the league has set aside large sums of money not related to their ongoing revenue dispute with the players in hopes that they could make next year’s show better. Coming Back From Dead to Play Halftime? “We looked into the idea of trying to get John Lennon,” one league source told us, “and we actually spoke to Yoko Ono, but she said something about getting a million people to stand in a straight line from some sacred Scandinavian territory to Iceland or something. I had no clue what she was talking about. We checked some maps, it can’t be done.” The catalyst for this expensive and first-of-its-kind project was the abominable showing by the pop group Black Eyed Peas at Super Bowl XLV... Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:03:42 -0500 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/nfl_to_exhume_hendrix_for_next_super_bowl_halftime/10831520 http://network.yardbarker.com/entertainment/article_external/nfl_to_exhume_hendrix_for_next_super_bowl_halftime/10831520 NFL to Exhume Hendrix for Next Super Bowl Halftime http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/nfl_to_exhume_hendrix_for_next_super_bowl_halftime/10831520 http://www.yardbarker.com/images/yb_logo_square_grey.png